Forget the TSA, can imagine being stuck on a pressurized airplane with Chris stinking up the air with belches and farts, and sperging to himself how unfair it is he can't watch cartoons on his phone unless he's downloaded episodes?
Chris can barely muster the willpower to draw up a single Sonichu page; he'd never ever be able to commit to making a bible even if it's full of his usual merge nonsense. He'd be more likely to beg for someone to do it for him, then get pissy when they don't write it the way he wanted them to, then angrily tweet at them for a bit until he's blocked.
Oh I'm imagining the most half assed, 'pick it up and put it down' project ever. Sentences start and end abruptly as new ones start as chris thinks up new holy sonichu shit. It'd look like someone assembled a life time's worth of hastily scribbled notes into a book. the whole thing will be accredited to Angellica Rosechu, but it'll just be whatever chris thinks sounds holy. I think he could write 300 pages, but they wouldn't make any sense. If not that, chris would start it then try to get other people to write it for him since it would cut into his
But remember, God did not write the bible. Like Chris, God had disciples with mental illness.
It’ll be an incoherent blithering mess that he’ll give up on after the first three paragraphs because work is hard and it’ll cut too deeply into his LEGO time.
“The Gospel according to Sonichu, among which. Yada yada yada.”
I'd hate to hear about terrible Sonichu allegories.
If you’ve been following this as long as I have you probably hate yourself a little bit.
SHIT! DSTECKS paid for all of that and was the person that ruined Chris' life and he didn't even get his due. How beta can a man get?
I’m sure it’ll be full of hypocritical advice which Chris himself doesn’t follow.
DStecks stopped communicating with the Chris stuff altogether... I think Ben alienated a lot of his friends and then started to troll Chris to desperately stay relevant... Don't quote me but he was part of a youtube circle and he's no longer. (I wouldn't wan't to be a part of a YT circle with Digibro either though)
If it was about the life of Chris instead of one Judas it'd just be full of Tommy Wiseau-esque 'Everybody betrayed me, I am fed up of this world!' moments.
I would sooner read Chris's bible than one of Sockness's retarded occult books. At least it would be funnier.
