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horrorfan89 said:
The con Chris wanted to go to babscon in sanfran that rescheduled to 2022 too. What can you expect from the state that was in total lockdown the longest and will probably still have mask mandates well after the world population has been vaccinated?
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And Chris would come in without his mask, flashing his vaccination card/con badge.
 
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I was rewatching the video guise. Is it safe to assume that Chris is STILL Losing hair?

Hey guise, can Sonichus evolve?
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tyrannosaurus_chex said:
Chris makes me sad, genuinely sad. Sad that he's lonely, sad that he's never had an actual "true and honest friend", sad that he'll never be loved, sad that he's descending further into madness to cope.

Honestly, would he even want someone in his life if he knew it was going to be work, and not just constant ass-kissing and sex?
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Don't waste your pity on Chris. There are people in this world far more deserving of your sympathy than Christian Weston Chandler. Never forget that the state of Chris' life is mostly his own fault. Even with the trolling, Chris had several opportunities to improve himself and many offers to help him turn his life around. Instead, Chris has wilfully sabotaged his life any chance he could so that he could perpetually remain a child. He doesn't deserve a single iota of your sympathy.
 
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tyrannosaurus_chex said:
Chris makes me sad, genuinely sad. Sad that he's lonely, sad that he's never had an actual "true and honest friend", sad that he'll never be loved, sad that he's descending further into madness to cope.

Honestly, would he even want someone in his life if he knew it was going to be work, and not just constant ass-kissing and sex?
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When you look at Chris' history of relationships, is it any surprise as to why no one wants to be with him except the trolls?

He doesn't like men for the most part, due to his autistic reasoning, but most dudes weren't afraid to hang out with him, the Magical Man being one of them. Chris desired women, but they couldn't hang with him for several reasons: hygiene, childlike demeanor, etc.

Even with a group that Chris has hung out with, it was always about himself. There's this time that Chris and some people were hanging around a café. Chris had his rock collection, and was naming them and their properties. When other people in the group wanted to talk about something else, Chris was adamant that he continue and finish his conversation about his precious psychic stones.

Chris would rather much have someone for ass kissing and sex, as opposed to some one who would want to be real with him. Remember, this is the manchild who wanted to electrocute himself with a taser and the group of "friends" he was with at first talked him out of it, but had second thoughts of actually wanting him to do it.

In short, being friends with Chris is a one way street; you have to do things his way.
 
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Is the Warhol book a sign that another troll has come in and is messing with Chris? Does this mean that the influence of that group of teens or whatever they were called is waining?
 
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The Dude said:
Don't waste your pity on Chris. There are people in this world far more deserving of your sympathy than Christian Weston Chandler. Never forget that the state of Chris' life is mostly his own fault. Even with the trolling, Chris had several opportunities to improve himself and many offers to help him turn his life around. Instead, Chris has wilfully sabotaged his life any chance he could so that he could perpetually remain a child. He doesn't deserve a single iota of your sympathy.
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Like volunteer on the suicide hotline.
 
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I can see Chris' open taint, watch him sitting bare-assed on a cake or commiting unspeakable acts against sex with a blow-up doll without batting an eye... but fuck Chris singing one hundred times over, I can't stand that nails on a chalkboard horseshit.

And that wall of tweets about his relationship with trolls... well, nothing new, Chris sugar-overdosed remaining neurons desperately misfiring in all directions trying to make any sense out of his clownish and utterly absurd excuse for a life.

Well, in all directions except the ones that lead to the obvious conclusion that they mess with him because he is cartoonishly laughable and almost mathematically unfuckable.

But, yeah, they missed out, buddy! :story:
 
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tyrannosaurus_chex said:
Chris makes me sad, genuinely sad. Sad that he's lonely, sad that he's never had an actual "true and honest friend", sad that he'll never be loved, sad that he's descending further into madness to cope.

Honestly, would he even want someone in his life if he knew it was going to be work, and not just constant ass-kissing and sex?
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That's a problem with Chris, he's too immature to have a real life romantic relationship and since he's only really accounted for the chase and honeymoon phase of a relationship, if in some strange alternative universe he was seen as attractive he'd likely quickly get bored and move on to another partner while probally stress sighing and complaining that his exes are to blame for causing too much drama in his life (Like asking if he's going to get a job or work on his comics).
Hogar Grupal said:
When you look at Chris' history of relationships, is it any surprise as to why no one wants to be with him except the trolls?

He doesn't like men for the most part, due to his autistic reasoning, but most dudes weren't afraid to hang out with him, the Magical Man being one of them. Chris desired women, but they couldn't hang with him for several reasons: hygiene, childlike demeanor, etc.

Even with a group that Chris has hung out with, it was always about himself. There's this time that Chris and some people were hanging around a café. Chris had his rock collection, and was naming them and their properties. When other people in the group wanted to talk about something else, Chris was adamant that he continue and finish his conversation about his precious psychic stones.

Chris would rather much have someone for ass kissing and sex, as opposed to some one who would want to be real with him. Remember, this is the manchild who wanted to electrocute himself with a taser and the group of "friends" he was with at first talked him out of it, but had second thoughts of actually wanting him to do it.

In short, being friends with Chris is a one way street; you have to do things his way.
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Chris seems to be pretty much like Kim Jong-un but without any of the power, if he did have that kind of power I bet Chris would have people following him about documenting everything he said too.
 
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Shabobus said:
Amazon lists it as being over 600 pages, so I'm sure that at least Chris didn't read it.
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For a second there I thought Chris was actually becoming cultured. Low-and-behold it's just another half-assed attempt at making himself seem like an iNtElLeCtUaL.

Though textbook narcissism lists "A belief that they are "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people" as one of the defining symptoms of NPD, which fits perfectly with Chris's storied history of trying to get an in with big-name people in the fandoms he obsesses over.
 
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Zebedee said:
I’m almost afraid to ask why you say it’s spiked...
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I refer M'Lud to the video Dick Licker, That Is I. A hideously-drawn, ludicrously-oversized, and visibly spiked/barbed penis, allegedly Magi-Chan's, is licked by Chris in this assault on the senses.

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...it is a humbling honor to be compared with another great and unique artist and individual.
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Classic Chris, describing himself as humble mere words before blowing yet more smoke up his own lardy, saggy arse.
 
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