Containment Random Chris Updates

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

For someone who says he doesn't give a shit about Vaughn, Chris seems awfully obsessive about the guy.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If you have seen it in advance, why did you still fall for it Chris?

"Be-because.... it was <belches> it wa-it was (high-pitched) IT WAS FATED!, I-I knew all along, but I had to go through da motions because.... because <wetly farts, followed by a relief sigh> because, you see, if not, Gargamel from the smurfs would have killed Buttsexchu (one of the special Sonichus, who is #9546 on the Pokédex, among which) so I had to do it, as the literal balance of da multiverse depended on it.

So there. Take that, you lousy haters! Hmph!"

(and then 2 hours later, he gave his twitter password to another unfunny faggot)

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

What the actual hell am I reading here? It's Mishmash of autism, try hard and failing to imitate early trolls of Christory, cum Fanta and all.

It's sad.

Case of "When you gaze into autism gazes into you"

This is modern chris. whenever he gets some wild hair up his ass he launches into this confusing morass of word salad which is so fucking confusing, even to people like us. He makes no real point, and if he does have something of substance you have to go mining for it in that sheer rock wall of stupid.

Its possible that chris has started doing this rant-style of explanation because its actually really hard for people to fire back at. Maybe if people like us can't make heads or tails of what he's saying then he feels like he won something.

 

[jc17]

It's always fun to see how he justifies his amazing psychic skills doing jack all for him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's always fun to see how he justifies his amazing psychic skills doing jack all for him.

Did you draw that? It's probably the most fitting artwork for modern Chris ever made

 

[No_one]

Chris had a vision and makes the passing of Larry King all about Magi-chan.

 

[judge claude frollo]

Chris had a vision and makes the passing of Larry King all about Magi-chan.


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what's the point of having powers if you're gonna be so nondescript? so he can't be faulted when it doesn't happen immediately? If an earthquake happens 2 months, or 2 years, or 20 years from now, is he gonna quote this and go "see told ya!"?

 

[AnOminous]

Its possible that chris has started doing this rant-style of explanation because its actually really hard for people to fire back at. Maybe if people like us can't make heads or tails of what he's saying then he feels like he won something.

More like he's deteriorated so far into autism and cognitive decline he isn't even capable of making sense any more.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

what's the point of having powers if you're gonna be so nondescript? so he can't be faulted when it doesn't happen immediately? If an earthquake happens 2 months, or 2 years, or 20 years from now, is he gonna quote this and go "see told ya!"?

To be fair this is how most "psychics/clairvoyants" operate.

 

[judge claude frollo]

To be fair this is how most "psychics/clairvoyants" operate.

i'm shocked he's smart enough to work his fake magic this way

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris: "I'm not seeking attention."
Also Chris: *writes 4 page twitter rant about how virtuous and powerful he is*
Me:

 

[jc17]

Did you draw that? It's probably the most fitting artwork for modern Chris ever made

... hmm... mmyeah.

Chris had a vision and makes the passing of Larry King all about Magi-chan.


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On one hand I want to cut him some slack for at least showing respect for the man's passing... but then he throws in a dose of his insanity and begins talking about his imaginary friends.
It's like seeing a grown women coddling a stuffed doll talking about it like it's been living and breathing for decades while talking to someone who's about to lose their home or lost a loved one.
"I'm so sorry about your misfortune
*Squeaks voice* And I'm sorry, too. Hey, let me share some words of wisdom-"
When someone does shit like that, talking through a toy or a drawn hedgehog, it's off-putting, senseless, immature, moronic and above all else adds more stress to those grieving.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Magichan‘s psychic vision power isn’t very impressive if it just tells him the exact same information that’s currently on TV.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't even understand Chris enough to A-log the shit out of him anymore.

 

[Tikbalang]

Magichan‘s psychic vision power isn’t very impressive if it just tells him the exact same information that’s currently on TV.

Same for lottery numbers and unwanted pizza deliveries

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Magichan‘s psychic vision power isn’t very impressive if it just tells him the exact same information that’s currently on TV.

exactly. its more impressive when the psychic's prediction tells you how to avoid the oncoming bus, rather that just telling you to accept you're going to be hit by the bus.

If this is the case, then magi-chan's a dick.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Chris had a vision and makes the passing of Larry King all about Magi-chan.


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So wait. Now Sonichu is having psychic visions, or is it Chris talking now? Or Magi-Chan? Or Mewtwo? All his characters just kind of meld together in their blandness, so it's pretty hard to tell. But man, Chris should really contact other experts who are trying to predict when and where the next earthquake hits.

If this is the case, then magi-chan's a dick.

Magi-Chan's a dick, it's been well documented in the Sonichu comics graphic novels that he only deigns to warn others after whatever misfortune has struck. Personally I like to think that he's a douchebag con artist who can't actually predict the future, but acts like he can. It would make sense since he's the one who taught and cultivated Chris's own psychic abilities, and we know how amazing those are.

And fuck you Chris, finish the damn merge already so I can give my waifu-husbando Astolfo, a damn good dicking!

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Magi-Chan's a dick, it's been well documented in the Sonichu comics graphic novels that he only deigns to warn others after whatever misfortune has struck.

Magichan Sonichu was a violet beta foreshadowing of Silver the Hedgehog.

Chris, finish the damn merge already!

It will take a while more longer... I am gonna be the world's ultimate lifeform guardian of the galaxy. "Oh my Goddesses!" (My Inner Life reference) Christine the CPU Blue Heart had just arrived in time to give an inaugural speech to CWCville folks both real and imaginary alike.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So wait. Now Sonichu is having psychic visions, or is it Chris talking now? Or Magi-Chan? Or Mewtwo? All his characters just kind of meld together in their blandness, so it's pretty hard to tell. But man, Chris should really contact other experts who are trying to predict when and where the next earthquake hits.

It's like the horror movie the stepfather when the killer forgot which personality he was supposed to be and almost revealed his secret and had a breakdown trying to remember

And fuck you Chris, finish the damn merge already so I can give my waifu-husbando Astolfo, a damn good dicking!

same only with my fave spiders muffet and angel dust...only not as...*ahem* "graphic.


I miss the "the merge is on" thread.

 

[The Dude]

So wait. Now Sonichu is having psychic visions, or is it Chris talking now? Or Magi-Chan? Or Mewtwo? All his characters just kind of meld together in their blandness, so it's pretty hard to tell. But man, Chris should really contact other experts who are trying to predict when and where the next earthquake hits.


Magi-Chan's a dick, it's been well documented in the Sonichu comics graphic novels that he only deigns to warn others after whatever misfortune has struck. Personally I like to think that he's a douchebag con artist who can't actually predict the future, but acts like he can. It would make sense since he's the one who taught and cultivated Chris's own psychic abilities, and we know how amazing those are.

And fuck you Chris, finish the damn merge already so I can give my waifu-husbando Astolfo, a damn good dicking!

I've always liked to think that Magi-chan has his powers, it's just that he's so miserable in life and hates his "wife" Chris so much that the only joy he gets is from withholding or feeding false info to Chris to watch him fail. I also like to think that Magi is a Kiwi Farms member and posts here to have an outlet for his misery.