Containment Random Chris Updates

Tikbalang said:
Chris rarely got a C or D, so mostly got an E and F; A and B if he's cheating or the teacher made an error
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That's right, Chris, you never had a Cock or a Dick in education, but you sure had a lot of Fs for "Fuck, get this retard out of my classroom". We can literally disprove this.

Alex Krycek said:
He's humble about things sometimes. I mean very rarely. But it happens. He aitted to failure a few times... Before he was a tomgirl. He sort of knows he looks weird. But he seems okay with it if there aren't any people screaming about it.
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I seriously don't believe that. Chris literally acts like the only thing separating himself from Britney Spears is a feminine 6 pack.
 
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Sonichu mod again, now with C.C.Sonichu and Magichun
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How likely Chris is the one who made the mod? Voice acting the easiest part for him but what about the 3D part like modeling, texturing, rigging, and animating?
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He has a partner named Cirrusfire, whose role is a modeler.
As for Chris's role as texture redesign artist, I'm not sure how he put colors on the sonichu
If he knows how to use Substance Painter, then I underestimate Chris's godes talent and thinking I'm on drugs. Although he'll have to pay $20 to use it.
Cirrusfire gave Chris the UV map and use the paint bucket tool in MS Paint
 
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Tikbalang said:
Sonichu mod again, now with C.C.Sonichu and Magichun
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How likely Chris is the one who made the mod? Voice acting the easiest part for him but what about the 3D part like modeling, texturing, rigging, and animating?
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He has a partner named Cirrusfire, whose role is a modeler.
As for Chris's role as texture redesign artist, I'm not sure how he put colors on the sonichu
If he knows how to use Substance Painter, then I underestimate Chris's godes talent and thinking I'm on drugs. Although he'll have to pay $20 to use it.
Cirrusfire gave Chris the UV map and use the paint bucket tool in MS Paint
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Someone better upload those voice files if available
 
Alex Krycek said:
I have no problem believing he got a lot of As and Bs with tutoring and remedial work, definitely some special treatment. He is dumb and maybe a bit special but not like the dumbest or most special.
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It's important to remember that a lot of Chris Chan's schoolwork would have been comparatively easy as he was in special ed, and so he'd have got a lot of good grades on those pieces of work but would have flopped when given the same work the normal kids got.
 
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death of chans said:
chris wants money, said it's for bills...
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Yes, I Know what you haters are gonna say, “OOH! Christine’s asking for money again. Don’t give her any money; she’ll just spend it on Legos and vidya games. Bladdy, bladdy blah.”
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Hey, to be fair, we never said anything about Sonichu begging for money...
Tikbalang said:
If Chris won 1 million dollars, it'll be gone in a day. That's a guarantee
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Some idea guy would offer him some magic beans and Chris would cough up the million in the hopes of getting to faggity-fag-dimension through beanstalk.
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris confirms he didn't make the medallions on Praetor's shop.
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"Yeah, I didn't make those medallions, but hey! But at least you have that mod that I... didn't make either!"

Buying a medallion from Chris is retarded enough, but buying this horseshit is Incepcion-level retardation. Also, Sonic arms are not blue! since when does Sonichu have eyebrows?
 
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I seem to recall TrashRaider scoring a decent amount of Chris' school work and report cards on his dumpster diving expeditions while 14BC was undergoing fire renovations, and most of them showed that Chris was actually a piss-poor student. At best he got average grades, but he often scored pretty low. And the times he did get a good score on an assignment it was blatantly clear that the teacher gave him a higher grade than they would have given an average student turning in the same quality work, because Chris was a tard-o enjoying the benefits of being in the SpEd program.
 
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The Dude said:
I seem to recall TrashRaider scoring a decent amount of Chris' school work and report cards on his dumpster diving expeditions while 14BC was undergoing fire renovations, and most of them showed that Chris was actually a piss-poor student. At best he got average grades, but he often scored pretty low. And the times he did get a good score on an assignment it was blatantly clear that the teacher gave him a higher grade than they would have given an average student turning in the same quality work, because Chris was a tard-o enjoying the benefits of being in the SpEd program.
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And yet he wants slow people like himself to go mainstream. Does homeschooling count?
 
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The Dude said:
I seem to recall TrashRaider scoring a decent amount of Chris' school work and report cards on his dumpster diving expeditions while 14BC was undergoing fire renovations, and most of them showed that Chris was actually a piss-poor student. At best he got average grades, but he often scored pretty low. And the times he did get a good score on an assignment it was blatantly clear that the teacher gave him a higher grade than they would have given an average student turning in the same quality work, because Chris was a tard-o enjoying the benefits of being in the SpEd program.
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My favourite CWC essay has to be his attempt to write a creation myth for Pokemon.
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Because Sonichu is WAY BEYOND COOL, duh!
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He looks like he's just farted in a packed room.
 
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The Dude said:
I seem to recall TrashRaider scoring a decent amount of Chris' school work and report cards on his dumpster diving expeditions while 14BC was undergoing fire renovations, and most of them showed that Chris was actually a piss-poor student. At best he got average grades, but he often scored pretty low. And the times he did get a good score on an assignment it was blatantly clear that the teacher gave him a higher grade than they would have given an average student turning in the same quality work, because Chris was a tard-o enjoying the benefits of being in the SpEd program.
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Of course. When you compare what he did in HS then in PVCC, Chris wasn't the sharpest tool in the horded shed. Even community colleges have special ed resources, and I believe Chris didn't bother to access them due to his love quest and getting into altercations with MLW. Why did you think it took him 5 years to get his college degree? Imagine if Chris was left behind to repeat the 12th grade. He'd be crushed.
 
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I took the whole "count your blessings" as something like "hey, be lucky that we have an artist willing to make these medallions." You know, while Chris sits on his fat ass and does nothing.

Also if these outsourced medallions aren't made with CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC I will be disappointed.
 
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Hoodie said:
I took the whole "count your blessings" as something like "hey, be lucky that we have an artist willing to make these medallions." You know, while Chris sits on his fat ass and does nothing.

Also if these outsourced medallions aren't made with CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC I will be disappointed.
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Have some decency; Chris has to move his neck muscles every few minutes to quality-check and approve those medallions (which are probably being shit out in a sweatshop.)
 
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