Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hogar Grupal]

Yep, blew his stimulus check on it. Used it for 2 minutes and never tried again.

Now he's begging for money for a cross country trip, and people gave him 5k.

Rate me mad on the net/a-log, but things like things and him getting a Nintendo Switch (which he never uses, I thought he was a fan of Nintendo), while other people couldn't get one at the time, is one of the reasons I can't stand Chris. His entitlement has reached a new level where strangers spoil him more than Barb, and Chris responds with poor art, despite getting new technology for said art. A down on his luck student would be more deserving than Chris. Hell, a homeless vet who makes better art, was found, went viral, and he received money and accolades.

 

[gronk]

I’m reading his obituary which is sweet until he brought his merge nonsense into it

"He became a tall dog guy"

I fucking lost it when I read that part.

 

[Tikbalang]

Got nothing to say other than Good luck wearing that in public. I hope Chris gives them his accurate measurement

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Got nothing to say other than Good luck wearing that in public. I hope Chris gives them his accurate measurement
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Oh sweet jesus no.
Chris in spandex.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris seems fixated on the world "collective" lately.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He's gonna make the Tron Guy look like an example of dignified restraint, isn't he?

 

[A_Rotten_Sharwama]

Got nothing to say other than Good luck wearing that in public. I hope Chris gives them his accurate measure

I think I'm supposed to feel second hand embarrassment, but Chris is desensitized me so much I don't think I'll feel anything until I see him actually wearing it

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He's gonna make the Tron Guy look like an example of dignified restraint, isn't he?

Its bad enough seeing his triple-chin, double forehead head above a shirt meant for 6 year old girls.
Now imagine chris's pregnant walrus body type compressed into a suit that's gaining new stains just from contact with his unwashed skin.
THIS is what I imagine chris would insist on wearing to portland brony con, and if he had it, I'd actually approve of him going there and grossing everyone out, and him getting mad that everyone ""hates looking at his svelte female form.""

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Got nothing to say other than Good luck wearing that in public. I hope Chris gives them his accurate measurement
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He is going to look like a complete monstrosity if he pulls this off, could you imagine if it's not big enough for him? He'd make up some excuse that it's not powerful enough to contain his goddess body.

 

[deadson]

Got nothing to say other than Good luck wearing that in public. I hope Chris gives them his accurate measurement
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Bruh...

Imagining Chris digging wedgies out with shit stained gloves is not doing me any fucking favors. This gon be a nightmare to witness in person.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Got nothing to say other than Good luck wearing that in public. I hope Chris gives them his accurate measurement
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD LET THIS HAPPEN.

Fuck accurate measurements, let's hope it's too small but not small enough he can't fit into it.

The mental image of him waddling around in that fucking thing digging in his ass to pull out the wedgies while adorned in 20 pounds of cheap costume jewelry while navigating the airport, airplane, and convention is priceless. Looking like a hideous blob monster retard trying to do book signings and hugging and kissing random retards is absolutely horrific, but hilarious. I imagine people vomiting on sight, gouging out their eyeballs, and falling to their knees in tears when he wanders into eyeline.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD LET THIS HAPPEN.

Fuck accurate measurements, let's hope it's too small but not small enough he can't fit into it.

The mental image of him waddling around in that fucking thing digging in his ass to pull out the wedgies while adorned in 20 pounds of cheap costume jewelry while navigating the airport, airplane, and convention is priceless. Looking like a hideous blob monster retard trying to do book signings and hugging and kissing random retards is absolutely horrific, but hilarious. I imagine people vomiting on sight, gouging out their eyeballs, and falling to their knees in tears when he wanders into eyeline.

I can easily imagine chris telling the person making this costume that his measurements are 40-36-42

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I always knew that SOB had delusions on his body type, so, yeah, he's not pulling this off.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD LET THIS HAPPEN.

Fuck accurate measurements, let's hope it's too small but not small enough he can't fit into it.

The mental image of him waddling around in that fucking thing digging in his ass to pull out the wedgies while adorned in 20 pounds of cheap costume jewelry while navigating the airport, airplane, and convention is priceless. Looking like a hideous blob monster retard trying to do book signings and hugging and kissing random retards is absolutely horrific, but hilarious. I imagine people vomiting on sight, gouging out their eyeballs, and falling to their knees in tears when he wanders into eyeline.

You sick bastard!

 

[Count Olaf]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD LET THIS HAPPEN.

Fuck accurate measurements, let's hope it's too small but not small enough he can't fit into it.

The mental image of him waddling around in that fucking thing digging in his ass to pull out the wedgies while adorned in 20 pounds of cheap costume jewelry while navigating the airport, airplane, and convention is priceless. Looking like a hideous blob monster retard trying to do book signings and hugging and kissing random retards is absolutely horrific, but hilarious. I imagine people vomiting on sight, gouging out their eyeballs, and falling to their knees in tears when he wanders into eyeline.

It looks a bit dorky seeing its dimensions for an average frame, but for his frame? I'm imagining an autistic version of Danny Devito's Penguin, but worse. And you're right, there's a chance he will wear the outfit on the plane, at least for the return trip. I already feel bad for whoever's gonna be next to him on the flight to, but the person who gets landed next to him on the return trip is who I REALLY feel bad for.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I can just see his balls hanging out either side of this thing while the back rides up his ass. Somewhere betwixt the wedgie and the floppin' balls there are visible the wings of a maxi pad present as a forethought to prevent any leakage escaping while he chats up some lesbian Pegasister.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

https://archive.vn/QViZO

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edit: just realized null already revealed this this morning. can be discussed here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/snoopy-has-died.95170/

So Barb actually made more sense of the dog than of Chris. No wonder.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I can just see his balls hanging out either side of this thing while the back rides up his ass. Somewhere betwixt the wedgie and the floppin' balls there are visible the wings of a maxi pad present as a forethought to prevent any leakage escaping while he chats up some lesbian Pegasister.

Imagine the flood of curiosity, fear, and disgust that will rapidly fill the person's head who happens to be behind him in line at the TSA. Or even worse, boarding the plane.

It would be amusment at first... "lol look at this tard"... Then reality would set in, when it quickly turns to terror as you realize this monstrosity that is toting around gaudy childrens stuffed animals, coloring books, an assortment of other crazy person trinkets while talking to themselves about cartoon lovers... Will be on your plane. Possibly sitting next to you, for hours.

 

[jc17]

I guess that's something Chris hasn't really considered, if he's in a cartoon universe where most animals are sentient then where does the burger places get their meat from?

He'll pull some Deus ex machina out, "hmm... our leading pokemon scientists have created an artificially alternative that's BETTER than any chicken, cow or pokemon... and better FOR you! Thus, no more animal meat"

 

[Abarefiller]

I’m reading his obituary which is sweet until he brought his merge nonsense into it

I thought Chris had finally realized how badly he treated his pets and how unhealthy they are, but nope. It quickly swerved into more Merge talk about how his dog became a tall furry man in another dimension. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if the moment Barb dropped dead Chris would create "Barbiechu"