Even better, because he's supposed to be Sonichu, he can't even try to act bitter by saying it's sub-par or anything, because that's what Chris would say, not Sonichu.
I assume that, but also Chris is extremely bad at roleplaying and forgets he's supposed to be Sonichu almost as much as he forgets to pay his bills.
Oof. There's a thought: since chris got away with signing 'sonichu' on his court shit, he may try signing 'Sonichu' on his checks. or if he really wants to get crazy he could start claiming he's sonichu and therefore bills need to be sent to Christine in the other dimension.
Its a shame that Penders created such a detailed universe for his mutated Knuckles clones, but nobody ever read his books after he got booted from Archie.
Its a shame that Penders created such a detailed universe for his mutated Knuckles clones, but nobody ever read his books after he got booted from Archie.
I've said it myself, but Ken penders is basically the awnser to the question what if Chris got his shit together and pestered his way into the mainstream and became a creator on the sonic series he loves so much
Today, Chris got r/whooshed by a jubilant redditor, while complaining about "Mama" being misgendered by an Animal Crossing video.
(Also, I can't crop worth a shit. You'll survive.)
I don't know how it only just dawned on me but Chris referring to himself in third person as "mama" is some seriously creepy Norman Bates shit.
I think I'm just so used to him being a completely harmless roleplaying manchild that I have a hard time seeing him as creepy (besides how he can't keep his hands off women he talks to). But to an outsider, that must be really disturbing.
Person mentions actual potential danger and says they might be sick.
Chris takes this opportunity to make it about himself and his bizarre pretend land adventures.
Utterly vile.
LOL, I think it's quite autistic that Chris can chimp out about knowing he has a beard versus being portrayed as a creepy stalker preying on others. Priorities, Chris.
LOL, I think it's quite autistic that Chris can chimp out about knowing he has a beard versus being portrayed as a creepy stalker preying on others. Priorities, Chris.
Apart from GenoSamuel of course...ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᶠᵃʳ ˡᵉˢˢᵉʳ ᵉˣᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᴳᶦᵇᶦ
But that's more just documenting and keeping at arms length rather than desperately trying to be the Werner Herzog of Cows...
Wow it had "genuine contracts and business contacts and everything", and if it had the endorsement of Chris Chan "herself" behind it it must have been good... Having serious Mr. Miyamoto flashbacks...
Was, was Chris paid for being in it and would he have been entitled to the potential residuals?
Yeah keep throwing Megan under the bus Chris, that's worked out so well for you in the past...
"Schedule"? Please "Sonichu", elaborate on what that could possibly entail...
So much to unpack...
Glad to see Chris hasn't just found his nuts again, but is actually keeping them and flexing them when needed. It might not be ladylike but it sure is good to see Chris telling turbo-autists like Saint and Sockness to STFU.
Glad to see Chris hasn't just found his nuts again, but is actually keeping them and flexing them when needed. It might not be ladylike but it sure is good to see Chris telling turbo-autists like Saint and Sockness to STFU.
