Containment Random Chris Updates

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I hope there's a rock that prevents homelessness
 

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Naamaleipuri said:
DStecks stopped communicating with the Chris stuff altogether... I think Ben alienated a lot of his friends and then started to troll Chris to desperately stay relevant... Don't quote me but he was part of a youtube circle and he's no longer. (I wouldn't wan't to be a part of a YT circle with Digibro either though)
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yeah Ben is still doing it judging by his most recent tweets, only managing to get Chris’s minimal attention.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris bought some Mario games for the Switch.
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That's gotta be what the 20th time he's had a copy of super mario bros 85 in his life? I'm fairly certain Chris was one of the first kids to own a copy and the nes when it launched..then again it's hard to say when since it was only available in NY and LA in October 85 and probably took longer to reach his corner of VA

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Idk what's more autistic the woman almost verbatim quoting gweneth paltro's vibrating rocks at certain frequencies b.s or Chris using a fighting game term (combo breaker) unronically in real life.
 
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Given the need to be in everything, Christian will appear in almost every story

The Good Samaritan
And the injured traveler lay on the road, when 2 jerk-cops passed him by and kicked him for being autistic. Just then a Good Sonichu passed by, and helped the traveler to a soup hotel. Then he saw that it was actually Liquid Chris so shot them in both knees.

Samson
Sonichu was very strong, but then an internet troll posing as a boyfriend free girl cut off his spines. When he had no power he cried out for help, but nobody came. They mocked and laughed at him... but Chris chan showed up and saved the day.

Moses
Christian said to Mary Lee Walsh, let my Sonichus go. She refused, so he sent down the plagues of Bed Bugs, Love Quest Signs, Scabies, Sports Bras, Bad Artwork, Lightning Bolts that zapped to the extreme, unsolicited kisses at conventions, stress sighs, pickles, and belching. Mary let the Sonichus go and offered to free the Jews too, but Christian said NO, SNYDER IS A DIRTY JEW, and so they perished.

Abraham
Christian said to Punchy, sacrifice your PS3 to please me. Punchy did, but Christian gave him a new PS3 and a PS4 and a PS5 and the moral was lost.

Noah
Chris puts the household pets into Patti's dog house that weighs 5 to 10 tons. After 20 minutes of autistic murmuring he forgets why he did this and lets them out.

Adam and Eve
Christian meets a girl, who is also his sister and daughter Crystal, who sticks an apple up her cooch. The Financhu Crisis kicks Christopher out of Eden.

The Crucifixion
Christian (who is god and the son/daughter of god) knows he will be betrayed by da trolls. At the last supper he orders pizza, but they refuse to deliver. He goes out into the garden and the Jerkcops try to seize him but he beats them anyway. He isn't crucified. His definition of sacrifice is that he was picked on in school and blocked by the brony community. The bronies realize he is the son/daughter of God and unblock him.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
So if Chris has disciples in the form of the Watchmen, does that mean we have a Peter and a Judas among them? I'd see Chris as "God the Farter", Sonichu as "God the Son...ichu" and the "Holy 'Shit Yourself and Do Nothing'" for the CWCian holy trinity.
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Looking at his combo breaker, he's wearing a fabric between his neck and neckwear, meaning that he's getting skin rashes from that thing in his neck.
Aside from the purple one, three of the rocks are applied in copper wire. Probably because he can't drill a hole in it. Also are those charcoal and chewing gum in his neck?
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horrorfan89 said:
That's gotta be what the 20th time he's had a copy of super mario bros 85 in his life? I'm fairly certain Chris was one of the first kids to own a copy and the nes when it launched..then again it's hard to say when since it was only available in NY and LA in October 85 and probably took longer to reach his corner of VA
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Chris has to help Nintendo win the console wars or something.
And this is the millionth example of chris buying shit he doesn't need after saying he's in a financial hole. It was one of the major things he talked about in the last live stream before he started babbling like a total r e t a r d.
 
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Chris has to help Nintendo win the console wars or something.
And this is the millionth example of chris buying shit he doesn't need after saying he's in a financial hole. It was one of the major things he talked about in the last live stream before he started babbling like a total r e t a r d.
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Must have happened early in the stream I hadnt gotten in till half hour on
 
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