Containment Random Chris Updates

Mariposa Electrique said:
No, hire any fat, bald homeless crosdresser. Chris doesn't remotely pass for shit. I like how he emphasizes a "woman actresses".
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Maybe Chris wants Ryan Reynolds as his male self. And when he "came out" the next day, the actor switches to Scarlett Johansson.
death of chans said:
cwc wants people to sign this..

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Forget climate change, the world's safety depends on the cartoon
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I don't know why he's so desperate to get G4 MLP back anyway, even as someone who used to enjoy it that shit has been terrible since like the third season. Guess that's what happens when you base your entire personality and personal ideology around a children's TV show.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I suspect chris, in the early days of the homeless saga at least, will go catatonic crash into slumber under an overpass or loiter in a library.
I can see him begging doing his 'sermons' to anyone he thinks will listen.
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He will do his absolute best to loiter in public places, probably until the police are called and he's taken to lock-up. I doubt he would willingly sleep outside unless it was the absolute last resort available.
 
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Inpetus said:
I don't know why he's so desperate to get G4 MLP back anyway, even as someone who used to enjoy it that shit has been terrible since like the third season. Guess that's what happens when you base your entire personality and personal ideology around a children's TV show.
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Chris likes anything, that's well established. It doesn't matter how mundane, boring or outright asinine it is, he will enjoy it. He hates G5 for the same reason he hated Sonic Boom, and even Equestria Girls which he now loves. Because they changed something, and autists can't handle change.

Also I like how Chris was like "no no no this guy wouldn't play me in a movie" when nobody ever mentioned a movie. I guess he just constantly thinks about how he's famous and he'll get a movie about himself any day now, just like Adult Chronicles, right?
 
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He needs to bring this campaign back to the convention scene. Seriously, time for him to go back.

I’m going to a con myself this Sunday. ‘Rona is over.
 
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The Fool said:
Chris likes anything, that's well established. It doesn't matter how mundane, boring or outright asinine it is, he will enjoy it. He hates G5 for the same reason he hated Sonic Boom, and even Equestria Girls which he now loves. Because they changed something, and autists can't handle change.

Also I like how Chris was like "no no no this guy wouldn't play me in a movie" when nobody ever mentioned a movie. I guess he just constantly thinks about how he's famous and he'll get a movie about himself any day now, just like Adult Chronicles, right?
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Theres also this asinine belief that there needs to be 4 more years of g4 mlp or else equestria won't merge properly or some shit like that. I mean FFS when it was the sonic boom protests he at least had some ground to stand on. He claimed the blue arms was hurting him mentally because his autism was suffering sensory overload.


Ok not much ground to stand on but a lot more than "we need more g4 mlp or else the dimensions will fold in on themselves and nullify all existence
 
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Tikbalang said:
Maybe Chris wants Ryan Reynolds as his male self. And when he "came out" the next day, the actor switches to Scarlett Johansson.

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I guess some things really don't change about Chris. Caring about shit that doesn't matter compared to what he should actually be caring about. It is just funny he just keeps repeating the same behavior that has fucked him over time and time again.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Allow me to paint a picture: Imagine what you think is a fat, homeless woman in a food stained skirt and a soiled shirt clearly meant for children. She is standing atop an overturned grocery store cart babbling about My Little Pony and Sonic the hedgehog in the far corner a walmart parking lot. This individual is screeching nonsense to an assortment of cans and rotting stuffed animals pulled from the dumpster. Every minute or so she screeches to he heavens like she's trying to get God's attention, then sighs loudly before going back to sermonizing the garbage. A few employees are watching this from the doors, and they're wondering if they should call the police.
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I see you're talking about the normal homeless troon, but what about Chris then?
 
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jc17 said:
"Cocky egos are not cool."
- Chris, referring to someone.
A day later
"Oh please, like Ryan Reynolds could play a trans-women and Goddess."
- Chris, referring to himself and missing the goddamn point for the millionth goddamn time.
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Agree. The point is, Chris is a fat, ugly man. They were being generous with the Reynolds comparison. If anything, he should be played by a 400 lb Jonah Hill after severe brain damage.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Agree. The point is, Chris is a fat, ugly man. They were being generous with the Reynolds comparison. If anything, he should be played by a 400 lb Jonah Hill after severe brain damage.
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TBH if he were still alive, I'd say Phillip Seymour Hoffman would've been a good fit to play Chris.

Seriously, just look at him. Shave the beard, dye his hair brown, give him some pedo-glasses + a striped shirt and you'd have a pretty decent representation of Chris.
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Argh My Cigar said:
TBH if he were still alive, I'd say Phillip Seymour Hoffman would've been a good fit to play Chris.

Seriously, just look at him. Shave the beard, dye his hair brown, give him some pedo-glasses + a striped shirt and you'd have a pretty decent representation of Chris.
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I agree, give Hoffman an MLP shirt, 5'O clock shadow, plus a dyed skillet, and he would look exactly like Chris.
 
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