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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Being :optimistic: here, what are the odds of him snapping out of that after Barb kicks the bucket?

We've already seen him give up the spirit possession bullshit.
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My guess is loneliness will lead to a lovequest 2.0 but mostly it’ll be a lot of bitching and moaning where Chris blames everyone else for his laziness and lack of planning for the future but I think you’re right it might snap him out of it somewhat since he’ll be forced to deal his situation.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Would Rocky and the church infrastructure in general be actually willing to help Chris as he is now? A person who now claims to be a God and publicly on Twatter recommends that people pray to him? I think it would be unlikely, unless he did some serious hardcore repenting to GodJesus on his knees infront of them.
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I still chuckle at the time he last went into church with a disgusting unicorn cosplay, and they told him to take the horn off because people were thinking it was something to do with nazis. Being an ex-mormon, I have seen people with smart suits and pride, fail to understand Jesus hung with the lepers and the beggars. They turn their noses up to the truly needy. When sasquatch mctranny wanders in, looking like a bean bag filled with piss and rice krispies, they'll be briefly supportive, then silently praying the state swoops in and gets rid of him.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Would Rocky and the church infrastructure in general be actually willing to help Chris as he is now?
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Do the Chandlers still communicate with Wesley Mem, or vice versa? Rocky is retired and Chris has been apathetic about any religions that don't involve CPUs and living cartoons, Wesley Mem's post-fire charity notwithstanding.
 
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Henry Bemis said:
Do the Chandlers still communicate with Wesley Mem, or vice versa? Rocky is retired and Chris has been apathetic about any religions that don't involve CPUs and living cartoons, Wesley Mem's post-fire charity notwithstanding.
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In theory he could go to Social Services Center affiliated with the Church but I'm fairly certain he's no longer affiliated with anyone who really matters at the Church itself. Even if he was. I'm pretty sure the Theology of John Wesley doesn't exactly align with self-deification, anime computer goddesses, God the Father being female, and Hedgehog Monsters.
 
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Lol. Get fucked loser.
 
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I am being cunty mcgee the hella-ween here, but I just had a strange thought. Turning up to Christian's house with a fake ambulance or coroner van to take the body, and just doing weekend at bernie things with it, and sending chris the photographs. Cops aren't going to think you've got a corpse with you; barb's looked dead for 6 years.

Could put her in a shopping cart and recreate Jackass
Could take her paint balling and use her as cover
Dress her in a pickle suit after the rigormortis wears off
Dress her as princess peach and tell Chris she's in one of several Koopa/Soup Hotels.

Then finally taking her up to Cole's house, ringing the doorbell, and running.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
I am being cunty mcgee the hella-ween here, but I just had a strange thought. Turning up to Christian's house with a fake ambulance or coroner van to take the body, and just doing weekend at bernie things with it, and sending chris the photographs. Cops aren't going to think you've got a corpse with you; barb's looked dead for 6 years.

Could put her in a shopping cart and recreate Jackass
Could take her paint balling and use her as cover
Dress her in a pickle suit after the rigormortis wears off
Dress her as princess peach and tell Chris she's in one of several Koopa/Soup Hotels.

Then finally taking her up to Cole's house, ringing the doorbell, and running.
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That's not even funny. It's just pathetic and sad mate.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
true, true. But have you not seen an entire forum dedicated to following an autistic tranny? We're all sad and pathetic.
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Whelp shit you got me there.

Still, we're less sad and pathetic watching from a distance getting our jollies off, rather than playing with a dead corpse to PWN!!1! said autistic tranny.
 
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
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Lol. Get fucked loser.
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Congratulations MKR! It took you, a woman in her late 20s, the better half of three years to finally sod off and move the fuck on with your life instead of roleplaying 24/7 with a middle aged transvestite. The kicker for me though? The way she phrased this message made it sound like she was passive aggressively breaking up with an online boyfriend.

I wonder how long it'll be before Sockness sticks his head out again.
 
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