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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Except, instead of a filmed ad, it’ll all be drawings Chris made with a voiceover:
I’d fucking love to see that.
Especially since Chris wouldn’t have the faintest clue what the role of his elected position is, or what he’s supposed to be doing.
He’d just know that it’s an office job (prophecy for himself partly fulfilled, yay!) and start going to work with an empty briefcase, and sit down at his desk with a puzzled look on his face, ala George Costanza in Seinfeld.
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I don’t have Facebook so can you screencap that
EDIT Was an issue with my phone, also dear lord these people are stupid
I am not sure if these are dumb children or people wanting efame (could be both), but Chris had so many tard wranglers that no one will efficiently wrangle him unless they actually know him.
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The only way Chris will get "protected" is if you take his internet access away.
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So like Joe Biden but more autistic then?
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Little from column A, a little from column B
xd random funny weeaboo memes lol...
(Edit) He used the Megan is missing shot for the banner, and comic sans...
Cunt has to be trolling, right?
Or he could just be Rollin' and Trollin' as it were...
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Yeah Chris will never bother with them since they are just a bunch of fat guys except if they play into his delusions or give him money
Picklechu
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Someone registered him with the FEC like 2 or 3 years ago, so I'm surprised they're just now doing this.
I can see it now. January 20, 2021, 12:00 PM EST - Christine Weston Chandler is inaugurated as the 46th president of the United States.
January 20, 2021, 12:01 PM EST - section 4 of the 25th Amendment is invoked, and President Chandler is stripped of the powers of the office.
I can see it now. January 20, 2021, 12:00 PM EST - Christine Weston Chandler is inaugurated as the 46th president of the United States.
January 20, 2021, 12:01 PM EST - section 4 of the 25th Amendment is invoked, and President Chandler is stripped of the powers of the office.
Nope. As long as one is a natural-born American citizen who is at least 35 and has lived for at least 14 years in the United States, one is eligible to be president.
The only local offices that Chris could run for are all county level (unless there are like elected soil and water boards in Virginia, in which case he might have a shot if no one else files). He'd never be able to win any of those.
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"Mr Chandler, you need to convince the Christian Right in the swing states that you're not gay"
"I like swings! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"But you need to show a strong, hetero image."
*draws comics of Rosechu and the females of the combo in their underwear, posing erotically and puts them on a campaign ad*
Vote Chris this November. He believes Children as young as 14 should be allowed to pose in erotic photo shoots. He'll Zap the Swamp to the Extreme.
"I like swings! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"But you need to show a strong, hetero image."
*draws comics of Rosechu and the females of the combo in their underwear, posing erotically and puts them on a campaign ad*
Vote Chris this November. He believes Children as young as 14 should be allowed to pose in erotic photo shoots. He'll Zap the Swamp to the Extreme.
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I hear Chris is courting several cakes of color as his running mate draw in the fat ass vote. He promises not to sit on them for at least his first term.
Mr Roboto
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Maybe I'm just misremembering, but the Ugandan Sonichu guy looks really familiar (As in I think he's been on the thread before at one point)
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Voice over: Chris Chandler has on at least one occasion wasted their money on a chocolate cake, just to sit and fart on it. If they are willing to be so wasteful with their own money, what will they do with the taxpayers' money? In these times of uncertainty, America cannot afford someone so irresponsible as President.
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Even in foreign languages Chris can't get his grammar right. Bob must be so 'proud'.
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But on the other hand Christine is a brave and stunning autistic, trans lesbian soul who’s also part native American and would put those jerkops in their place, AMONG WHICH!
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That lunatic actually claimed to be Chris's cousin and got into an argument with Sockness after Sockness wanted to fuck some ginger woman, he's as delusional as Chris
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Chris's ad would be him sitting in bed, and he'd be like, "I'm coming to you again live from my - from mama's home, asking you to vote for mama. Do not vote for...my opponent, I forget his name but he is a bad man. My mama is a good, true and honest pers - woman who will lead you the right way, as is her fated destiny as fortold by..." yada yada yada, we all know the drill.
Also, can you send prank pizzas to the White House?
Also, can you send prank pizzas to the White House?
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He's gonna spray paint the White House yellow and blue...
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We've already got an anthem to use for the United States of CWCville, may as well draft up a redesign of a flag for him to use on his campaign as well.