Containment Random Chris Updates

Tikbalang said:
Long sperg about Angelica Rosechu and Asian Knuckles.
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  • Bananasaurus died. That means it's possible to escape from his hell.
  • The two had sex and used a condom. Either Asian Knuckles or Angelica told Chris about it or in CWCville, there's no such thing as privacy.
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I guess Chris completely forgot about Reginald Sneasel?
 
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Chris' social ineptness on Twitter never fails to astound me.
 
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RBennets29 said:
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Chris' social ineptness on Twitter never fails to astound me.
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Chris has been dronning on and on about sex and relationshits lately. I wonder if he's yet realized he is dying alone. Massage is not foreplay, it's just a polite thing for a man to for a woman he loves. Remember when a galpal said that Chris tried to forcefully offer a massage. I bet Chris gets off to fake videos of women sleeping and a predator comes in and touches her labia. Chris is probably the type of person that if he ever got a chance to touch a naked and unconscious woman, he would brag to Barb immediately. Nobody actually has a signature sex move, this is something dumb guys made up in porn that has other stupid MEN like Chris buying into it. With Chris' weight, I'm sure he can't even move during sex anymore and would have to rely on Barb or one of the reamining Beagles to pump his pelvis up and down to simulate coitous.

BTW, here are some of Chris' signature sex moves.
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Tikbalang said:
Comics tell more than a thread of tweets. I see McDonald's and Chick-fil-A, how did they get meat. I hope Chris has answers to that.
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"this all happened last month aaannnnd! It's so totally happening and is cannon in our world now you guys!" Uh huh sure it is chris.

Also Punchy met a girl at a supermarket (which happened to sell dvd box sets of mobile suit gundam?) they got talking and instantly stated to plan a date? oh how the ghost of old Chris linger to this day...you know the one who thought the first girl he met while loitering in public with a sign begging for pity sex would fall in love with him?
 
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Tikbalang said:
Comics tell more than a thread of tweets. I see McDonald's and Chick-fil-A, how did they get meat. I hope Chris has answers to that.
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Chris, one panel of a date doesn’t tell us anything about how characters are expressing themselves to each other. Then again, none of your relationships in your comics were ever realistic beyond shit you’d see on a kids show.


Hangly said:
I didn't know Jenkem was exclusively a SASS thing, I thought everyone knew what that was.

So many normies being exposed to SASS culture rn.

Is DN Dress Normal? Ah my other dead group how I miss it so.
Edit: not really, fuck Facebook.
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@Hangly I remember that group, I still talk to a few people from it. But no Deagle Nation was a thing here ages ago and I’m still friends with the main guy.
 
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Chris, one panel of a date doesn’t tell us anything about how characters are expressing themselves to each other. Then again, none of your relationships in your comics were ever realistic beyond shit you’d see on a kids show.
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a bizzare and disturbing mix of a kid's show and a hentai/porn after he started adding copius amounts of sex in the comics just to prove to the "trolls" he wasn't gay.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Then again, none of your relationships in your comics were ever realistic beyond shit you’d see on a kids show.
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Those four are only present when
  • Needed a spark so he can jerk off. All that glitter is GOOOOLD
  • To prove in front of the camera that he's schizoprenic. Look at Magichan right beside me
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  • Being a whiteknight when sperg on twitter
 
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It’s the little things in this picture that make me laugh. Like Punchy assuming the chad-posture in his chair as he describes a Kamehameha, the vacant, blow-up doll expression of Toffee, the guy reading in a button-down shirt with the book miles away from his face, and my favorite: the subtle racism of the McDonalds worker being a black woman and the Chick-Fil-A workers being all white.
 
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what I love is that since Chris confirmed canonically that Punchy was dating Toffee, that means Chris is literally pimping out Punchy Sonichu in the alternate demension. thats fucked up.

Toffee_Rosechu is an interesting account, seems like someone legitimately obsessed with the Sonichu characters, in irony or not.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Learn from Kely, Chris. The basic human female anatomy.
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Is Chris as Sonichu naked most of the time?
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Nothing to say other than Chris drew something. That Homer though...
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That Homer. Look at his fucked up arm on the right. I think Chris is willingly fucking up parts of his "pieces" because he acknowledges that it's his signature "style". After all this time I can't believe he would still draw in such a terrible way by accident. It's basically Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff but without all the ironic bullshit.
 
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