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>Can't overcome an imaginary barrier

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Tikbalang said:
Chris wants a Sonichu, Rosechu and CWC themed GFuel flavor.
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As for the flavors, I doubt he tried eating an actual passion fruit.
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This takes me back to when Chris was negotiating to Nintendo of making sonichu into a real franchise.
Tikbalang said:
I just think that Chris drinks GFuel more than water.
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Watch those green/blue eyes turn yellow followed by kidney failure.
 
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TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
Let's be 100% honest Chris saying he is high functioning is something HE said, something HE believes. I say this having a nephew and friend with actual high functioning autism and Chris functions at an insanely lower level than either of them, of course I wouldnt say Chris is useless or something, but its obvious his autism works is much MUCH lower level than he says. That being said, I will also be fair and blame his parents in a sense since Barb fucked him up with the whole "do simple task for big reward" bullshit she did with him as a kid. Which I have no reservations messed him up for years. But, I also say that if Chris was truly as high functioning as he says, he would have at least gravitated towards a skill he would master. Something, anything. So there are doubts.


The thing that keeps Chris from working is his """"stress""" which he has used before with his own drawing and commission work, of course that would never fly in a real job, but that wouldnt stop Chris. The most Chris could do that wouldnt throw him out would MAYBE be a recruiter at a call center, though the mere thought of that brings me laughter cause you know he would only hire pretty (white) women and also would ask super inappropriate questions "are you gay?" "have you heard of me and Sonichu?" "Are you a believer of my godess self?" etc etc.
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The “high functioning” label is a misnomer. He’s high functioning compared to the severely autistic who can only screech and fling shit around. And I think people here overestimate Chris’ ability to keep even a menial labor or minimum wage job. He’s a liability to anyone who would hire him. The downies you see bagging groceries are only hired because the group homes they are apart of pay the store/company to supplement their “wages” and still require a lot of supervision and guidance, they aren’t hired because the company actually wants them there. Chris would be even harder to control and manage due to his arrogance and social skill deficiets, plus the fact that he’s “high functioning” to qualify for pity hires. Bob wasn’t a perfect parent but putting him on SSI was a smart move.
 
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Someone posted this to Chris' twatter. It's funny.
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He’s high functioning compared to the severely autistic who can only screech and fling shit around.
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He may as well be a shit flinger. Being this low on the spectrum means almost nothing in terms of functionality and socialization except that he can say enough to embarrass himself and be the world's laughingstock.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Passion fruit and mint is Chris's go-to flavour mixture for when he's trying to sound all sophisticated and classy. Remember how that was the flavour of the chamomile tea that he drank (and disgusting it sounded then, too) in A Moment With Dr Wolf And Other Struggles?
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I really want Tea Time with Pristine Christine where Chris wears a ridiculous victorian dress complete with a corset, a monocle, and mangles the pronunciation of various British teas. "Mix a bit of dat Girl Grey plus that Yorkshire Terrier Gold, and you've got a party, Governor!"
 
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Eggwhore said:
Bob wasn’t a perfect parent but putting him on SSI was a smart move.
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True, but it did cement Chris into being lazier and spend uncontrollably. I've said this before, but once Chris lives on his own, you'd be hard pressed to find a place for him. If Chris picks his home (apartment, section 8 housing) like he picks his sweethearts, he's more delusional than people give him credit for. I guarantee you Chris won't be living in a high rise penthouse or modest studio apt in downtown C-Ville, Chris will be shoved in the nearest affordable basement apt that his tugboat can afford. This is also in consideration if Chris made any plans (lmao) to at least sign up for affordable housing. At the very most, Chris would shack up with enablers, and some would find a place for him, but as of now, would they even bother?

I bet you praetor is discussing more about Chris' housing options more than Barb is.

Mariposa Electrique said:
I really want Tea Time with Pristine Christine where Chris wears a ridiculous victorian dress complete with a corset, a monocle, and mangles the pronunciation of various British teas. "Mix a bit of dat Girl Grey plus that Yorkshire Terrier Gold, and you've got a party, Governor!"
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Reminds me of this:

 
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Hogar Grupal said:
True, but it did cement Chris into being lazier and spend uncontrollably. I've said this before, but once Chris lives on his own, you'd be hard pressed to find a place for him. If Chris picks his home (apartment, section 8 housing) like he picks his sweethearts, he's more delusional than people give him credit for. I guarantee you Chris won't be living in a high rise penthouse or modest studio apt in downtown C-Ville, Chris will be shoved in the nearest affordable basement apt that his tugboat can afford. This is also in consideration if Chris made any plans (lmao) to at least sign up for affordable housing. At the very most, Chris would shack up with enablers, and some would find a place for him, but as of now, would they even bother?

I bet you praetor is discussing more about Chris' housing options more than Barb is.
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The lolcow most similar to Chris in this circumstance I can think of is ADF, I imagine Chris would also be content with section 8 housing cohabiting with a biological female (Or FtM ) even if they had alcohol or drug problems or regularly exploited him financially (I haven’t kept up with ADF for a while so his situation has probably changed since then).

But ADF is slightly more cunning than Chris so I don’t know if he’d be able to pull off the ‘I’ve had traumatic experiences with cis men so don’t want any in the house’.
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I really want Tea Time with Pristine Christine where Chris wears a ridiculous victorian dress complete with a corset, a monocle, and mangles the pronunciation of various British teas. "Mix a bit of dat Girl Grey plus that Yorkshire Terrier Gold, and you've got a party, Governor!"
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Be careful what you wish for..
 
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