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Suddenly, they all have conjunctivitis.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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I've made a lot of jokes about Chris cutting and running and being a shit parent / god / creator, but I think that end point's Chris breaking character whilst somehow, paradoxically, keeping character. To me, he's not asking Christine to let Sonichu come home. Instead, he knows the merge and the imaginary bullshit is pretend, because when he's not posting on twitter, or in a stream, especially in this covid world, he's very lonely. He wants Mama Christine, the person who he aspires to be, who surely must really be there in the multiverse, to make these prophecies come true... and they aren't.
We all hope that some day, a truck with a million dollars will crash into our house, or we'll find gold bullion in the garden, or Bill Gates will stop us and ask for directions, and give us a huge check for being so kind. We're also mature enough to know it won't happen, so we march on with our shit jobs, little hobbies, and circles of friends or family. When shit gets tough, we turn to those people at work, at home, and our friends to offer some support or guidance. Chris doesn't have those, so he's asking his imaginary ones for help.
Well that's how I took it anyway. He's trying to make believe that he won't be in that dump of a house with Barb and the horde and the cats and dogs which likely shit all over the place, because his RP as Sonichu isn't helping nurse the wound anymore.
Time of Space
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What if the Possession is just another attempt of his to "restart".
Nothing worked out for him, so he tried it as a woman.
That didn't magically change everything so now he's trying it as the idealized character he created in the comics (that isn't literally him) and expects other people to treat it as a blank slate of sorts.
Nothing worked out for him, so he tried it as a woman.
That didn't magically change everything so now he's trying it as the idealized character he created in the comics (that isn't literally him) and expects other people to treat it as a blank slate of sorts.
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Going back to Chris being upset that documentary about him being canned and throwing Geno under the bus: I think it's likely because the documentary was going to be mostly one bit ass-kissing extravaganza, whereas Geno has mostly been unbiased with his series. Chris REALLY doesn't like it when his ugliness gets exposed (hurtful truth level and all that), especially nowadays when he will only associate with sycophants who humor his delusions and tell him everything he wants to hear. And the moron doing the other documentary was willing to give Chris and Babs toy/Goodwill money for their time, whereas I don't think Geno has given them any money. So of course Chris is going to be upset that the more flattering documentary will never see the light of day while the series that tells it like it is, showing Chris warts and all, is still going strong.
There has been endless speculation that Chris pretending to be the yellow Sonic recolor has been because he's tired of the tranny bullshit and the Merge/goddess nonsense has put too much pressure (for lack of a better term) on him, so he's pretending to be Sonic Ripoff No. 1 because it allows him to be male and "normal" again. But with Chris? Who the hell knows? People have been following his antics for over a decade and still can't fully pin him down.
There has been endless speculation that Chris pretending to be the yellow Sonic recolor has been because he's tired of the tranny bullshit and the Merge/goddess nonsense has put too much pressure (for lack of a better term) on him, so he's pretending to be Sonic Ripoff No. 1 because it allows him to be male and "normal" again. But with Chris? Who the hell knows? People have been following his antics for over a decade and still can't fully pin him down.
Mr Roboto
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Hasn't Chris talked about Geno's documentary in a positive light before though? I thought the only negative things he's said about it is that it can be hard to watch (Because watching a documentary about Chris is hard to watch) and complained that Geno used Chris's bathroom as a green screen backdrop for a stream? Asides from that, he has admitted to listening to it and said he regretted acting in some ways back in the past
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Mostly yes, but he went on a recent twitter spiel and how he compared the kickstarter documentary to be more "genuine", probably because it contained interviews from people directly in his life (Barb and Megan Schroeder) so it wouldn't have been edited in a way to make very critical or degrading from his point of view, since you get to hear the truth directly from the horse's mouth (unless the guy who started the kickstarter still ended up framing him as a lazy inconsiderate embarrassment, which lets be honest if you look at most of his infamous incidents, Chris is no hero).
Whether not it actually would have been we'll never know, in his words it really had a lot of loving good things about it and it really should be "in this time line".
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Damn it Tanaka!
Why ya always got to be so freaking eloquent n' erudite with them there observations and opinions n' shit!
Actually got me feeling sorry for CWC, dang empathy!
No wonder they call It Japanese Intelligence...
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Chris is meant to come back when the merge is complete. That's why Chris is stuck as Sonichu. He assumed the merge was going to happen soon so he only needed to be Sonichu for a short time. Now he'll have to be Sonichu for the rest of his life or until he manages to come up with some excuse.
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Welp, Chris falling for bullshit and being conned out of money is a given at this point. This idiot on the other hand... is supposed to be neurotypical? but spent hours upon hours making an extremely autistic comic on an extremely autistic subject, desperately seeking the attention of the internet's village idiot only for Chris to dismiss it with throwaway "Nah, it didn't" tweets and getting (rightfully) looked down by him. Then there was this time he got triggered as fuck because Chris lazily retconned some shit about his comic on one of his cards. And now, even Chris can see how he is patethically trying to piggyback on his e-fame.
Chris may be an unredeemable deranged retard, but he really came as the bigger guy here, all things considered, and that really speaks poorly about this goddamn Ben Saint moron.
Is that person one of the "brony analyst" (fuck, that's just tragic) Chris desperately wants to play pretend with?
I know that ignoring him is the most sensible decision, and that publicly berating a poor lil' tard is frowned upon (even when if it's deserved), but I wish they would for once tell Chris "No, we won't play with you, we don't like you, you can't have our toys and you are nothing more than some white trash aspie, not some cartoon goddess. Fuck off."
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All that sperging he did as "sonichu" begging to go home has so many interpretations behind it. Frankly I don't understand why he doesn't just come up with some bullshit excuse to send sonichu home like all the ones he made up when there was no merge on new years a few years ago. Oh wait I do know one reason, it's because there's no pony or toy conventions to go to in person and Chris is so mentally regressed he untimatley had to retreat into fantasyland to attend one and won't come back until the real ones do. Something that could take God knows how long since nobody wants to do anything about lifting mask and social distancing rules until a sure fire treatment or vaccine is available.
Probably most disturbing (or sad) is that Chris is so into playing sonichu that that he truly believes his "son" is unhappy and suffering being stuck in a body that can barley walk faster than a helpless waddle, is flabby fat and lazy, and does have anything he had in cwcvile weather it was the friends or loving wife and kids ..and Chris knows this or at least believes it and refuses to budge on sending him back to all that because Chris's own happiness matters morethan and takes priority over that of his own creation's.
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Wow, he's really painted himself into a corner.
Make up a reason to send Sonichu home or (super optimistic) fucking work out to make Sonichu more at home in your physique. Hey, Sonichu is male.... If Chris got sick of the trans thing this would be a great excuse to stop taking the titty skittles.
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Literacy skills rivalling biden.
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Damn... Y’all be giving me the prickly wicklies and shiat with your psychology and deep analcysts.
And some of it may be true on some deep subconscious level. But...
Is Chris really that deep? Nigga ain’t no Freud that’s for sure. He has zero capability for abstract thinking.
Maybe all this SonichuLARPing and cross dimensional bullshit is just Chris trying to reach out and interact with people.
The more he does it, the more reactions he gets and the more asspatters who play along.
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Chris is able to think abstractly I'd say since the whole dimention merge thing is really stupid but abstract, he's just not able to put himself in other people's shoes so doesn't realize that despite him taking it seriously nobody else will.
I'd say it's a good theory since it's just Chris not willing to take responsiblity for his real life (Or face the fact his mother is about to die and he's near middle aged and is very likely going to be forced out of his home) so he would rather just LARP about hoping he'll soon be handed everything he wants on a plate, I've heard with some autistic people trooning out they just assume it'll solve all of their problems and then that's why they get so depressed when they realise it didn't but with Chris he can just pretend to be another person.
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My thought is he’s going to eventually say the merge is partially completed and willet Sonichu go home but that he is having buyers remorse about the Tomgirl shit.
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All troons have buyers remorse why do you think they're untimely end is to be found water logged and rotting in their bathtubs with slit wrists or hanging by belts in their closests?
Also as someone said elsewhere I really wish the analysits would just tell Chris to fuck off ah but such it the rub when you have an image to uphold, especially one that supposedly preaches acceptance of others despite their flaws
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I wouldn't say Chris os flawed. He's deeply damaged and mentally retarded.
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Thanks Great, means a lot buddy. I think its just Chris is a strange experience for me, and for us all. He really creates the cognitive dissonance of love/hate and hope/despair. I want him to suffer sometimes for his actions, but I also want him safe and to somehow learn or adapt or improve. Hes the ultimate reality tv show, or the Will They Won't They of a soap. You don't wonder though if Ron Stoppable and Kim Possible will kiss, or if Ross and Rachel, or Mulder and Scully will hook up. No, instead you wonder if Chris will kill himself, get made homeless, wind up in prison, or transcend Evangelion style and turn everyone at Kiwi Farms into goo.
I mean there must be something that we're all here talking about him? We're like a Taylor Swift fan club waiting for the new album (saga) to drop, Geno says it best:
"what is the attraction?"
I have no damn clue. Nothing compares to Chris Chan. I can love him, pity him, loathe him, and the whole insane cast that do guest appearances on his show.
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Sonichu was written as the ideal male hero Chris wants to be, which was his original purpose, then Chris wrote himself into the comics directly and thus relegated Sonichu to a supporting role.
Chris thought being a Tomgirl meant he wouldn’t have to worry about being trolled ever again, and that he was starting over clean— new name, dress style, personality. He was making friends and trying his damndest to separate himself from his former self, and thought his road to china was guaranteed. Now it’s all coming undone— he’s a reject troon even in a community of reject troons (the brony fandom), and he desperately wants to feel like he’s belongs to part of a group. The TF2 analysis show is just the major brony content creators playing TF2 as their OCs; they have their own in-jokes and references that play on their real world relationships with one another that Chris will never, ever relate to. When he streams himself watching it and parrots every bit of dialogue, it’s painfully clear he wishes he could be a big-name part of the fandom. In his mind he’s the OG brony, so he deserves a spot in their clique despite not contributing anything meaningful to the fandom.
He’s realized his gambit to get people to accept and even integrate him into their circles has failed and thus his tomgirl identity no longer has any purpose. So now he’s come full circle and returning to using Sonichu— when he raged at MLW in her office, he claimed that he felt Sonichu was with him and was expressing his own disapproval through Chris’s body. He believes he can avoid consequence for the shit he says by claiming it’s actually Sonichu. Right now he doesn’t want to admit he made a severe mistake thinking being a tomgirl would be the end-all solution to the trials and tribulations he faces in life.
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