Containment Random Chris Updates

I just wish he would film himself trying out different dumb ideas to summon the merge.
It would be more entertaining to watch him sperging out about why Socknesses butt magic ritual didnt work, rather than just seeing him lazily tweet some boring bullshit.
 
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The Fool said:
Chris' philosophy on the merge is exactly the same as his method to pick up women. He's going to sit and wait for it to happen.
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I wish he'd put up a sign that says "Seeking Arcane Wizards, SMOKE FREE, age 200 - 1000, MUST have experience with OCs, NO DARKIES".
 
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Weird way of saying "I've been mass debating"
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris had one of his Discord friends release a message about how he was talking to a medium for spiritual advice.

A Medium's Guidance - CWCki

sonichu.com sonichu.com

I guess he's referring to Molly the Medium.
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“Anyway, it has become better clear to my body and brain that I am at present to focus better on self-love”

Oh sure, more self-love is what Chris needed in his life, maybe this psychic can teach Barbara Chandler how own to more junk next.
 
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Shabobus said:
He built his entire adult life around Sonichu, but he has to be reminded of the anniversary. Never change, Chris.
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He went next level of lazy. He complains about how exhausting indulging in his daydreaming and delusion is. I don't think even old Chris looked down on people working 9 to 5's while he sat on his ass drawing ponies.
 
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WutangLee said:
He went next level of lazy. He complains about how exhausting indulging in his daydreaming and delusion is. I don't think even old Chris looked down on people working 9 to 5's while he sat on his ass drawing ponies.
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Old Chris still had his testosterone and was motivated by china. It'd be like dangling a proverbial carrot in front of his fat, pockmarked face. Now he's been chemically castrated and he thinks he's super popular and beloved so he no longer feels the need to prove himself out in the world.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris had one of his Discord friends release a message about how he was talking to a medium for spiritual advice.

A Medium's Guidance - CWCki

sonichu.com sonichu.com

I guess he's referring to Molly the Medium.
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It begins with: "I, Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, Goddess (...)"

God, what an insufferable cock.

"She answered for me the questions three in regards of: finding satisfactory love (...)"

Finding satisfactory love? So, he forgot to pretend he is happily married, I see.

"Anyway, it has become better clear to my body and brain that I am at present to focus better on self-love"

"Self-love", huh? The safe and nice way the medium had to imply that there is no way this unfuckable autistic lunatic babbling about cartoon dimensions isn't going to die alone without outright saying it.
 
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I can actually see where the "self-love" comment is coming from. Chris doesn't love himself at all. He has an ego so big that it doesn't even leave room to love anyone else, but apart from that, Chris completely neglects himself. He's totally shut down, he doesn't even pretend to exercise anymore (or pretend to pretend). He just sits there, playing Tetris, fantasizing about a better life, until dawn cracks and reminds him that he just spent another night trying to drown out the bad thoughts with video games and cartoon fantasies.
You can even tell Chris is aware of this to some capacity, how he wants to work out, how he wants to fix his sleeping schedule, but he just does not care enough to follow through with it.
 
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WutangLee said:
He went next level of lazy. He complains about how exhausting indulging in his daydreaming and delusion is. I don't think even old Chris looked down on people working 9 to 5's while he sat on his ass drawing ponies.
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He seems to forgot that the sweatshop animators are among those people.
The Fool said:
I can actually see where the "self-love" comment is coming from. Chris doesn't love himself at all. He has an ego so big that it doesn't even leave room to love anyone else, but apart from that, Chris completely neglects himself. He's totally shut down, he doesn't even pretend to exercise anymore (or pretend to pretend). He just sits there, playing Tetris, fantasizing about a better life, until dawn cracks and reminds him that he just spent another night trying to drown out the bad thoughts with video games and cartoon fantasies.
You can even tell Chris is aware of this to some capacity, how he wants to work out, how he wants to fix his sleeping schedule, but he just does not care enough to follow through with it.
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I kinda understand that kind of mindset, depression.
 
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Part of me has trouble believing Chris would pay money to a medi, and that a medium would entertain delusions about psychic powers and Yoshi hanging with Tony the Tiger. But then I remember that Chris has a ton of trolls and said nothing specific about this person and they're likely just another person fucking with him.

Also way to fuck up an Irish National Day Chris, I spent it drinking and spending time with my gf and celebrating a part of my heritage. Truly the English Royalty* care nothing for our plight.

*Except the English Royalty aren't related to a bunch of inbred hicks called the Weston Family.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Part of me has trouble believing Chris would pay money to a medi, and that a medium would entertain delusions about psychic powers and Yoshi hanging with Tony the Tiger. But then I remember that Chris has a ton of trolls and said nothing specific about this person and they're likely just another person fucking with him.

Also way to fuck up an Irish National Day Chris, I spent it drinking and spending time with my gf and celebrating a part of my heritage. Truly the English Royalty* care nothing for our plight.

*Except the English Royalty aren't related to a bunch of inbred hicks called the Weston Family.
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Even if Chris was allegedly part of royalty, Chris' existence would honestly show what is wrong with having a system of power where rulers are decided purely by their blood.
 
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Jah Hates Kaffirs said:
Can...
Can Chris still mass debate?
Is that a question I want to know the answer to?
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The CWCki answers:
"To date, no one has taken Chris up on his offer, and his sperm remains within his accursed male body. It is possible that the HRT he has been taking since 2015 destroyed what was left of his fertility and sex drive, speculation which is supported by his third sex tape showing that he had difficult getting an erection in spite of masturbating for three minutes straight."
 
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