Containment Random Chris Updates

It's confusing since the context is deleted, but it involves Ivy.
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LolRaccoon said:
Chris doesn't understand jokes.
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Chris could barely speak as a child much less understand pop culture. I mean, it took Chris 6 years to accomplish what an 11 month old could grasp, and here he is babbling about his ferral childhood and pretending his girlfriends weren't all men.
 
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The Fool said:
I'm pretty sure he's past the point of any form of humbling experience actually giving him some self-awareness.
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Chris may go his entire life with the false hope that things will magically "get better someday" - it seems to be what's kept him going so far in this new millennium. Maybe when he's dying from some fat-related issue, he'll have a brief moment where he realizes all the delusions were wrong - before his defective brain "shits itself and does nothing"?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Chris may go his entire life with the false hope that things will magically "get better someday" - it seems to be what's kept him going so far in this new millennium. Maybe when he's dying from some fat-related issue, he'll have a brief moment where he realizes all the delusions were wrong - before his defective brain "shits itself and does nothing"?
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Considering he interprets his diabetic numbness as being "powers" and "electricity flowing through him" I have a feeling when he's dying he'll think he's finally seeing the Merge happen.
Don't go into the cwcville, chris! Stay with us!
 
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Kuchipatchi said:
If only we had that version of Chris. Doesn't RP as OCs, doesn't draw Sonichu anymore and instead is a productive member of society.
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Imagine a Chris who through sheer charisma and talent, managed to make both Sega and Nintendo collaborate on making Sonichu an official character, lives a happy life with his wife and a father of two, and whenever someone brings up his comics, he looks back fondly on how naive and dumb he used to be.

Instead we're stuck with an obese troon who spends his days screaming at people on Twitter about his delusions, and a psyche so broken, not even Flextape can put it back together.
 
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shadhardblogger19 said:
I wonder if I should try for the peach ring flavored one. I'm curious if Chris tried one.
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Chris seems to copy what other people do. Pewds likes Lingonberry? Chris tries it. I usually google reviews to see what kind of reaction a product gets before I spend money on it, myself. Chris is overly susceptible to advertising and to copying others so I don't know if you would want to go by his.... tastes? in determining what you're gonna try.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
What the fuck does Ryan Reynolds have to do with anything? Is this Chris facial blindness at work?

And of course, he demands a woman to play him despite not making the minimal effort to try to pass as one or having the guts to have a surgeon chop his duck off.
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Getting an axe wound stink ditch would do nothing to make him pass. If anything it would just make things worse because I'd bet my bottom dollar he'd not only show off pictures of it but it would be a literal hack job done by some back alley surgeon who makes Kathy Rumer look like Erich Lexer.

I'm already sure Chris is barley following his instructions when it comes to hrt, only taking it at half doses or whenever he feels like. So I doubt he'll give any stink ditch he gets the proper aftercare or treatment.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
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to play Chris Chan in a movie I'd have it in 3 stages. I don't think being dead would prevent Anne Ramsey from delivering a believable portrayal of modern day christine.
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No, hire any fat, bald homeless crosdresser. Chris doesn't remotely pass for shit. I like how he emphasizes a "woman actresses".
 
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