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Chan Fan said:
His campaign will fall apart after info about Ryan Cash's suicide gets out. "Chris couldn't even meet his obligations so his fan didn't kill himself - how will he meet the obligations for his country?"
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Or, one could spin it a different way. "As president, Chris will make Kim Jong-un kill himself by playing Little Big Planet instead of updating Sonichu."
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris altered his Nintendo Mii character to have blue hair (pic of old one).
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And yet the dumb ass still does not know, or cannot make the effort to do so, that hair must be prebleached in order to achieve these unnatural colors. So his hair looks like nasty green seaweed. What's the reasoning? "I put blue dye on my hair. Therefore, my hair is blue." Never mind the mirror.....then again he also says he's not fat so clearly mirrors are not useful.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
And yet the dumb ass still does not know, or cannot make the effort to do so, that hair must be prebleached in order to achieve these unnatural colors. So his hair looks like nasty green seaweed. What's the reasoning? "I put blue dye on my hair. Therefore, my hair is blue." Never mind the mirror.....then again he also says he's not fat so clearly mirrors are not useful.
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It's probably a good thing be doesn't know given how literally his autism makes him take everything. If someone told him to prebleach his hair, lardass would probably lean his head over the sink pouring a whole bottle of Clorox onto his scalp.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
It's probably a good thing be doesn't know given how literally his autism makes him take everything. If someone told him to prebleach his hair, lardass would probably lean his head over the sink pouring a whole bottle of Clorox onto his scalp.
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His hair honestly looks like he's wearing wig at this point, especially when you consider how much he's screwed with his hair over the years. I think any more major adjustments he tries to make and you'll start seeing him going bald soon.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
His hair honestly looks like he's wearing wig at this point, especially when you consider how much he's screwed with his hair over the years. I think any more major adjustments he tries to make and you'll start seeing him going bald soon.
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I wonder how long it’ll take for him to admit it and start wearing actual wigs?
 
Chris gave his thoughts on the trailer to the cancelled Joseph Draft documentary.
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and it showed that which was and is pure and genuine of Mama Chris Chan.
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Shut up, Chris. There was nothing pure or genuine about this "documentary". You didn't burp or fart once. The most authentic part about this video was
1. The bald spot
2. Barb's depiction of Chris as a blathering idiot with abnormal behavior.
 
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Autist vs. Artist vol.842
"Sonichu" taking umbridge at someone on Twitter's depiction/interpretation of him and his friends, again...
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Ah the many many implications...

The shear amount of mental gymnastics required just to say "I don't want to fuck my OCs/children/siblings"
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Chris, maybe if you didn't hypersexualize everything in the first place you wouldn't look like/be looked at as such a creep...

So correct me if I'm wrong but by the "infallible logic" of "Goddess Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart ⚡💙⚡" "herself "
if someone draws it its happening in another dimension right?
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So why then does he "Sonichu" and by extension "she" Christine spend so much time trying to disprove "their own theory" when they have previously stated the contrary that all realities exist simultaneously and therefore everything including these comics are canon...

Lets see
A. He/she's lying
B. Jealousy towards someone with actual talent
C. He/she's delusional/having psychotic episode after psychotic episode
D. Borderline low functioning autism
E. All of the above
F. Who gives a fuck

My vote...
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Napoleon XIV: 'They're coming to take me away'

http://www.vidap.nl/napoleon/ http://www.videoarchief-hoorn.nl/Muziek/VideoArchief_M012.htm Napoleon XIV illustrated. 'They're coming to take me away, ho-ho,...
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Most normal people when confronted about the logic flaws in a webcomic they made when they were younger would admit it was a mistake and they should have thought through the implications of their writing. Chris tries to justify his actions by babbling in word salad and about dimensions and realities so much that he looks like either a victim of a Lovecraftian elder God's rage. Or a high functioning downie as opposed to high functioning autist.
 
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