Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

But in all seriousness, he spent more than I make in two weeks on six vynil figures. And as those comments say that money could/should have gone to his legal fees or debit or his frail geriatric mother. And if Chris responds to such comments chance ls are they'll be sad attempts to shrug it all off.

Chris cannot separate between wants and needs when he's spending.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris cannot separate between wants and needs when he's spending.

I mean this is the same man who considers his worn down disgusting house to be a spiritual temple and that pokemon are responsible for various tragedies

Chris is the peak of retard so him being terrible with money is not a surprise.

 

[Tikbalang]

I mean this is the same man who considers his worn down disgusting house to be a spiritual temple and that pokemon are responsible for various tragedies

Chris is the peak of retard so him being terrible with money is not a surprise.

Usually temples are portayed to be clean places and don't covered with materialism whenever possible. His "temple" don't fit the criteria.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Usually temples are portayed to be clean places and don't covered with materialism whenever possible. His "temple" don't fit the criteria.

But you see it IS A TRUE AND HONEST TEMPLE BECAUSE CHRIS CHAN SAID SO YOU DANG DIRTY TROLL!! IT IS THE MOST CLEAN AND THOSE MATERIALS ARE RELICS FROM DIMENSION C-197 THAT CHRIS BROUGHT THROUGH THE IRON CURTAIN

If Chris ever saw that comment

 

[A Grey Cat]

Usually temples aren't covered with materialism whenever possible.

Except for Jewish ones. So I guess Chris and Snyder had something in common after all

 

[Spastic Cologne]

So "Sonichu's" favourite Pokémon is himself?
Not his species mind you, but himself...

Oh well, the weens seem to love it...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So "Sonichu's" favourite Pokémon is himself?
Not his species mind you, but himself...
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Oh well, the weens seem to love it...

Damn Sonichu really is a narcissistic piece of shit, no wonder Chris loves him.

 

[Tikbalang]

So "Sonichu's" favourite Pokémon is himself?
Not his species mind you, but himself...

Possible answer

Edit: With a bit of research

• Quickass lightning
• Yellow
• It can hold any item, kicks included
• With the pokedex number of 386. Henry the V of england was born in 1386.
• Hard to catch
• Can be observed individually

 

[Abarefiller]

Damn Sonichu really is a narcissistic piece of shit, no wonder Chris loves him.

He takes after his "Mama"

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Possible answer
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Edit: With a bit of research
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• Quickass lightning
• Yellow
• It can hold any item, kicks included
• With the pokedex number of 386. Henry the V of england was born in 1386.
• Hard to catch
• Can be observed individually

If he can learn some electric type moves, close enough.

 

[Punished Magician]

Of course the rainbow dash one is race lifted to be black, even that pony show is getting blackwashed.

I'm pretty sure she's just supposed to be a tan tomboy...

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm pretty sure she's just supposed to be a tan tomboy...

Hey in this day and age can you blame me for thinking they went there?

So "Sonichu's" favourite Pokémon is himself?
Not his species mind you, but himself...
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Oh well, the weens seem to love it...

It's not a real pokemon, it never was a real pokemon, and it never will be a real pokemon...ever. I'm only saying this here because I don't have a Twitter of my own. And I can't wait for the chimping once the official pokemon 982 is unveild and it's not sonichu

 

[Hogar Grupal]

You know, that’s one thing that confuses me. How can a autistic loser like Chris be so egotistical? I know his parents spoiled him but this seems to be a common trait among autistic people. Including ones who aren’t coddled like Chris is.

Is narcissism a trait of autism? I’m curious.

I was under the impression that autistic people always kept to themselves. I don't many autistics that make attraction signs or go into rants being a deity.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I was under the impression that autistic people always kept to themselves. I don't many autistics that make attraction signs or go into rants being a deity.

This is a consequence of Chris forcing himself tp be social because it's not an intrinsic characteristic he posseses. It's essentially Chris acting like the world is full of NPCs for his sick sexual amusement.

 

[Tikbalang]

It's not a real pokemon, it never was a real pokemon, and it never will be a real pokemon...ever. I'm only saying this here because I don't have a Twitter of my own. And I can't wait for the chimping once the official pokemon 982 is unveild and it's not sonichu

Once it officially announced and released, the third BLARMS begins

 

[Protodigdug]

We already have Pokémon 892 and it's not Sonichu I'm surprised Chris has never made a comment about it.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

We already have Pokémon 892 and it's not Sonichu I'm surprised Chris has never made a comment about it.

Well despite the fact that everything in a multiverse is "official and real" in some fashion, Chris doesn't see it that way because unless they have a dimensional counterpart in c-197, it's not actually canon.

 

[Tikbalang]

Animaniacs and Sonichu speed

 

[To Suffer?]

Animaniacs and Sonichu speed
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What the hell is this tweet about. I've read it 6 times and I cannot wrap my head around what Chris is saying. I'm genuinely asking for help to understand

Today, on #MathterpieceTheater: A Sonichu runs 770 mph from #Charlottesville, Virginia at 10:55 am EST, westward. A Rosechu runs 655 mph from #SanFranciso, California at 7:55 am PST. Straight line from either point, which city, state and at what time, there, do they meet? https://t.co/MMcPvGDeZW

Also, I love how he asked that, uhh "Trivia" question, but turned off comments. How the fuck are we suppose to answer this absolute brain bender Chris?

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Also, I love how he asked that, uhh "Trivia" question, but turned off comments. How the fuck are we suppose to answer this absolute brain bender Chris?

It takes algebraic skills to figure it all out.