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tyrannosaurus_chex said:
I have nightmaers and am stupid.
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Naw son, power levelling is.

But what's truly stupid is that this is what passes for content these days.

Actually kind of thought that the Chris Sage Saga would be somewhat interesting with crystal balls and more magic stone snorting...

Nope, lazy card tangents and longings for the days of Sonichu rpg.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Naw son, power levelling is.

But what's truly stupid is that this is what passes for content these days.

Actually kind of thought that the Chris Sage Saga would be somewhat interesting with crystal balls and more magic stone snorting...

Nope, lazy card tangents and longings for the days of Sonichu rpg.
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I'm hoping that if he can make it to the west coast horse fucker event without driving off the side of a mountain or being held down by flying jerkops air marshals, that he goes full sped mode from being covid cooped up and dying to interact with actual humans in meat space and not just cartoons in his empty ham of a head.

And that there's lots of video posted.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I'm hoping that if he can make it to the west coast horse fucker event without driving off the side of a mountain or being held down by flying jerkops air marshals, that he goes full sped mode from being covid cooped up and dying to interact with actual humans in meat space and not just cartoons in his empty ham of a head.
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He'll shit himself and do nothing.

I'm telling you the likelihood of this dude going to Cali during this alpha corona blast is next to null.

Unless of course Null can pull some strings to keep him from dying...maybe.
 
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Lol, the only realistic thing could ever offer in a relationship includes scabies and mud butt.

He's speaking like Yoda after his 5th stroke.
I'm also disgusted how he uses the word "tantric" again and again like he's an an enthused caveman discovering the joys of fire. I haven't heard that word since the 90s, and it's always used in an overtly sexual context.

Chris' next work of art? "Christine Molestin' Chandler Sonichu Clooney discovers the Kama Sutra" I can just picture Chris licking his lips and cocking his lazy eye when he mentions the word "tantric".
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I'm also disgusted how he uses the word "tantric"
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I think his only intention was to make it blatantly obvious he wants to bump ugly with this troon he tagged in the tweet. Apparently they're exactly what you would imagine they are.... A sex addicted cartoon pony obsessed degenerate who constantly talks about sex. Think it was Chris' way of saying he wants to munch on his butthole without flat out saying the words.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He's speaking like Yoda after his 5th stroke.
I'm also disgusted how he uses the word "tantric" again and again like he's an an enthused caveman discovering the joys of fire. I haven't heard that word since the 90s, and it's always used in an overtly sexual context.
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He loves finding terms that makes his religion feel spiritual. Chakras, Tantra, Illusion, Disembowelment.
Link to hear the horror for yourself. Chris can't understand sarcasm but sure can make one.
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
I can neither figure out what he's whining there, nor why it's a meme. I suppose that I should be grateful for small mercies in this vale of tears.
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I wish I did not search the answer


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ara ara
Japanese for 'oh dear'. it's what shotacons say when they find their prey
ara ara, are you alone, little boy?
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Glassshardballpit said:
He'll shit himself and do nothing.

I'm telling you the likelihood of this dude going to Cali during this alpha corona blast is next to null.

Unless of course Null can pull some strings to keep him from dying...maybe.
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Everfree northwest Iain Washington State not Cali but really the whole west coast is a leftist landfill full of freaks and perverts, Chris should have done a grapes of wrath and headed west a long time ago he'd fit right in.


Oh course the troon in that twitter thread doesn't believe in god or anything spiritual. God gave up on their kind a long time ago, but really you have to suck big time when even a troon (a ftm though?) doesn't want to fuck you or get involved with your sex obsession. Honestly makes me wish chris would thirst post at Kevin gibes and see if the am hole would still thirst post back.


Lastly there's the fact that dumb ass recorded himself saying something from a pedo incest hentai. I want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say its just a case of Chris being blissfully unaware of how much of a tard he is and didn't know better... Especially since its from a shota hentai and not a loli one. I can see Chris avoiding the former like the plague but I'm amazed he never got into the later (that we know of)
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Everfree northwest Iain Washington State not Cali but really the whole west coast is a leftist landfill full of freaks and perverts, Chris should have done a grapes of wrath and headed west a long time ago he'd fit right in.


Oh course the troon in that twitter thread doesn't believe in god or anything spiritual. God gave up on their kind a long time ago, but really you have to suck big time when even a troon (a ftm though?) doesn't want to fuck you or get involved with your sex obsession. Honestly makes me wish chris would thirst post at Kevin gibes and see if the am hole would still thirst post back.


Lastly there's the fact that dumb ass recorded himself saying something from a pedo incest hentai. I want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say its just a case of Chris being blissfully unaware of how much of a tard he is and didn't know better... Especially since its from a shota hentai and not a loli one. I can see Chris avoiding the former like the plague but I'm amazed he never got into the later (that we know of)
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You say that but didn’t Chris favourite Boko no Pico on YouTube waaaay back?
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
He probably wrote that and then got back to watching I Love Lucy or some other tv-fossil like the old, demented 90-year-old he is on the inside.
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This is one of the reasons why Chris is interesting to me: He's close to 40 years old, wants to have the appearance of a teenage girl, has the personality of a child, and has the taste of an elderly person.
 
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