Containment Random Chris Updates

[Retarded INTP]

I've always liked to think that Magi-chan has his powers, it's just that he's so miserable in life and hates his "wife" Chris so much that the only joy he gets is from withholding or feeding false info to Chris to watch him fail. I also like to think that Magi is a Kiwi Farms member and posts here to have an outlet for his misery.

_Blank nailed Magi-Chan in his fancomic. I will always see this character as a miserable awkward dude, extremely tired of everyone's bullshit.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He believes the master emerald is in his bedroom because of those stupid stones he's been buying.....good Lord the merge has to be the most pathetic saga in Chris's life. Even more so than its predecessor the love quest. I mean sure Chris makes moe from the Simpsons look like a Chad in comparison but at least someone May have been into him...just not the skinny white super model Chris was delusional enough to believe he deserved.


This? This is becoming the story of man's life falling apart as he approaches middle age but rather than own up to how badly he fucked up he's trying all this voodoo,hoodoo and yoodoo to try and make it all better...and he's so delusional he believes it's actually working.

 

[ogmudbone]

He believes the master emerald is in his bedroom because of those stupid stones he's been buying.....good Lord the merge has to be the most pathetic saga in Chris's life. Even more so than its predecessor the love quest. I mean sure Chris makes moe from the Simpsons look like a Chad in comparison but at least someone May have been into him...just not the skinny white super model Chris was delusional enough to believe he deserved.


This? This is becoming the story of man's life falling apart as he approaches middle age but rather than own up to how badly he fucked up he's trying all this voodoo,hoodoo and yoodoo to try and make it all better...and he's so delusional he believes it's actually working.

His life has always been falling apart.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

“I had foreseen his input years in advance, but the possible intentions and outcomes were many, so I had to play along (to not have played along would’ve triggered a worse event for this timeline, believe us)”

Foolish heretics! Obviously Chris had to tell that guy he wanted to eat his poopoo. To do otherwise would’ve doomed us to an unthinkable future. He’s like an autistic Paul Atreides, guiding humanity through countless tangled timelines toward the ideal future in which we all become cartoon hedgehogs. This is his Terrible Purpose.

 

[Deadpool]

I don't even understand Chris enough to A-log the shit out of him anymore.

I don't understand him either, but for some reason reading anything he writes makes me want to punch him in the throat.

 

[Totally Awesome]

... hmm... mmyeah.


On one hand I want to cut him some slack for at least showing respect for the man's passing... but then he throws in a dose of his insanity and begins talking about his imaginary friends.
It's like seeing a grown women coddling a stuffed doll talking about it like it's been living and breathing for decades while talking to someone who's about to lose their home or lost a loved one.
"I'm so sorry about your misfortune
*Squeaks voice* And I'm sorry, too. Hey, let me share some words of wisdom-"
When someone does shit like that, talking through a toy or a drawn hedgehog, it's off-putting, senseless, immature, moronic and above all else adds more stress to those grieving.

I'm sorry, but this is fucking hilarious. I laughed at your post, then clicked the link you were responding to and laughed some more.

I don't even understand Chris enough to A-log the shit out of him anymore.

Chris has been boring the past few years, staying at home most of the time, spending most of his time on Twitter, and pretending to be his imaginary friends. I wish he would make more videos again, and go out in public more.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

for some reason reading anything he writes makes me want to punch him in the throat.

Wasn't that always the case?

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

An Indulgent Wastrel with Slow, Wroth, Mystic, Sloth and Lust?

Or, in other words, ”how to get everyone in your realm to join an independence faction”?

Also Gluttonous, Arbitrary and Trusting, for Classic Chris. Add Lunatic, Possessed, Heresiarch plus Homosexual & Eunuch as an equivalent of trooning out to get present day Chris.

Edit: And of course, Fat.

I made him since I'm a fag with the character designer DLC. He's an English Duke because Barb likes to ramble she's from English Nobility. I couldn't find the fat option but the rest are there. I envision a Chris in CK2 standing idly, choosing the worst option on each event, and constantly showing Debutantes to find a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart.

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[Marshal Mannerheim]

I made him since I'm a fag with the character designer DLC. He's an English Duke because Barb likes to ramble she's from English Nobility. I couldn't find the fat option but the rest are there. I envision a Chris in CK2 standing idly, choosing the worst option on each event, and constantly showing Debutantes to find a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart.

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I was tempted to do the same but I was too busy assassinating the King of Sweden.

Why is Chris a Nestorian? If you wanted to portray his Methodism you could have made him a Lollard. That said, I rarely use the character designer so I'm not sure if you can make characters heretics.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

I was tempted to do the same but I was too busy assassinating the King of Sweden.

Why is Chris a Nestorian? If you wanted to portray his Methodism you could have made him a Lollard. That said, I rarely use the character designer so I'm not sure if you can make characters heretics.

That one's my bad, I'm not the most knowledgeable on Christian sects.
I'm considering playing with the Chris start, but I know he'll die in three months. Then again, maybe that's the point of it.

 

[No_one]

I made him since I'm a fag with the character designer DLC. He's an English Duke because Barb likes to ramble she's from English Nobility. I couldn't find the fat option but the rest are there. I envision a Chris in CK2 standing idly, choosing the worst option on each event, and constantly showing Debutantes to find a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart.

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There are some cool possibilities here. Get the seduction focus to recreate the Love Quest, summon the blacksmith whenever possible to recreate the hoard, expel the Jews because Snyder, duel with rivals only to lose, write a book (well, not with these stats). The possibilities are endless, and much like in Chris' real life, all of them lead to failure.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

There are some cool possibilities here. Get the seduction focus to recreate the Love Quest, summon the blacksmith whenever possible to recreate the hoard, expel the Jews because Snyder, duel with rivals only to lose, write a book (well, not with these stats). The possibilities are endless, and much like in Chris' real life, all of them lead to failure.

Definetly sounds like a fun game, I may post about it after I finish if anything particularly ironic or true to life happens.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

He couldn't just say "I gave my personal login info to someone I thought I could trust with it and they made me look like a scat loving psychopath." No no he has to come up with a cluster fuck tweet word salad about how "it was fated" and it "magichan is working on fixing it in c-197"

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It reminds me of the scene from the movie Passengers where Chris Pratt meets the bartender robot, and the robot encounters its first paradox. Christian is incapable of a mistake, so any mistake must be intentional, foreseen, and part of a larger cosmic plan he has not revealed to himself. If troll = true; set condition to merge plan. Else {dirty crapped briefs}

To be fair this is how most "psychics/clairvoyants" operate.

I never completely erased the possibility of psychics (though I'd never encountered evidence of one either) until James Randi pointed out that none of the 300,000+ alleged psychics on the planet saw 9/11 coming. Chris can't even predict if he's going to shit his pants.

 

[Buck Mullet]

You're welcome motherfuckers.

 

[Eugene90]

You're welcome motherfuckers.
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Well, at worst it'll only shut him up for a week before he goes sperging about how unfair Twitter temporarily suspends him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You're welcome motherfuckers.
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Who was he abusing again?

 

[Buck Mullet]

Who was he abusing again?

I don't even remember. Probably an imaginary person anyways.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

God dammit. No cow tipping. You're disrupting our lols.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

Who was he abusing again?

his cat.... sexually

 

[Buck Mullet]

God dammit. No cow tipping. You're disrupting our lols.

His account is still up. He probably can still browse and DM but can't tweet or like. He'll be back, meanwhile enjoy the brain cells saved from reading his feed.