Containment Random Chris Updates

Alex Krycek said:
All this New Age shit makes me regret even the classic era.
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Real talk: Chris at his best is when he's not acting like anything/anyone and just recording shit and commenting on it. Case and point: "He moved his shovel-mech. He's either stoking it, or he's trying to put it out."

This will never stop being unintentionally hilarious to me and was just a passing line from him being Chris with no influence other than his own tism.
 
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If only lardass wasn't so lazy and inept at streaming. I would love to see him do a ms Cleo type show where he does tarot reading and has people call in for psychic advice... No doubt a stream like that would be bombarded with weens pizza pranking him and people screaming juuuulauuy!.
Forcing him to chimp and yell at them too stop it.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
If only lardass wasn't so lazy and inept at streaming. I would love to see him do a ms Cleo type show where he does tarot reading and has people call in for psychic advice... No doubt a stream like that would be bombarded with weens pizza pranking him and people screaming juuuulauuy!.
Forcing him to chimp and yell at them too stop it.
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Those few Twitch livestreams he did back in the day were absolutely unbearable, his YouTube livestreams that he's done recently have been a little more stir crazy and partially unintelligible to what he used to sound like.

Honestly I don't think we'd be missing out on much if he tries to make video content like he used to, he will only just do MLP fan content/machinima reactions and reading out excerpts of enablers writing ego boosting material about him for the foreseeable future, if at all.
 
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Moar Hyperdimension Neptunia schizo-posting
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https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1402066272658075648 (Archive)
 
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tyrannosaurus_chex said:
Are we going to be subjected to enlightened with these daily cards only until he comes to the end of the deck? What's going to come after that last card? How will I make it through the day without my generic, inaccurate, phony tarot guidance?

Side note - I fucking hate those cards. It's like the artist that did them was a mid-western high schooler given two directions - that they look "mystical" and "asian".
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Oh my gosh, you've perfectly articulated why the artwork bugs me so much. That's it. It's the fusion of two styles that don't mesh together well at all. Oriental artwork tends to be a little more muted, raw, and organic, but it's mixed with the art some neo-pagan mom would hang in her bathroom. It's so uncanny in the worst way.
 
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eDove said:
Oh my gosh, you've perfectly articulated why the artwork bugs me so much. That's it. It's the fusion of two styles that don't mesh together well at all. Oriental artwork tends to be a little more muted, raw, and organic, but it's mixed with the art some neo-pagan mom would hang in her bathroom. It's so uncanny in the worst way.
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It absolutely reminds me of the "art" in this questionable chinese restaurant(run by hillbillys) in bfe, Arkansas I went to years back.
 
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eDove said:
Oh my gosh, you've perfectly articulated why the artwork bugs me so much. That's it. It's the fusion of two styles that don't mesh together well at all. Oriental artwork tends to be a little more muted, raw, and organic, but it's mixed with the art some neo-pagan mom would hang in her bathroom. It's so uncanny in the worst way.
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Asian Art follows a very specific philosophy that dates back centuries and in some cases millennia. Anime art was inspired by Western Animation to some degree and then took on a life of its own. What Chris is doing with his Tarot shit is inspired by whatever media he can find and his passing interest in the occult that will probably be replaced by some other interest in a couple of months.

This isn’t me defending or attacking Tarot, you believe that, fine. I don’t really care. I know people into that. But I don’t think his cards are a good idea because he’s just doing more of the bare minimum and making it about his delusions.

I guess I also never really liked him as a person.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Asian Art follows a very specific philosophy that dates back centuries and in some cases millennia. Anime art was inspired by Western Animation to some degree and then took on a life of its own. What Chris is doing with his Tarot shit is inspired by whatever media he can find and his passing interest in the occult that will probably be replaced by some other interest in a couple of months.
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His next ploy will be watching Jennifer's Body and getting a bright idea to sacrifice a virgin, which will start the merge.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Please ignore the fact that Chris likes dicks and cherry pick the rest of the stuff we want him to like just like the idea guys did.
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I dunno, it just seems very suspect, it’s hard to tell if Chris likes something like that in reality or just in his fantasies.

He‘s the same guy who was obsessed with his virgin status for a long time but after hiring a prostitute it seemed to kill any desire he had for finding a another sex partner.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I dunno, it just seems very suspect, it’s hard to tell if Chris likes something like that in reality or just in his fantasies.

He‘s the same guy who was obsessed with his virgin status for a long time but after hiring a prostitute it seemed to kill any desire he had for finding a another sex partner.
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I think that it was those hrt pills and female harmones and ptsd from being tricked by trolls so much that killed off his libido.
 
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Hundreds Of Sparrows said:
chris posts a rambling thread about something that happened 30 years ago from the perspective of his child self, i guess?
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I somehow missed this because I've been focusing on other shit other than the chris goings on cause it's felt mostly uneventful, but FUCK ME is this some content ranging near the Mollyhaleismyfriend territory of shizoposting. I guess that's his way of trying to act like "child chris"? Speaking of that whole weird rp thing him now trying to frame his child self as a seperate entity means that by his logic at some point "christine" bodyjacked him. Is it like the fucking parasitic slug aliens in animorphs where the "real" chris is like just trapped in an eternal hell of not being able to control his body unless the entity thats hijacked it allows him? I think that's how those aliens worked it's been fucking forever since I read that fucking weird shit.
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Moar Hyperdimension Neptunia schizo-posting
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Every once and a while it slips my mind that Chris' weird ideaguy shit about him being a reicarnated fancharacter from a fucking anime game made to parody game companies and apperently due to this is a "goddess". Despite the fucking CPU Blue Heart shit being in his twitter profile, I keep occasionally forgetting this shit only to be fucking reminded when he posts shit like this lmao.
 
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God those last few tweets were full of so much raw unfiltered autism.


"I did not sleep in the same bed as my mother! Also get it through your think skulls how hyperdimension Neptunia works you trolls!*

Followed by more self indulgent "Yay commodore Yay sonichu ay pride! "
 
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