Containment Random Chris Updates

Pickle Inspector said:
I bet the flaw he thinks he has is something stupid like being too empathetic or something.
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Truthboi said:
Chris and anyone who writes Mary Sue characters or identifies them use minor things as flaws that just try to make them look sympathetic like Chris has acted like his main flaw last month was being a workaholic
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His "flaw" is something that he could've used in his job interview when asked "What is your flaw as a person?"
 
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Helena Fiorenza (PickinyFelliny, @zonichu/Pickchu) tries to get Chris involved in the Creepypasta community.
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RebelRein1488x said:
Pickchu is Helena Fiorenza’s (PickinyFelliny) character. She’s been roleplaying with Chris since late 2019.
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Yeah, she's the wanker who claims to have had a big crush on (and fucked) Magi-Chan. She's now turned her attentions into convincing Chris that she (or her fursona) want to fuck him, no matter what. She's a troll, or a ween...either way, she's a boring wanker.
 
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If she got him to make a fucking video then I'd be a little more forgiving but I'm getting back to what I thought in 2013. Chris has become boring and there's nothing really left to laugh at. That doesn't mean I'm going to stop following what happens but it is why I've been posting less. It's like a TV Show you used to really enjoy that starts tanking after the 10th season. I once used X-Files as the main metaphor but I actually think Walking Dead is a better one. The first 4 seasons were pretty good and it's been a downward spiral ever since. I still watch it here and there but I don't even really enjoy it all that much anymore, it's just something to pass the time.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
If she got him to make a fucking video then I'd be a little more forgiving but I'm getting back to what I thought in 2013. Chris has become boring and there's nothing really left to laugh at. That doesn't mean I'm going to stop following what happens but it is why I've been posting less. It's like a TV Show you used to really enjoy that starts tanking after the 10th season. I once used X-Files as the main metaphor but I actually think Walking Dead is a better one. The first 4 seasons were pretty good and it's been a downward spiral ever since. I still watch it here and there but I don't even really enjoy it all that much anymore, it's just something to pass the time.
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I think the thing that made Chris interesting before 2013 was just how unreal it all felt. Ruckersville didn't sound like a real place, neither did the GAMe PLACe or the Charlottesville Fashion Square Mall. It didn't seem real until Chris proved repeatedly that yes, he is absolutely real; deluding himself into more and more insanity. And now he's trans. And now he is poking a hole into his taint. And now he's thousands more in debt. And now he believes he's instrumental to a "dimensional merge" that would make him powerful and grant his wishes. It's more than just watching a show tank, we're watching someone decay in real time and we've been watching him do so since 2007. Only now we're so accustomed to the crazy and it's so real that trolling him is only funny or exploitable to the truly deranged, everyone else is just watching and waiting for him to hit rock bottom.
 
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jewniggerspic said:
I think the thing that made Chris interesting before 2013 was just how unreal it all felt. Ruckersville didn't sound like a real place, neither did the GAMe PLACe or the Charlottesville Fashion Square Mall. It didn't seem real until Chris proved repeatedly that yes, he is absolutely real; deluding himself into more and more insanity. And now he's trans. And now he is poking a hole into his taint. And now he's thousands more in debt. And now he believes he's instrumental to a "dimensional merge" that would make him powerful and grant his wishes. It's more than just watching a show tank, we're watching someone decay in real time and we've been watching him do so since 2007. Only now we're so accustomed to the crazy and it's so real that trolling him is only funny or exploitable to the truly deranged, everyone else is just watching and waiting for him to hit rock bottom.
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i was thinking about that, the first thing that i thought after discovering Chris where questions like "What the Fuck?" "Why the fuck?", i believed it was some sort of shitty ARG, but nowadays, classic chris wouldnt be the weirdest thing, maybe thats why there are more white knights and faggots like the preator, maybe they feel identified with him, very much like Chris, it is very fucking sad
 
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jewniggerspic said:
I think the thing that made Chris interesting before 2013 was just how unreal it all felt. Ruckersville didn't sound like a real place, neither did the GAMe PLACe or the Charlottesville Fashion Square Mall. It didn't seem real until Chris proved repeatedly that yes, he is absolutely real; deluding himself into more and more insanity. And now he's trans. And now he is poking a hole into his taint. And now he's thousands more in debt. And now he believes he's instrumental to a "dimensional merge" that would make him powerful and grant his wishes. It's more than just watching a show tank, we're watching someone decay in real time and we've been watching him do so since 2007. Only now we're so accustomed to the crazy and it's so real that trolling him is only funny or exploitable to the truly deranged, everyone else is just watching and waiting for him to hit rock bottom.
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Always said it, if Chris was a show, we'd all say it "jumped the shark" on season 1 already.
 
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