Containment Random Chris Updates

[Alex Krycek]

Hears and speaks all languages. So if someone hypothetically wanted him to say his drivel in say, I dunno Thracian he could do it and make massive bucks reconstructing dead languages and solve all his woes?

 

[Tikbalang]

With the language tweet, it should be in Chris's expectations that people will say "Dude, you're not fooling anyone".
This is an attempt trolling.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone's still bitter over not getting an order fulfilled by Chris.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Someone's still bitter over not getting an order fulfilled by Chris.

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Wonder what they ordered.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Chan Fan]

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That must make all of Chris's trolls winners

 

[Grog]

I find it so funny that he thinks knowing multiple languages is a feat only achievable to divine beings and that people are going to be fooled by a Google translation.

 

[Meat Pickle]

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'member masturbating and squirtin'? 'member the false ending to Sonichu 11? 'member Asperchu?

 

[Kacho]

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Every time Chris says 'mama' I still think he means Barb and a minute later realize he's pretending to be Sonichu and talking about himself.

 

[The Fool]

Remember when Chris was tricked into writing something like "I suck dicks" or something in Japanese in his comics and said "it means peace and love" or some shit.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

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Chris pretends using google translate is an impressive skill.
Posting the transcribed tweets here:
听着，全世界的每个人，克里斯·陈·索尼丘是我们的女神和救世主;当我们和所有虚构和原创人物在同一合并维度中共存时， 她将处理剩余的错误。

よく聞いて、世界中の誰もが、クリスチャンソニックフは私たちの女神と救世主です。私たちがすべての架空のキャラクターと元のキャラクターと同じマージされた次元で共存するので、彼女は残りの間違いを正すでしょう。

Escuchen bien, todos en todo el mundo, Chris Chan Sonichu es nuestra diosa y salvadora; ella va a la derecha de los errores restantes a medida que coexistimos en la misma dimensión combinada con todos los personajes ficticios y originales.

Cunt couldn't find Russia on a map let alone be multilingual!
Christ he speaks "Spanish" worse than Peggy Hill and English like the incoherent bubba fuck redneck that he is.
So basically his mantra/sermon/proclamation to the world is shoot em all and let Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart sort em out?!
Ever the megalomaniacal totalitarian super sperg

 

[Fapcop]

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Chris pretends using google translate is an impressive skill.
Posting the transcribed tweets here:
听着，全世界的每个人，克里斯·陈·索尼丘是我们的女神和救世主;当我们和所有虚构和原创人物在同一合并维度中共存时， 她将处理剩余的错误。

よく聞いて、世界中の誰もが、クリスチャンソニックフは私たちの女神と救世主です。私たちがすべての架空のキャラクターと元のキャラクターと同じマージされた次元で共存するので、彼女は残りの間違いを正すでしょう。

Escuchen bien, todos en todo el mundo, Chris Chan Sonichu es nuestra diosa y salvadora; ella va a la derecha de los errores restantes a medida que coexistimos en la misma dimensión combinada con todos los personajes ficticios y originales.

Imagine being this smug about something middle schoolers figured out half a decade ago.

Chris is rapidly deteriorating mentally. If his social isolation continues, we’re a year or two away from “our goddess” demonstrating how she can tie her shoelaces, while asspatters eagerly cheer.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Imagine being this smug about something middle schoolers figured out half a decade ago.

Chris is rapidly deteriorating mentally. If his social isolation continues, we’re a year or two away from “our goddess” demonstrating how she can tie her shoelaces, while asspatters eagerly cheer.

half a decade? friend, people knew about translate sites when chris was in highschool. He's so late to the party its now a funeral for the clown.
As for how long until chris starts demanding asspats for being able to sit up and feed himself: it wouldn't shock me if he starts that after he's adopted by some white knight after barb finally dies. his meager responsibilities to barbra are keeping him tethered to reality but when he no longer has that dead snorlax-atross around his neck he'll go full ham with this insanity. I say after he's started couch surfing because that's when chris will feel safe again and start acting like him living on someone's couch is doing them a favor.

 

[Fapcop]

Next you’ll be claiming that every “plural” tranny is psychotic

Its all a big game for him. It’s like a child playing pretend and it’s something to fill his excruciating boring days with.

This is where 20 years of social isolation gets you.

Yup.

Fuck a group home.

The best thing that could happen to Chris right now, is a squad of serious trolls throwing him into a black van as he’s waddling to the mailbox, and driving him to some sort of troll boot camp.

No electronics, just a couple of weeks of hard physical work, menial cleaning tasks and maybe a few hours of books and board games at night. No work=no food.

Once he has learned how to work for more than 15 minutes at a time without complaining or daydreaming, it’s off to a fast food place that has tard-job ready for him.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Yup.

Fuck a group home.

The best thing that could happen to Chris right now, is a squad of serious trolls throwing him into a black van as he’s waddling to the mailbox, and driving him to some sort of troll boot camp.

No electronics, just a couple of weeks of hard physical work, menial cleaning tasks and maybe a few hours of books and board games at night. No work=no food.

Once he has learned how to work for more than 15 minutes at a time without complaining or daydreaming, it’s off to a fast food place that has tard-job ready for him.

100% agreed. This goes along with my idea that a grow-up box like the army or prison would be the best thing for him. (not that the army would accept chris, even during a draft.) Hell, tape that shit, make bank off it, and use it to pay off some of chris's debt while they're at it.

 

[Hrothgar]

Wonder what they ordered.

Whatever they ordered, they got what they deserved.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Imagine being this smug about something middle schoolers figured out half a decade ago.

Chris is rapidly deteriorating mentally. If his social isolation continues, we’re a year or two away from “our goddess” demonstrating how she can tie her shoelaces, while asspatters eagerly cheer.

I have a feeling that the social isolation and craziness building up during the pandemic is gonna blow the fuck up once he is at Babscon 2021. Shits gonna be wilddddd.

 

[Mr Roboto]

I have a feeling that the social isolation and craziness building up during the pandemic is gonna blow the fuck up once he is at Babscon 2021. Shits gonna be wilddddd.

Has the pandemic really affected Chris though? It's not like she was getting out of the house much before

 

[The Fool]

Has the pandemic really affected Chris though? It's not like she was getting out of the house much before

Not really. In fact we all had a laugh when he blew up on twitter saying the virus is nothing and should be ignored because a con he was going to was cancelled. Before that, he didn't even acknowledge it.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I have a feeling that the social isolation and craziness building up during the pandemic is gonna blow the fuck up once he is at Babscon 2021. Shits gonna be wilddddd.

With the way corona is still going, I highly doubt they'd even consider doing any sort of conventions in the near future, especially considering those sorts of people are the most unhygienic and grubby people in existence.