Containment Random Chris Updates

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Yes Chris, I'm sure that Commodore computers, Sonic the Hedgehog and bleeding Nep-Nep all support Pride Month. You're not just a delusional, self-important prick. Nosirree.

Why do I suspect that any self-respecting LGBTQ+ type would despise Chris and just wish that he'd shut his fucking pie-hole?

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Yes Chris, I'm sure that Commodore computers, Sonic the Hedgehog and bleeding Nep-Nep all support Pride Month. You're not just a delusional, self-important prick. Nosirree.

Why do I suspect that any self-respecting LGBTQ+ type would despise Chris and just wish that he'd shut his fucking pie-hole?

He has no real respect for Pride. To him Pride month is an excuse to max out the self serving and get validation from certain parts of the community radical enough to even accept cunts like Tommy Tooter.

And I agree, sure there's orbiters who look at Chris and say "aww you're one of us and we accept you" just because he claims to be part of the community, but no self respecting LGBTQ+ persons who actually know what Chris is beyond the persona he displays on twitter would want to accept and validate him.

I guarantee you, if there was a woman brave enough to want to endure building rapport with him IRL romantically/sexually, Chris is absolutely pussy aligned to the point she could easily convince him to identify as a man again.

 

[cans.wav]

He's gone even deeper into his safe space scitzo hugbox as of late too, 99% of his posts can't even be replied to anymore, blocking out all those dang evil trolls telling him he's not actually a goddess.

 

[Glowie]

He's gone even deeper into his safe space scitzo hugbox as of late too, 99% of his posts can't even be replied to anymore, blocking out all those dang evil trolls telling him he's not actually a goddess.

Chris doesn't even bother blocking if he started blocking people he'd deprived of twitter attention that he needs, which is why he started mass unblocking at times.

Yes even those who called Chris a pedophile even worst of jerks. Every single time he locked his Twitter traffic died.)

 

[Tikbalang]

Another card tweet: Success

Spoiler: Card Translation

Success means money and gem
Godhood isn't one of them

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Another card tweet: Success
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Spoiler: Card Translation

Success means money and gem
Godhood isn't one of them

Does nothing and claims to be successful and celebrates for no reason. Never change, Chris.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Well, in fairness, Chris excels at doing nothing. (And shitting himself.)

 

[HippieCrackUser]

Nah I still think he only knows about chakras from that one episode of Avatar. Cartoons are the only way Chris learns about anything anymore.

The only cards that matter this point are
death: coming for barb, to bring big changes to his life
The house; harbinger of misery,and the loss of 14 branchland after death comes for barb
The fool; a wild card but self explanatory. It resembles Chris himself.... Homeless wandering the streets in socks but no shoes.

does Chris watch naruto? might explain the chakra bullshit going on

 

[Alex Krycek]

I can’t tell if he means he drew one card for himself as in he just drew himself as part of a vanity project or he drew one card for a reading and he got good vibes.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I can’t tell if he means he drew one card for himself as in he just drew himself as part of a vanity project or he drew one card for a reading and he got good vibes.

I can't tell if Chris even knows how tarrot works. It seems like he's probably just shuffling cards and pulling out a random one and going "Look what I drew, it must mean X"

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Drawing one card a day? Chris has reduced tarot cards to a daily affirmations calendar.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I can't tell if Chris even knows how tarrot works. It seems like he's probably just shuffling cards and pulling out a random one and going "Look what I drew, it must mean X"

So no different from when he spereged about the shipfic cards? All he did was dead those put em random piles and Yay he won.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Has Chris drawn the 13th Card (Death) yet? Because the primary individual who is closest to taking a stroll with the Reaper is Barb. I wonder if he will draw this card and somehow avoid talking about the inevitable.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Has Chris drawn the 13th Card (Death) yet? Because the primary individual who is closest to taking a stroll with the Reaper is Barb. I wonder if he will draw this card and somehow avoid talking about the inevitable.

Hell it will probably be Bob standing over Barb.

 

[Glowie]

Has Chris drawn the 13th Card (Death) yet? Because the primary individual who is closest to taking a stroll with the Reaper is Barb. I wonder if he will draw this card and somehow avoid talking about the inevitable.

Posting a card that has negative connotations, Death suit represents change either good or bad. Chris represents stagnation and regression
That deck is only filled with hippy sunshine, rainbows and unicorns.

Nothing negative or warnings will be posted, ever.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris will probably post the death card then complain that the grim reaper didn't spare Bob and that he should have gone on to live past 2015.

 

[Tikbalang]

does Chris watch naruto? might explain the chakra bullshit going on

Chakra in Naruto is similar to Mana in most RPGs. When he mentions his root chakra, it has something to do with his struggling sex drive and erection. Probably some eastern new age shit

 

[Alex Krycek]

Chakra in Naruto is similar to Mana in most RPGs. When he mentions his root chakra, it has something to do with his struggling sex drive and erection. Probably some eastern new age shit

Respectfully disagree.

He has talked about Chakras before in relation to how people are connected to the cosmos or some shit. He may have some connection to his sex drive and physical connection in this but he is very likely connecting it to whatever New Age shit he believes in now.

 

[Springer]

Well the tiger Card's background of mystery stain to the lower left and old blood(I hope, I mean that's the better of the two Options) stains on the upper right on a bare Matress really add a certain élan to this tarot sperging.

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Spoiler: Card Translation

Success means money and gem
Godhood isn't one of them

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Of all the tarot cards that Chris could had bought, he bought the one deck related to Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, a nutjob cult leader terrorist.... Somebody is fucking with Chris again smh.