Containment Random Chris Updates

Chrus Chundlur said:
Whenever he finds out he'll impulsively piss money away subscribing to her onlyfans only to then realize "Wait, my penis doesn't work anymore! Oh, well"
Click to expand...
Maybe, after looking at the account I really feel bad for Doopie since it seems so try hard and desperate that Chris’s porn commission seems high brow and sophisticated in comparison to what she’s up to now (Text only, no nudes):
F731FB35-6B4C-4B44-B9BE-6E8B9623908B.jpeg

766AC0B5-5752-4626-AD48-57A68519060C.jpeg
 
  • Horrifying
  • Lunacy
  • Agree
Reactions: SpiceyHuman, Sarah Connor, janekop and 23 others
Chrus Chundlur said:
Whenever he finds out he'll impulsively piss money away subscribing to her onlyfans only to then realize "Wait, my penis doesn't work anymore! Oh, well"
Click to expand...
I'm a bit surprised Chris hasn't started his own OF account yet.
I'm sure the Idea Guys could convince him to do it because everyone in the world wants to see that sexy tomgirl translesbian goddess. :tomgirl:
These Praetor kids or whoever is in control of him right now should really step up their game.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Disagree
Reactions: Sarah Connor, Steeler, Hogar Grupal and 4 others
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Horrifying
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: janekop, FrickleMyPickle, albert chan and 14 others
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Optimistic
Reactions: sparklemilhouse, Steeler, Gaius Cumulus and 4 others
Pickle Inspector said:
Maybe, after looking at the account I really feel bad for Doopie since it seems so try hard and desperate that Chris’s porn commission seems high brow and sophisticated in comparison to what she’s up to now (Text only, no nudes):
View attachment 2139134
View attachment 2139132
Click to expand...
I don't feel bad for Doopie at all. If someone ends up selling used socks to creeps online, that's their own fault.
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: Sarah Connor, Hogar Grupal, Grumpy Pickle Rick and 3 others
Pickle Inspector said:
Maybe, after looking at the account I really feel bad for Doopie since it seems so try hard and desperate that Chris’s porn commission seems high brow and sophisticated in comparison to what she’s up to now (Text only, no nudes):
View attachment 2139134
View attachment 2139132
Click to expand...
should doopie get an horary banishment to the porncows thread? I'm honestly shocked Chris hasn't tried to contact her about these listings. not that he can't use them to get off anymore, but instead try squeezing into them to bee more "girly"
 
  • Like
  • Deviant
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Sarah Connor, cuevasen, Hogar Grupal and 1 other person
It's so funny Doopie is sinking to Chris level low, also I really hope someone here buys her OF DL's it all and charges back just to spite her.

Hell, share her butt hole pics with Chris for all I care.

Sorry if that comes off a loggy but it's funny anyone who has interactions with Chris willing or not seems to end up a lolcow unless you are our blessed @Marvin who some how can keep cured and safe of autism or posting nudes.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Gaius Cumulus, Sarah Connor, The Un-Clit and 7 others
Bassomatic said:
It's so funny Doopie is sinking to Chris level low, also I really hope someone here buys her OF DL's it all and charges back just to spite her.

Hell, share her butt hole pics with Chris for all I care.

Sorry if that comes off a loggy but it's funny anyone who has interactions with Chris willing or not seems to end up a lolcow unless you are our blessed @Marvin who some how can keep cured and safe of autism or posting nudes.
Click to expand...
Well this is going to make announcing my pickle-suit themed onlyfans extra awkward...
 
  • Winner
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Punished Spoon, Gaius Cumulus, Sarah Connor and 35 others
We got a burst of activity today. Here we go:
Complementing some fan arts
1620149498996.png


1620149554365.png

1620149697205.png

Responding to a tweet from Sega's Japanese Twitter
1620149742884.png

Translation:
Today is Emerald Day💎
Chaos Emeralds appeared in the "Sonic" series, which is celebrating its 30th anniversary this year.
Chaos emeralds are stones that turn thoughts and wishes into power and cause miracles.
What kind of wish do you want to make into an emerald?
#Whatdayisittoday #Emeraldday
Click to expand...
Chris stoking his critically inflated ego.
1620149927848.png

Star Wars Day celebration
1620149791566.png

A mix dream bullshittery and random access humor
1620149836826.png
 
  • Informative
  • Lunacy
  • Autistic
Reactions: Aegeus, XxxwernxxX, ToroidalBoat and 6 others
I always liked how Chris would latch on to other pop culture stuff like Star Wars and Star Trek, yet never saw an episode or film. Even when he brought that TARDis towel when he did the BraveryJerk interview; he must have not seen a single episode of Dr. Who.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Aegeus, Spicboyskafan and Kuruminha
Hogar Grupal said:
I always liked how Chris would latch on to other pop culture stuff like Star Wars and Star Trek, yet never saw an episode or film. Even when he brought that TARDis towel when he did the BraveryJerk interview; he must have not seen a single episode of Dr. Who.
Click to expand...
If I remember correctly Catherine got him to watch Dr. Who and he enjoyed it. That’s also about the time he started saying “Among Which” more often.

This is coming from me who has seen maybe 4 seasons of Dr. Who and thinks it’s a mediocre show.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Aegeus, ToroidalBoat, janekop and 5 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back