Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

If Chris is like any tumblr artist, he'll be mad that they're trying to fix his art. But he's the opposite, he knew his art is comparable to 10 year olds.

But he is quietly mad that he can't draw like they can. He's the goddess of all realities, chris-chan christine sonichu blue heart, king-queen autismo supreme. He should be the best at drawing sonichu.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I think him tracing Trickies “Rosechu’s Story” was an indication he knows his art isn’t the best. If I’m not mistaken he also tweeted out that he would trade Alec Benson Leary a full set of Sonichu books in exchange for a full set of Asperchu. He’s at least somewhat aware that his art is subpar.

 

[elkinbub]

Cut Chris some slack, guys. If he's looking for other artists to draw his characters, that's only an indication of how well and successful and busy he's been. It isn't like Walt Disney drew every animation cell of all the Disney cartoons.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Cut Chris some slack, guys. If he's looking for other artists to draw his characters, that's only an indication of how well and successful and busy he's been. It isn't like Walt Disney drew every animation cell of all the Disney cartoons.

When Walt Disney started a Media Empire he also didn’t request an all female staff including a personal assistant that would be or find him a girlfriend and when he put out material he made sure that it was proofread.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Cut Chris some slack, guys. If he's looking for other artists to draw his characters, that's only an indication of how well and successful and busy he's been. It isn't like Walt Disney drew every animation cell of all the Disney cartoons.

Well they both hate Jews. What if Chris is the thawed out body of Walt Disney but something went wrong with the science, turning him into an autistic tranny?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Not to mention Tit Skits, a sedentary lifestyle and an abysmal diet have all but assured an early death.

I've always said Chris could inherit Bob's heart disease, it's only a matter of time before Chris' heart starts weakening with age, unhealthy foods and poor diet.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The extent of it will be, "Hey lets egg old man Chandlers shack. Then, lets pretend to be his imaginary husband and trick him into showing us his ding dong".

"Let's go pick on old man chandler." Then it's basically that one episode of dexter's lab where they played ding dong ditch on that old guy.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I've always said Chris could inherit Bob's heart disease, it's only a matter of time before Chris' heart starts weakening with age, unhealthy foods and poor diet.

Its the one thing of Bob's chris can't neglect or sell on Ebay.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Its the one thing of Bob's chris can't neglect or sell on Ebay.

He also inherited the balding.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

When Walt Disney started a Media Empire he also didn’t request an all female staff including a personal assistant that would be or find him a girlfriend and when he put out material he made sure that it was proofread.

An all female staff sounds awesome for the male but like it would suck for the females but awesome for the male of course. In the 60s that was totally possible but in todays world you would have 10,000 lawsuits. Even if the women made $35 an hour it would still really really really likely turn into a situation with hella lawsuits.

How come Hooters girls never fucking sue Hooters? Or do they? I mean its totally not fair of course. But they are all really down with it. But in some high end corporate office in this day and age a woman would go apply just to find some reason to sue the fuck out of the corporation in the name of feminism.

I mean LOL I know there always is a reason because we live in an extremely sexist world. Still though what the fuck would feminists do if sexual discrimination did not exist anymore? With no purpose for their lives would they just walk into the ocean to never be seen again? Holy crap

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The extent of it will be, "Hey lets egg old man Chandlers shack. Then, lets pretend to be his imaginary husband and trick him into showing us his ding dong".

I rated this optimistic because Chris being alive even a decade more with his shitty lifestyle is a strech.

He would have probably died already and it will be something like:
" i heard that a crazy rapist lived in the house that used to be on that lot, he supposedly died from a heart attack at 40 while recording himself but other people say he was doing satanic rituals and he succeded, the body was never found, only weird yellow dolls over a bloody altar and a piece of his taint, people from the new house to this day swear that on stormy night they can still hear whispers telling them to "zap to the extreme"

 

[RJ MacReady]

I rated this optimistic because Chris being alive even a decade more with his shitty lifestyle is a strech.

Never underestimate the undead-like resilience of fatass redneck slobs. Chris is just now emerging from his larval state if his parents are any point of reference.

 

[Jon Conroy]

I've thought of how the general internet will react when Chris dies. Will youtubers that didn't remotely talk about him make tributes? Will people use his death as a meme hoax? Will he be put on display at a museum for all of humanity? Or will Chris just go silently into the night?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've thought of how the general internet will react when Chris dies. Will youtubers that didn't remotely talk about him make tributes? Will people use his death as a meme hoax? Will he be put on display at a museum for all of humanity? Or will Chris just go silently into the night?

Probably an obscure laughing stock. Null's son will deliver the eulogy remotely.

 

[Chan Fan]

I've thought of how the general internet will react when Chris dies. Will youtubers that didn't remotely talk about him make tributes? Will people use his death as a meme hoax? Will he be put on display at a museum for all of humanity? Or will Chris just go silently into the night?

People will act like they loved him and tried to help him when all they did was laugh. The people who actually care will be sad but won't broadcast their sadness for likes and clicks

 

[Alex Krycek]

I've thought of how the general internet will react when Chris dies. Will youtubers that didn't remotely talk about him make tributes? Will people use his death as a meme hoax? Will he be put on display at a museum for all of humanity? Or will Chris just go silently into the night?

When he dies I will be a little sad honestly. I’ve followed him for over a decade now and part of me thinks that makes him a real part of my life. On the other hand, if he died in a funny or ironic way, well of course I’m going to chuckle about it.

 

[Fapcop]

I've thought of how the general internet will react when Chris dies. Will youtubers that didn't remotely talk about him make tributes? Will people use his death as a meme hoax? Will he be put on display at a museum for all of humanity? Or will Chris just go silently into the night?

The general internet? Won’t give a shit.

Us spergs who are interested in him might make some memes and shit. Some of us will be sad for a day or two. And then wrote long ass posts about who is to blame, and how Chris could have been helped.

What’s really sad about Chris-Chan is that he’ll die and aside from the people who laughed at him, nobody will care.

He doesn’t leave any children. The closest family he has, probably won’t even show up for the funeral. There won’t be any friends grieving for him, because Chris doesn’t have friends and is incapable of friendship.

The only thing he’ll leave behind, aside from a lulzy legacy as a lolcow, will be his ”stuff”: The horde of plastic crap he valued so high and the junk he spent a lifetime “collecting”.

And all of it will go in a landfill or incinerator, because there’s nobody to inherit it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So apparently today's bob's birthday and this Is how Chris honors him...I have wonder if he even still cares...I know bob's dead and all but the least is could do is drop the sonichu act and leave flowers on the old man's grave, but nooooo tf2 staring ponies is more important than paying his dead parents respects

 

[The Fool]

So apparently today's bob's birthday and this Is how Chris honors him...I have wonder if he even still cares...I know bob's dead and all but the least is could do is drop the sonichu act and leave flowers on the old man's grave, but nooooo tf2 staring ponies is more important than paying his dead parents respects

He threw Bobchu a whole big birthday bash in C-[i forget the number] with Twilight, Night Star, Megatron, Goku, Hitler and Thomas the Tank Engine. You'd be able to see it if you were more physically gifted.

 

[GherkinRealness]

I know bob's dead and all but the least is could do is drop the sonichu act and leave flowers on the old man's grave, but nooooo tf2 staring ponies is more important than paying his dead parents respects

That's still more respect than what Trump gives to those fallen "loser" veterans. Imagine that, eh.

Edit: Aww don't be so butthurt guys, it's just politics