Containment Random Chris Updates

[Naamaleipuri]

So Chris is still Sonichu. It's at times hard to tell given how every single one of his "characters" talk, think and act in the exact same way that Chris does.
Chris has magical mind powers, Magi-chan has magical mind powers, Mewtwo has magical mind powers and now fucking Sonichu has them as well. All of them just blend together.
Since Chris thinks he's the bees knees and perfect, then all of his characters acting the same way must make them balanced and interesting characters.

I wish he'd do some cringy brony stream again soon. I'd like to see/hear if he'd look/sound even more unhinged than last time.

 

[RMQualtrough]

Very interesting happenings. A lot of people online seem heavily autistic but the autism subreddit doesn't seem even half as bad as this or even most forum posters (on your typical forum).

There's definitely a huge autistic following for say, Sonic the Hedgehog, but on literal autism subreddits and what not I haven't seen Sonic mentioned.

Is Chris mainly just autistic or what is it exactly? I read some theories on why certain characters like Sonic are so appealing to autistic people (the cartoons not the games) but I dunno if they're legit.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

for as much as I shit on bronies, most of them are probably more patient and less autistic than chris.

And that takes some doing.

Would it be homicide?

I'm not sure. I think there's a law against encouraging suicides but I could be wrong.

Looks like someone else had themselves a drunkposting night!

 

[A Grey Cat]

His mother fucked him

that's allegedly the only thing she didn't do.

 

[Chan Fan]

In the second tweet, I thought "Did he stop the Sonichu kayfabe?" but no.
I guess, to Chris, there's no turning back. It is fated* that he'll only ended up disappointed.

*common sense

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Edit:
There's a rule who'll live at his universe or not: If he says "s/he exists in another dimension", that means he's uncomfortable with the character.
In the case of Big Chungus, Chris is fatphobic.
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That's not true, Chris. Chungus was slender in high school, please rephrase that :p

 

[BScCollateral]

its a random, parody series not really intended for international viewers. outside of diehard weebs no one is going to get all the jokes, and chris barely understands what 'parody' is.

Excel Saga has so many references the US release had an option to watch an annotated version with the references explained.

And even that missed at least one; a character uses Undersea Boy Marine (1965, a/k/a Marine Boy)'s "Oxy-Gum."

 

[ogmudbone]

At this point, knowing barb is dying in the hoard and chris legit thinks he is a god/cartoon is it possible that he could be put in the looney bin? Also, is there possible ramifications for a suicidal person to believe his nonsense about powers, offing themselves, then he gets arrested?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

At this point, knowing barb is dying in the hoard and chris legit thinks he is a god/cartoon is it possible that he could be put in the looney bin? Also, is there possible ramifications for a suicidal person to believe his nonsense about powers, offing themselves, then he gets arrested?

Depending on the law, one can be arrested for promoting suicide with malicious intent. Chris would most likely get off with a slap on the wrist as usual.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Depending on the law, one can be arrested for promoting suicide with malicious intent. Chris would most likely get off with a slap on the wrist as usual.

And prosecuting Chris Chan for being exceptional would just be a pointless waste of taxpayers' money

 

[Optimus Prime]

At this point, knowing barb is dying in the hoard and chris legit thinks he is a god/cartoon is it possible that he could be put in the looney bin? Also, is there possible ramifications for a suicidal person to believe his nonsense about powers, offing themselves, then he gets arrested?

Not in the current situation - Chris is absolutely batshit at this point but the main reason the powers that be have never thrown him in the bin in the first place is because he isn't actively harming himself (as far as they're concerned, given we know the cursed saga of the soul vagina) or more importantly others. The one time he did harm somebody else, the macing incident, he got thrown in jail over the weekend and ultimately had to get a psych eval (which unfortunately ended up being "he's eccentric but harmless"). The "Snyder hit by a car" incident was ultimately pegged on Barb, though really we all know they're both equally liable for that.

But there's a pandemic right now, so even petty thieves and shit are getting off with fines and warnings instead of even spending minimal jail time. Unless Chris starts actively trying to kill people en masse, the fact he's self-isolating automatically means he won't be thrown in the loony bin.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Depending on the law, one can be arrested for promoting suicide with malicious intent. Chris would most likely get off with a slap on the wrist as usual.

We all know what was his reaction when he thought that Clyde's lil brother killed himself because of Sonichu slow updates. Chris doesn't give a shit about suicide.

 

[Tonberry]

At this point, knowing barb is dying in the hoard and chris legit thinks he is a god/cartoon is it possible that he could be put in the looney bin? Also, is there possible ramifications for a suicidal person to believe his nonsense about powers, offing themselves, then he gets arrested?

Chris will turn down that kind of help as many times as it takes. Chris has been terrified of any sort of mental institution since he was little, because Bob and Barb successfully convinced him that the world still treats people with any sort of mental handicap like in the medieval times. As he is right now, I'm willing to bet Chris is more afraid of a mental institution than he is of actually going to prison.

That fear is so intense that, as broken as he is, Chris can still shut up about alternative universes and divinities and act like an actual fucking human being for half an hour to convince someone he's sane. Far from normal, mind you, but still an average harmless retarded manchild. Just barely enough to pass most evaluations.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris will turn down that kind of help as many times as it takes. Chris has been terrified of any sort of mental institution since he was little, because Bob and Barb successfully convinced him that the world still treats people with any sort of mental handicap like in the medieval times. As he is right now, I'm willing to bet Chris is more afraid of a mental institution than he is of actually going to prison.

That fear is so intense that, as broken as he is, Chris can still shut up about alternative universes and divinities and act like an actual fucking human being for half an hour to convince someone he's sane. Far from normal, mind you, but still an average harmless retarded manchild. Just barely enough to pass most evaluations.

I think the merge and pretending to be one of his characters is him just trying to pretend that everything is alright, if not actually trying to wish himself into toon world (chris being chris, I'd believe he thinks he can do this if enough enough people believe in him). But barb's death or something similarly serious will get him to snap out of it. Just like how simolma's death intruded on his safe space and made him quit the comic, intruding in chris's mental space is like the biggest sinner marching into heaven. Give him something big like losing barb, the house, a prison sentence and we'll see chris blubbering on twitter or in video for help because he'll want someone to make things all better so he can go back to playing vidya and mass debating in his room.

I think chris knows this is playtime, and just really loves the attention, asspats, and donations from weens. It feeds his unwarranted ego, which is never satisfied.

Prison is perhaps the only chance chris has to finally grow up, but I no longer think he's mentally competent enough to be sent there. A judge would likely send him to a tard house or put him in a psyche ward like Jonathan Ross.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I think the merge and pretending to be one of his characters is him just trying to pretend that everything is alright, if not actually trying to wish himself into toon world (chris being chris, I'd believe he thinks he can do this if enough enough people believe in him). But barb's death or something similarly serious will get him to snap out of it. Just like how simolma's death intruded on his safe space and made him quit the comic, intruding in chris's mental space is like the biggest sinner marching into heaven. Give him something big like losing barb, the house, a prison sentence and we'll see chris blubbering on twitter or in video for help because he'll want someone to make things all better so he can go back to playing vidya and mass debating in his room.

I think chris knows this is playtime, and just really loves the attention, asspats, and donations from weens. It feeds his unwarranted ego, which is never satisfied.

Prison is perhaps the only chance chris has to finally grow up, but I no longer think he's mentally competent enough to be sent there. A judge would likely send him to a tard house or put him in a psyche ward like Jonathan Ross.

I know it's seen as weeny in some cases, but I do love the way tro itlls asking "where's the merge Chris?" Is making him chimp out and try to block them out as "haters who just didn't believe hard enough." Is a just the nice appetizer before we get the breakdown when something big happens like Barb's death or the sheriff banging on the door telling him he's trespassing on a house that's no longer his.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I know it's seen as weeny in some cases, but I do love the way tro itlls asking "where's the merge Chris?" Is making him chimp out and try to block them out as "haters who just didn't believe hard enough." Is a just the nice appetizer before we get the breakdown when something big happens like Barb's death or the sheriff banging on the door telling him he's trespassing on a house that's no longer his.

and he keeps yo-yoing between letting everyone comment on his tweets and not. Its like watching an Alzheimer's patient at a slot machine; "Maybe this time the trolls will see my greatness!"

 

[Tikbalang]

and he keeps yo-yoing between letting everyone comment on his tweets and not. Its like watching an Alzheimer's patient at a slot machine; "Maybe this time the trolls will see my greatness!"

When Dr. Wily wanted to rule the world, he doesn't bitch and sperg on twitter responding to trolls, he actually do something to make it happen.
Unlike robotics, godhood is not feasible and will never be.

 

[Analog Devolved]

I am surprised by the lack of reactions around here following his last few tweets. From my understanding, he just confirmed that there is a new dude pulling the strings, or several fags. Until now, I thought it was just a theory. But between his recent almost-coherent monologue regarding complex bullshit like the key differences between multiverses/universes/dimensions and his own admission that he got a powerful "true and honest" ally this time (unlike the IdeaGuys), it's never been so obvious.

As for the lack of reaction how are we supposed to react to his merge sperging? His tweets make absolutely no sense its typical Chris pretending sanic and pokeymans are real.

Chris is not coherent at all. He's undoubtedly talking to others in private about da merge but I doubt anyone is controlling him or pulling his strings. Its most likely other whacked out retarded weens enabling him by role playing with him on discord.

When he says "us" he's talking about all his imaginary friends and his ally is probably imaginary. If there's anyone else in the picture its likely another Sockness and not an idea fag.

Very interesting happenings. A lot of people online seem heavily autistic but the autism subreddit doesn't seem even half as bad as this or even most forum posters (on your typical forum).

There's definitely a huge autistic following for say, Sonic the Hedgehog, but on literal autism subreddits and what not I haven't seen Sonic mentioned.

Is Chris mainly just autistic or what is it exactly? I read some theories on why certain characters like Sonic are so appealing to autistic people (the cartoons not the games) but I dunno if they're legit.

Go back to reddit.

Sanic the tardhog is an autism magnet. If you're trying to psychoanalyze Chris just give it up. He's an autistic man child that lives in Rodger Rabbits troontown.

Where are the Tranny secret ship-fic faggot cards Chris? Bring back cwcville shopping.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The merge is real and Chris is my OC.
Prove me wrong, NPCs.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

When Dr. Wily wanted to rule the world, he doesn't bitch and sperg on twitter responding to trolls, he actually do something to make it happen.
Unlike robotics, godhood is not feasible and will never be.

You know that makes me wonder, why do some autistic people get these delusions of grandeur?

Why do autists like Chris or those guys at Final Fantasy House believe fictional characters are real and they can tap into their powers? Why do they have this need to feel special and important?

Are they pretending or do they actually believe that it’s possible to be like their favorite characters?

I’m asking because there’s this guy on YouTube who almost exactly like Chris. He believes that he’s the King of all Saiyans from Dragon Ball Z and he has superpowers. He’s fat, he lives with his mother and she supports him just like Barb does for Chris.

I’m not making this up, he is almost exactly like Chris.

 

[ogmudbone]

You know that makes me wonder, why do some autistic people get these delusions of grandeur?

Why do autists like Chris or those guys at Final Fantasy House believe fictional characters are real and they can tap into their powers? Why do they have this need to feel special and important?

Are they pretending or do they actually believe that it’s possible to be like their favorite characters?

I’m asking because there’s this guy on YouTube who almost exactly like Chris. He believes that he’s the King of all Saiyans from Dragon Ball Z and he has superpowers. He’s fat, he lives with his mother and she supports him just like Barb does for Chris.

I’m not making this up, he is almost exactly like Chris.

Do they have a page here? Im kind of curious to see who this is.