Containment Random Chris Updates

[Interchanger]

Terry A Davis was an angle. He struggled against many deamons but endeared us all to his life, goal and ambitions. He literally ended up a prophet wanding the new work where disciples would come and both aid and help our plucky adventure.

Chris might go homeless, Chris has most certainly lost his mind. But unlike Terry who regonize he could not just mooch of his disciples, and so when offered a place to rest even for a night he turned it down and moved on, Chris would without a doubt begin the coach surfing saga if it was that verses any hardship.

 

[Glowie]

Amen.

I'd love a moment where chris has a scrape with death. nothing permanent, but enough to make him re-evaluate his life. Much like with my view on prison, it's be the only thing big enough to penetrate his many layers of delusion at this point.

On the other hand many new age woo peddlers reinforce their delusions after a new death experiences, since Chris is autistically optimistic, it's likely that he will not learn ANYTHING from the experience like those hobos who drink anti freeze on regular basis then some or trannies who permanently mutilate their bodies one irreversible operation after another.

Chris is a combination of various stereotypes, so don't get your hopes up.

It's not like he knew who Ted Bundy was before the weens of the week sockpuppeted a new batch of shitposts into his brain.
It doesn't really make sense to talk about Chris's opinions when he's not even the one forming his own opinions anymore.

Which speaks for his gullibility. Chris' brain are like mashed potatoes. It only takes one ween to throw something in and give it a stir.
I mean mentally handicapped are easy to manipulate, Chris is gaming journalist level easy.

 

[Easterling]

The retard thought that Ted Bundy didn't deserve eternal roasting. This is hardly surprising.
God forbid if some ween gives a nog tier hand gun either .22 or .39 caliber for "self defense"
(It would not pretty far off to guess that Chris would start ranting about glow in the dark jerkops and debt collectors when Barb's time comes)
All it takes to manipulate Chris is lots of ass kissing and a nudge, He'll be worse off in his mid 40s than Terry Davis before his suicide (Hallowed be thy name)
I can think of number of serial killers and spree shooters who took inspiration from previous record holders, old batshit insanity or both.

i think chris has regressed too far to even remotely consider anything like that, dont get me wrong he never ceases to suprise anyone but i dont think chris will be going postal any time soon, hes always been more content to stay static. Where most people progress and grow through the course of thier lives chris as remained stagnant since high school, the only things learned/ gained in that time is internet imfamy and more toys. going on some deluisional murder spree would destroy that for him, even in his addled mind im sure he knows this.

 

[Interchanger]

i think chris has regressed too far to even remotely consider anything like that, dont get me wrong he never ceases to suprise anyone but i dont think chris will be going postal any time soon, hes always been more content to stay static. Where most people progress and grow through the course of thier lives chris as remained stagnant since high school, the only things learned/ gained in that time is internet imfamy and more toys. going on some deluisional murder spree would destroy that for him, even in his addled mind im sure he knows this.

Yeah, it's not in his nature to seek out conflict. He just huddles up and warns of his enemies with his back quills when it dose come knocking.

 

[Tikbalang]

i think chris has regressed too far to even remotely consider anything like that, dont get me wrong he never ceases to suprise anyone but i dont think chris will be going postal any time soon, hes always been more content to stay static. Where most people progress and grow through the course of thier lives chris as remained stagnant since high school, the only things learned/ gained in that time is internet imfamy and more toys. going on some deluisional murder spree would destroy that for him, even in his addled mind im sure he knows this.

In short: He doesn't want to get out of his comfort zone.

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Card drawn: mind

Spoiler: Mind reading

The brain gives the body pressure...
What the fuck with this picture!

Does "Get a job!" counts as emotional boost?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

This shit is so fucking retarded that it's completely surreal. This Randy Stair dude keeps popping up in many places, but I'd never thought I'd see the day where he'd come into Chris's life. A bit worrying considering how similar their thought processes really are.

Can‘t shoot up your workplace if you don’t have a job! *Taps head*

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He treats Blaze as an imaginary friend (calling him a woman for some reason).

Yeah, that's because Randy believed that , once he was dead, Ember, an edgy ghost riot grrrl cartoon character from Danny Phantom, would come and turn him into another edgy ghost riot grrrrl cartoon character. Oh, Randy also quite probably jerked it to MLP: FIM, just like Chris.

 

[Glowie]

i think chris has regressed too far to even remotely consider anything like that, dont get me wrong he never ceases to suprise anyone but i dont think chris will be going postal any time soon, hes always been more content to stay static. Where most people progress and grow through the course of thier lives chris as remained stagnant since high school, the only things learned/ gained in that time is internet imfamy and more toys. going on some deluisional murder spree would destroy that for him, even in his addled mind im sure he knows this.

Think back to Gamestop macing incident. That was absolutely unheard of ASSAULT someone over arms of azure nature. No-one saw that coming. Since that incident with teen troons and idea guys messing with his brain, as he ages reality starts hitting at him harder and harder. Coping mechanisms will not, only person who genuinely loves him dies.

Could you imagine the massive impact on Chris' ego, sanity and tugboat? He can't afford to live on his own, nor could he bring his vidya, legos, games, Crayola model magic crap and other crap he hoarded over the years.
No solid internet provider, electricity, water, food then some will hit Chris hard. If he managed to get into Autist housing units, his incapability to cooperate and have room for shit he refuses to throw away/donate toys for actual children.

In event of couch surfing he has like one set of clothes, literal medallion of mold and his phone, even if that.

Chris isn't known to adjust to change or adapt.

At this stage it's a toss up when things go to shit. Only God knows.

 

[Easterling]

Think back to Gamestop macing incident. That was absolutely unheard of ASSAULT someone over arms of azure nature. No-one saw that coming. Since that incident with teen troons and idea guys messing with his brain, as he ages reality starts hitting at him harder and harder. Coping mechanisms will not, only person who genuinely loves him dies.
Could you imagine the massive impact on Chris' ego, sanity and tugboat? He can't afford to live on his own, nor could he bring his vidya, legos, games, Crayola model magic crap and other crap

You raise a good point there, there was also the time he nearly ran over snyder the jew. That said i think your better off treating chris like a kid throwing a tantrum, hes a bigger danger to himself rather than anyone else. That said when things go to dire straits i really dont know. Nobody really saw the idea guys coming since people thought he'd wised up to manipulation after nearly a decade of being fucked with on the internet. I personally see him going into some kind of care since i just picture him retreating further into his fantasies. I assume much of his day to day life is retreating to his fantasies for long periods of time so when things get harder the escapism gets worse.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Think back to Gamestop macing incident. That was absolutely unheard of ASSAULT someone over arms of azure nature. No-one saw that coming. Since that incident with teen troons and idea guys messing with his brain, as he ages reality starts hitting at him harder and harder. Coping mechanisms will not, only person who genuinely loves him dies.

Could you imagine the massive impact on Chris' ego, sanity and tugboat? He can't afford to live on his own, nor could he bring his vidya, legos, games, Crayola model magic crap and other crap he hoarded over the years.
No solid internet provider, electricity, water, food then some will hit Chris hard. If he managed to get into Autist housing units, his incapability to cooperate and have room for shit he refuses to throw away/donate toys for actual children.

In event of couch surfing he has like one set of clothes, literal medallion of mold and his phone, even if that.

Chris isn't known to adjust to change or adapt.

At this stage it's a toss up when things go to shit. Only God knows.

It'll turn into a revolving door shitshow as bleeding heart types come into the picture thinking all Chris needs to have is a leg up and some charity, only to discover that a large part of why he's in this shitty situation to begin with is entirely by choice of inaction and his horrendously egotistical and toxic nature.

Autism only goes so far, but Chris since day 1 has been extremely self-centered and vengeful to wrongs committed to him both real and imagined, but his fear of confrontation keeps it largely concealed. The whole reason he obsessed over Sonichu is because the teacher indirectly let Chris think Sonichu was an ORIGINAL creation. And then the most recent incident I can think of his him getting mad over his Sonichu sign getting trashed at End Games, subsequently getting banned from there, and then during his 'appeal' of said ban he idiotically sends a glitter bomb in the mail with angry glare eyes that were obviously his handiwork.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Think back to Gamestop macing incident. That was absolutely unheard of ASSAULT someone over arms of azure nature. No-one saw that coming. Since that incident with teen troons and idea guys messing with his brain, as he ages reality starts hitting at him harder and harder. Coping mechanisms will not, only person who genuinely loves him dies.

Could you imagine the massive impact on Chris' ego, sanity and tugboat? He can't afford to live on his own, nor could he bring his vidya, legos, games, Crayola model magic crap and other crap he hoarded over the years.
No solid internet provider, electricity, water, food then some will hit Chris hard. If he managed to get into Autist housing units, his incapability to cooperate and have room for shit he refuses to throw away/donate toys for actual children.

In event of couch surfing he has like one set of clothes, literal medallion of mold and his phone, even if that.

Chris isn't known to adjust to change or adapt.

At this stage it's a toss up when things go to shit. Only God knows.

I agree, that's why I think we're going to see (After the tard rage about losing his house) first begging to rent storage units which will use up most of the donations he gets post Barb's death and then another lovequest once he gets really lonely once his housing situation is sorted out which I'm sure it will since things always seem to work out for Chris.

The mace incident wasn't too much of a suprise in retrospect (Although it was at the time) since he is paranoid and mace is a 'girly' thing you see in cartoons where the plucky young woman uses it on the creepy man lusting after her and gets away with no consequences.

I don't think Chris considered how serious it is to mace someone just like I don't think Chris has considered how he's going to use his bat to defend himself if attacked, Harley Quinn uses it (As well as it being trendy amongst the trans community) so it's just cool to carry around and gives him a sense of power.

 

[futa pokimane]

I agree, that's why I think we're going to see (After the tard rage about losing his house) first begging to rent storage units which will use up most of the donations he gets post Barb's death and then another lovequest once he gets really lonely once his housing situation is sorted out which I'm sure it will since things always seem to work out for Chris.

The mace incident wasn't too much of a suprise in retrospect (Although it was at the time) since he is paranoid and mace is a 'girly' thing you see in cartoons where the plucky young woman uses it on the creepy man lusting after her and gets away with no consequences.

I don't think Chris considered how serious it is to mace someone just like I don't think Chris has considered how he's going to use his bat to defend himself if attacked, Harley Quinn uses it (As well as it being trendy amongst the trans community) so it's just cool to carry around and gives him a sense of power.

Chris isn't capable of comprehending these things. He probably saw it used in a movie and then replicated it. He has no idea the harm he was doing to someone.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Wairing for Chris to start livestreaming for hours on end, chugging G-fuel from a 2 liter bottle, talking about her goddeshood and how the troll niggers giggle.

 

[Muu]

I don't think has the intelligence to understand that or if he did his autism would make him not care.

"Yes a plane did crash into my house magi Chan Warned me before hand among which..."

"I'd love a moment where chris has a scrape with death."

@TheOnlyYamchaFan

I don't think has the intelligence to understand that or if he did his autism would make him not care.

"Yes a plane did crash into my house magi Chan Warned me before hand among which..."

 

[Tikbalang]

Card of the day: Aloneness. His pick is getting accurate.

Spoiler: Sperg

It's self explanatory
In the end, you'll feel sorry

 

[deadson]

I agree, that's why I think we're going to see (After the tard rage about losing his house) first begging to rent storage units which will use up most of the donations he gets post Barb's death and then another lovequest once he gets really lonely once his housing situation is sorted out which I'm sure it will since things always seem to work out for Chris.

The mace incident wasn't too much of a suprise in retrospect (Although it was at the time) since he is paranoid and mace is a 'girly' thing you see in cartoons where the plucky young woman uses it on the creepy man lusting after her and gets away with no consequences.

I don't think Chris considered how serious it is to mace someone just like I don't think Chris has considered how he's going to use his bat to defend himself if attacked, Harley Quinn uses it (As well as it being trendy amongst the trans community) so it's just cool to carry around and gives him a sense of power.

He usually doesn't till after he's done the deed and has reaped the consequences (ei, going to jail for macing the employee).
If he has a bat to use as "self-defense", how often do you think he'd use it to threaten people that piss him off? We've seen it before. The autobot gun with Stackhouse, the gun in the comic for Kasey, the knife with other trolls?

He has literally no social awareness to know that those things by themselves aren't bad, but how you use them can be. That's why it's a surprise to see him using them, usually for seriously stupid shit.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

Chris is so repulsive that not even the most depraved convicts would want him as their prison bitch.

I dunno man, alot of Tyrones go for morbidly obese disgusting white retarded women. Chris might have a shot in prison.

 

[Glowie]

I dunno man, alot of Tyrones go for morbidly obese disgusting white retarded women. Chris might have a shot in prison.

Getting stomped for offering blowjob for the cafeteria TV remote watch his Saturday morning cartoons.

Prison, every prison has that no homos/nigs/kikes/spics unless the prison is majority black, where this case autistic chimp outs are daily activities

 

[tyrannosaurus_chex]

I dunno man, alot of Tyrones go for morbidly obese disgusting white retarded women. Chris might have a shot in prison.

Aren't they more attracted to those sweet, sweet tardbux than the actual woman, though? I'm sure the toothless blowjobs are just a bonus!
I don't think Chris'll have access to his tugboat in prison, so he'll be out of luck.

 

[Devil Buster Busters]

Chris's art got chosen for an alt card in the Binding of Isaac card game.
Twitter post from Edmund McMillen