Containment Random Chris Updates

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris always liked being portrayed having an hourglass body. But he'll never know what's like having one.
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Which is worse: showering at his bathtub or Axe spraying to mask the B.O.?
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Chris is trying hard to get people to stop making fun of him for saying Axe is better than bathing.

 

[judge claude frollo]

Chris always liked being portrayed having an hourglass body. But he'll never know what's like having one.
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Which is worse: showering at his bathtub or Axe spraying to mask the B.O.?
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I love when he just, types, like this, it shows how educated he is; perhaps, even, smarter than us all.

 

[Abarefiller]

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(photo of Helena from 2019)

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(Recent photo of Helena as of December 29, 2020)

That’s Helena Fiorenza, owner of the @HelenaGFiorenza and @zonichu handles on Twitter. She’s an enabler who makes photoshops and comics with Chris’s sonichu characters to catch his attention for her little ARG bullshit.

Nice tits, but literally everything else about her, from her looks, to her ARG, to apperently wanting to fuck Chris and Magi-Chan is a complete no-go.

Then again, if Chris had a decently attractive ween who played to his shit RP fantasies, he'd try to be on that like flies on honey.

Edit: White hairs at 26? How stressful does your life have to be to get white hairs at 26?!

 

[Analog Devolved]

I recall years back someone who tried helping Chris couldn't talk to him on an adult level so they had to humor Chris and had to camouflage the aid with a bunch roleplay fantasy bullshit in order for the manchild to give it any thought or attention.

Maybe someone can use that line of thinking to end the merge crap.

Nothing anyone does is going to convince Chris. Just look at his Patreon page. The only thing he had to do was order printed sonichu books, sign them and drop them in the mail. The few people that actually received their perks seemed to be happy with the comics but he left most people hanging.

Chris threw away thousands of dollars in free money because he refused to do an hours worth of work a month. He eventually stopped signing the books (as he promised when they backed) and shipped the books straight from the printer. Then he tried to bait and switch by offering to send patrons his Tranny Secret Ship-Fic Faggot cards and lost most of his backers. He now completely ignores patreon like he ignores all his other paid obligations.

His most recent post promotes the now defunct cwcvilleshopping and that was about a month ago trying to get people who already pay him for content to buy booster packs of the tranny card game.

Doesnt null have some contact with him? If so how does that work? Forgive me if i am overstepping any boundaries, im just curious.

I think Null has exasperated himself trying to help Chris.

Chris is trying hard to get people to stop making fun of him for saying Axe is better than bathing.

AXE bodyspray is for true and honest heterosexual men designed to attract the ladies. You clearly don't need to bathe when you have a potent aphrodisiac in a can. I'm considering investing in some AXE as a troon repellent.

Nice tits, but literally everything else about her, from her looks, to her ARG, to apperently wanting to fuck Chris and Magi-Chan is a complete no-go.

Then again, if Chris had a decently attractive ween who played to his shit RP fantasies, he'd try to be on that like flies on honey.

Edit: White hairs at 26? How stressful does your life have to be to get white hairs at 26?!

Thirstposting about a Chris ween? Imagine being so desperate for a retards attention that you post bra pics. Null said recently some sped was sending Chris nudes.

 

[Abarefiller]

Null said recently some sped was sending Chris nudes.

Would Chris even want nudes from retards women nowadays? If it was the Classic "Virgin with Rage" "My Duck hungers for TomTom to pound" Chris, I can see him actually wanting women to send him nudes, because who wouldn't want to send images of their FEMALE genetalia to the True and Honest creator of Sonichu?

Nowadays Chris' entire sex drive seems to have dried up and content on having imaginary sex with his 4 fictional husbands, outside of the very few and rare times he tries to make a move on some troon or artist on Twitter.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Would Chris even want nudes from retards women nowadays? If it was the Classic "Virgin with Rage" "My Duck hungers for TomTom to pound" Chris, I can see him actually wanting women to send him nudes, because who wouldn't want to send images of their FEMALE genetalia to the True and Honest creator of Sonichu?

Nowadays Chris' entire sex drive seems to have dried up and content on having imaginary sex with his 4 fictional husbands, outside of the very few and rare times he tries to make a move on some troon or artist on Twitter.

as @Mariposa Electrique has said. the titty skittles haven't completely zapped Chris' sex drive, and personally i like to believe part of the reason he doesn't pass for shit is he's not taking his hrt properly maybe only taking half dosage every other time, or whenever it's convenient for him....well that and the fact that no matter what chris will always be a fat, ugly, unfuckable, no matter what he does.

so maybe there's a chance his sex drive is still there...fertility not so much but it's not like he cant get thirsty over someone sending him pics. It's just that countless years of getting cat fished and tricked into sending nudes and sex tapes of his own white naked ass have made him somewhat reluctant to try asking anyone on a date anymore. So hence why he ended the love quest and settled for fucking his imagination. Even Chris for as dumb and hapless as he is finally realized there's no way in hell he'd be sexually appealing to anyone who wasn't a prostitute

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

as @Mariposa Electrique has said. the titty skittles haven't completely zapped Chris' sex drive, and personally i like to believe part of the reason he doesn't pass for shit is he's not taking his hrt properly maybe only taking half dosage every other time, or whenever it's convenient for him....well that and the fact that no matter what chris will always be a fat, ugly, unfuckable, no matter what he does.

so maybe there's a chance his sex drive is still there...fertility not so much but it's not like he cant get thirsty over someone sending him pics. It's just that countless years of getting cat fished and tricked into sending nudes and sex tapes of his own white naked ass have made him somewhat reluctant to try asking anyone on a date anymore. So hence why he ended the love quest and settled for fucking his imagination. Even Chris for as dumb and hapless as he is finally realized there's no way in hell he'd be sexually appealing to anyone who wasn't a prostitute

In chris's mind, he's dead sexy.
To everyone with two functioning eyeballs, he's the michelin man in a dress.
and that's good enough for chris.

 

[Shabobus]

Chris always liked being portrayed having an hourglass body. But he'll never know what's like having one.
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That depends on if your shower still looks like this, Chris. Maybe you were better off with the Axe after all.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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That depends on if your shower still looks like this, Chris. Maybe you were better off with the Axe after all.

A mold specialist would have a field day at the chandler house.

 

[Tikbalang]

That depends on if your shower still looks like this, Chris. Maybe you were better off with the Axe after all.

Imagine that thing haven't been cleaned for a decade. That means he's properly bathed when he's in a cheap hotel.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Imagine that thing haven't been cleaned for a decade. That means he's properly bathed when he's in a cheap hotel.

Didn't the recently leaked idea guys house tour show the bathroom is still filthy? If not worse than before?

 

[Meredith Swift]

You'd think that all that moldy shit would have been replaced in the post-fire house reno.

If so, that means it's only taken about 3-4 years for the shower to get worse than it was circa the fanta videos

 

[silentium]

as @Mariposa Electrique so maybe there's a chance his sex drive is still there...fertility not so much but it's not like he cant get thirsty over someone sending him pics. It's just that countless years of getting cat fished and tricked into sending nudes and sex tapes of his own white naked ass have made him somewhat reluctant to try asking anyone on a date anymore. So hence why he ended the love quest and settled for fucking his imagination. Even Chris for as dumb and hapless as he is finally realized there's no way in hell he'd be sexually appealing to anyone who wasn't a prostitute

Think this line of thought is wrong. More likely it's that he associates being approached romantically with being trolled or scammed. Which evidently is a correct association for him.

I don't think he has the self insight or humility to realize what you're saying in the last sentence

 

[ogmudbone]

Think this line of thought is wrong. More likely it's that he associates being approached romantically with being trolled or scammed. Which evidently is a correct association for him.

I don't think he has the self insight or humility to realize what you're saying in the last sentence

Friendly reminder when he spoke to that prostitute after giving her the duck, she said he was the best she ever had.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Is that a troll or do we have a new Jacob Sockness to deal with?

Nowadays, it's hard to say

From what dear feeder has said is that chris texts him in the middle of the night sometimes and asks him to do illegal things.

He never went into specifics, but I bet he wanted Null hiring a hitman to murder Sockness.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He never went into specifics, but I bet he wanted Null hiring a hitman to murder Sockness.

Given how he loves to throw death threats around, it wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Think this line of thought is wrong. More likely it's that he associates being approached romantically with being trolled or scammed. Which evidently is a correct association for him.

I don't think he has the self insight or humility to realize what you're saying in the last sentence

I agree, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if a future Sonichu comic had for example Chris being awarded the most attractive woman of all time award, his ego is as inflated as ever.

I mean he’s someone who can look in a mirror and with a straight face say he isn’t fat.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

You'd think that all that moldy shit would have been replaced in the post-fire house reno.

If so, that means it's only taken about 3-4 years for the shower to get worse than it was circa the fanta videos

Chris has entire rooms with athlete's foot.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Couldn't someone just take some LSD or PCP and get the same "results" as what Chris wanted to see when "The Merge" started?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Couldn't someone just take some LSD or PCP and get the same "results" as what Chris wanted to see when "The Merge" started?

Probably. There's at least one ween who wants to do that.