Containment Random Chris Updates

Tikbalang said:
Buy my rocks and a chance to get a signed book featuring me.
How many copies did he bought?
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He still legit believes that trash heap he calls a house is a temple? The best it could ever hope to have been was an Indian burial ground back in the old days.... Actually that would explain so much if not everything
 
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Tikbalang said:
How many copies did he bought?
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One copy. Which he struggled to understand, failed to do so even by moving his lips, and is now selling because books won't buy him pony toys or McDonald's.

I also love the way that the author's original title has been bastardised by Chris to Warhol/Chris-Chan. Another desperate attempt to make himself feel more famous and powerful than he'll ever be.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Another desperate attempt to make himself feel more famous and powerful than he'll ever be.
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It's quite similar feeling when he starts talking about the Sonichu mod.
  • The mod is the closest thing to ever having an actual sonichu game. I think felt the same thing when there's a book about him that can be bought on Amazon.
  • Constantly promotes it to others. "By the way, did you know that there's a book comparing me and Warhol?"
  • Made a few tweaks and might claim it's his own. Chris reuploads someone's mod, only added his voice and modify characters' stats. Chris covered the book cover because of the pickle art.
 
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Tikbalang said:
I was wrong. Chris is actually reading the book. I don't know if autistics love seeing patterns.
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I'm not sure if I should be surprised hes only made it to chapter 2 so far. I know hes a fucking retard sperg but if there was a book about me published that I didnt know existed I would probably be obsessively reading to know what was said about my life. Not diddling around on 1 chapter for days.
 
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Null said:
dunno where else to put this but I've gotten a lot of people whinging at me like this

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Came across this guy's "expose" video he promised on you.
His audio makes PPP's cell phone streams seem HQ. You'd think a raging ass burgers would produce something funny, but it was a wasted hour. Too long; didn't watch: reads your wiki, reads a Tarrant/New Zealand/KF article, we killed Chloe, & upset about the Chris coins. The only humour is he literally gets winded from talking a few times if you watch the whole thing; which I wouldn't recommend.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
He still legit believes that trash heap he calls a house is a temple? The best it could ever hope to have been was an Indian burial ground back in the old days.... Actually that would explain so much if not everything
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14 Branch Land Ct. is sacred in the same way the Ganges River is sacred. No matter how many times you declare them so, it doesn't change the fact they're both polluted messes.
 
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thismanlies said:
14 Branch Land Ct. is sacred in the same way the Ganges River is sacred. No matter how many times you declare them so, it doesn't change the fact they're both polluted messes.
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Also the bar has been set very low in order for some place be called a temple. For instance there exists a temple for rats somewhere that is basically just an infested abandoned house.
 
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185405 said:
Lmao are you a brony trying to cope?

Added a brony picture for reference
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As autistic as the context for this pic may be, I have to LOL @ the guy in the back-right who was so ashamed to be there he hid his face with an Anon-style Guy Fawkes mask before pictures were taken.
 
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chris posts a rambling thread about something that happened 30 years ago from the perspective of his child self, i guess?
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
I feel like a schizo for asking this but, did anyone else think that this chain of tweets was considerably easier to read than most of Chris's nonsense?
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Chris will never fucking learn that twatter is not the place for long-form sperging like this. It has to be almost as painful for him to enter it in this way as it is for us to read it.

Someone get OPL a fucking tumblr already!
 
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Hundreds Of Sparrows said:
chris posts a rambling thread about something that happened 30 years ago from the perspective of his child self, i guess?
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"I had a past life with merlin and was born with all those memories, but more important stuff came up."
Proceeds to ramble ramble about toys, video games and his imaginary friend for the rest of the shitpost.
Not surprised in the slightest.
 
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
I feel like a schizo for asking this but, did anyone else think that this chain of tweets was considerably easier to read than most of Chris's nonsense?
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If it's readable, then someone else wrote it for him.
Hundreds Of Sparrows said:
chris posts a rambling thread about something that happened 30 years ago from the perspective of his child self, i guess?
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Pretending to be his childhood self (without any difference between child and manchild) wrote a fabricated childhood story after rewatching the earliest episodes of Geno's documentary.
It's not his first time stating it, adding Magichan to the story won't make his lonely childhood magical.
 
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