Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

Cause we all know how this will end.

Chris has already done this position.

 

[Tikbalang]

Cause we all know how this will end.

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Chris is a furry, he will jerk off to this if possible. Jerking off to his ideal version of himself.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

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Chris has already done this position.

jesus fucking christ, spoiler that shit. the top pic literally gave me a jumpscare.

 

[Spez]

What if one day Chris just came out and admitted in a completely serious and honest video that his autism and falling for the trolls was faked because he wanted the attention.

 

[Takodachi]

What if one day Chris just came out and admitted in a completely serious and honest video that his autism and falling for the trolls was faked because he wanted the attention.

I'd think hes even a bigger retard, imagine purposefully destroying your life for nothing. At least Brianna is doing it for money.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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That first image. If that's his seductive face...

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

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I seriously wonder, has he really not had sex since that time he fucked a hooker? After he was done trying to whore himself out, what's his prospects been? Did he somehow learn to do Hanky Panky and not post about it everywhere? Chris has been suspiciously non-horny besides the Twitter stuff.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I seriously wonder, has he really not had sex since that time he fucked a hooker? After he was done trying to whore himself out, what's his prospects been? Did he somehow learn to do Hanky Panky and not post about it everywhere? Chris has been suspiciously non-horny besides the Twitter stuff.

Hrt. even if he's taking it at half dosage like I've said he must be since it barely seems to be working. It's zapped what was left of his sex drive. And then there's his morbid obesity. I'd bet my bottom dollar even before trooning out Chris's broken duck suffered every fat man's biggest fear besides heart disease.... Buried penis.

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How can one be so delusional about one's self image that they take one look at themselves and think... "Yup, that's a woman alright."

 

[Argh My Cigar]

How can one be so delusional about one's self image that they take one look at themselves and think... "Yup, that's a woman alright."

A lot of these troons get an ego boost when someone refers to them as "Miss" out and about, not fully understanding that they look like middle aged homeless women than the cute anime girls they larp as. Chris doesn't even have that privilege; he looks like he doesn't even try anymore keeping his face clean shaven. Anyone who claims he's legitimately trans is a moron.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

A lot of these troons get an ego boost when someone refers to them as "Miss" out and about, not fully understanding that they look like middle aged homeless women than the cute anime girls they larp as. Chris doesn't even have that privilege; he looks like he doesn't even try anymore keeping his face clean shaven. Anyone who claims he's legitimately trans is a moron.

Remember when he tried make up and stopped.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Or even a child's flipper used in beauty pageants.
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Oh! I remember the image from toddlers and tiaras.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Freshappl - "dimension change" (e.g. apples turn to oranges)

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I seriously wonder, has he really not had sex since that time he fucked a hooker? After he was done trying to whore himself out, what's his prospects been?

Hrt. even if he's taking it at half dosage like I've said he must be since it barely seems to be working. It's zapped what was left of his sex drive. And then there's his morbid obesity. I'd bet my bottom dollar even before trooning out Chris's broken duck suffered every fat man's biggest fear besides heart disease.... Buried penis.

That, plus having sex was like a videogame achievement, he wanted sex pretty much just to cross it off the list and feel like a big boy. Also, by his own description of the event, it would have been quite subpar, he said his orgasm was only "half-felt" and that he had to look for tardcum on the condom to actually confirm he even came at all. How fucking sad is that? But, being the egotistical fuck he is, he probably assumed that's the pinnacle of human sex, so no wonder he is not specially eager to repeat.

It's also worth noting that he went at least twice to that same hooker, but it's only known that that second time he "gave her the missionary". It was probably another crime against proper, joyful sex, so no wonder he prefers to piss away his tardbucks on plastic trinkets, rocks and vidya rather than spending it on hookers.

Did he somehow learn to do Hanky Panky and not post about it everywhere?

We don't know everything Chris does, it's a possibility that he kept going to hookers (at least while his misshapen dick still kind of worked), but that's the one and only possibility, since Chris is disgustingly unfuckable by any (non-Sockness) standard.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, by his own description of the event, it would have been quite subpar, he said his orgasm was only "half-felt" and that he had to look for tardcum on the condom to actually confirm he even came at all.

He probably has autistic sensory issues. Perhaps he's as indifferent to pleasure as he is to pain, e.g. cutting his taint open, shaving dry with no shaving cream. Some autists are super sensitive to sensations, like completely freaking out if they have to wear anything but a really specific fabric, but Chris seems to be the opposite.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He probably has autistic sensory issues. Perhaps he's as indifferent to pleasure as he is to pain, e.g. cutting his taint open, shaving dry with no shaving cream. Some autists are super sensitive to sensations, like completely freaking out if they have to wear anything but a really specific fabric, but Chris seems to be the opposite.

And yet, strangely enough, he needed to wear a wristband on the medallion chain (which, appropriately, kinda looks like an empty toilet paper roll), because his skin is autistic or something.

 

[A Grey Cat]

And yet, strangely enough, he needed to wear a wristband on the medallion chain (which, appropriately, kinda looks like an empty toilet paper roll), because his skin is autistic or something.

Or maybe Chris is just a closet clown homosexual and despite appearing to have changed his ways and renounced his homophobia, it's still internalized.

Deep down he simply has no interest in sex with women but refuses to admit that he's gay. Or at least gay for other men, claiming to have a lesbian soul and trooning out is not the same

 

[A_Rotten_Sharwama]

Or maybe Chris is just a closet clown homosexual and despite appearing to have changed his ways and renounced his homophobia, it's still internalized.

Deep down he simply has no interest in sex with women but refuses to admit that he's gay. Or at least gay for other men, claiming to have a lesbian soul and trooning out is not the same

Nah, he's suspectable towards subliminal suggestions, the fear of homo comes from his Christan parents, while he himself were hypnotized by all the hentai and porn that focused on the sexy female body.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Nah, he's suspectable towards subliminal suggestions, the fear of homo comes from his Christan parents, while he himself were hypnotized by all the hentai and porn that focused on the sexy female body.

Yeah, that’s my theory too, Chris watched a bunch of lesbian porn and decided since he found it hot that must mean he’s a lesbian too.

horrorfan89 said:
Deep down he simply has no interest in sex with women but refuses to admit that he's gay. Or at least gay for other men, claiming to have a lesbian soul and trooning out is not the same

I’m not sure that’s true, he just doesn’t get the opportunity (for obvious reasons).

For example didn’t the Praetor guys say Chris was interested one of the girls in the group? (Annirenee):

 

[Retarded INTP]

Yeah, that’s my theory too, Chris watched a bunch of lesbian porn and decided since he found it hot that must mean he’s a lesbian too.

I’m not sure that’s true, he just doesn’t get the opportunity (for obvious reasons).

For example didn’t the Praetor guys say Chris was interested one of the girls in the group? (Annirenee):

It was not one of the main fags but a random insider working / pretending to work with them on Discord or some shit. His nickname was Vaughn or something like that. And you are correct. Annabel is one of their mean of control over Chris according to this guy. We have 0 proof of it tho as he never ever talked about her at any point and we all know how subtle and quiet he is, right.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

That tinyhorse fellow looks more like a woman than what Chris does.