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- Jul 21, 2020
The amateurish nature of this picture has a lot of charm and character, unlike anything Chris has ever done.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Aug 13, 2018
Only in his rotting, deluded mind.
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- Dec 6, 2020
You can tell it's been put through Google translate because the Spanish actually makes sense.
Remember ”¡Bueño!”?
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- Jun 12, 2019
It's so easy to cope with spending Christmas in a delapitated shit hole with only you're dying elderly mom and nearly feral pets for company when your brain has become a rotten tomato the feeds your delusional beliefs of living in paradise with cartoon characters
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- Mar 30, 2020
His parents seem like they both want to die very, very much.
It's pretty fucked up how Chris bought shit that he wanted, and gave them to his parents as gifts. He's such a little shit. Bob saying "phoowie" when reading the boyfriend-free girl part of the card was great.
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- Jan 17, 2017
Looks like they're having for christmas dinner:
Napkins
a yule log or possibly a big ding dong
a single two liter of orange fanta
a large stick of butter with red M&Ms on it
half of a large popcorn ball
oranges
and a bottle of either used motor oil or squid ink
Merry christmas everyone.
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- Mar 30, 2020
I'm only having salmon, mashed potatoes, green beans, brussel sprouts, and a 1.75 L of vodka. I'm fucking jealous.
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- Dec 6, 2020
Sounds interesting. I'll stick to chicken, pigs in blankets, roast potatoes, carrots, parsnips and a pint.
Who can blame them?
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- Jun 12, 2019
not trying to sound petty or compare myself to the big lug but...I'm seeing my mom and brothers later and don't have anything to give them cause i'm flat broke right now and even I'm not as self centered. Honestly getting his parents nothing but wishing them Merry Christmas and being happy to be with them would have been more thoughtful than a vhs and a broken snowglobe. at least that has some heartfelt merrit to it beyond a busted knick knack he bought of the clearance rack and making a copy of children's show dvd.
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- Mar 30, 2020
The presents he gave them would've been appropriate if he were an 8 year-old boy (since they have no money and really have no idea how to shop) but he was 22 or 23 at the time.
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- Dec 6, 2020
I guess this just acts as the 84384th proof that Chris Chan's a manchild.
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- Jun 12, 2019
was he receiving the tugboat by this time? Cause if so he had all month to set aside the 800 he initially received and get them something more thoughtful. Bob would have been happy with a new Jazz album Barb a case of slim fast and diet plan.
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- Dec 6, 2020
Yeah, but Chris Chan would have to actually be thoughtful for that to happen, so...
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- Apr 28, 2018
You can’t expect someone with a mental mindset of an six year old to actually think of an gift adults actually appreciate.
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- Apr 6, 2018
It's just so funny to me how all the stolen assets from his favorite media are just crammed into his "creative" brain so he can manipulate them for his power fantasy. All the unoriginal ideas, mushed together incoherently in his head and rebranded as his own. It's all blatantly stolen. Even his style, despite how bad and hilarious it is, you can obviously tell when he's copying a certain media depending on his flavor of the week. I just simply can't imagine having my entire personality just completely fabricated from other people's creations. He's literally a husk, filled with nothing but garbage, stolen ideas, and mental illness. It's all over saturated, it's not funny to me anymore. There's nothing entertaining about him; ever since the weens started force feeding him praise and bait, his ego has reached to the point where I can't just watch and laugh because he's so fucking annoying and preachy (like MLM preachy). The only thing I'm waiting on anymore is Barb's death, so I can finally see how he'd react in a real adult situation, one where weens don't exist and his family can't cradle him anymore.
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- Dec 6, 2020
I might have to borrow that because my little sister has talked me into playing Monopoly tomorrow.
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- Jun 3, 2016
You could play Sonichu-opoly. Instead of collecting monies and properties, you could collect old bras, used toilet paper, and broken toys.
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- Feb 27, 2013
Heh, many years ago, on a former incarnation of the CWCki Forums, Bueño was my first nick.
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- Dec 6, 2020
The preferred term is ”DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS”.
I'd consider making that my nickname but unfortunately my phone's keyboard doesn't have an ñ on it.