It probably wouldnt be hard to make chris think thetans are sonichus and that he's got a ton of sonichus in him that he can talk to by auditing. However, I think that would probably have been easier to do before he got the literal godcomplex. You dont get the god complex in scientology until you're like level 8 and think you can change the weather.
They either want money, lots of money, not tard bucks, or slave labor. If you can't provide either of those they don't have the slightest interest in you.
He's too poor to join up, he wouldn't have enough to pay for the thethan test
Ah, remember that great American classic, To Kill A Mockingbird? The heartwarming story of how Boo Radley left free stuff for Scout in a hollow tree trunk and this shows how we should all
From what I've gathered, its the last resort of dead end humans wanting to convince themselves that they're doing something to improve their life without having to undertake the commitment required to enact personal change in the real world. For Chris its being a lazy sack of shit all day so he has the time available to dedicate to his "Interdimensional psychic Goddess training", for most normies its getting into some less insane mumbo jumbo like Crystal Healing, Earthing, Special water etc....
This just goes to show like Chris, you look like a cross between Big Chongus and Jim Belushi, yet there are still men out there waiting for the opportunity to be your Splenda daddy.
"I will not deny it"? Deny what, you utter mong?
Yea I was going to invest in gold and crypto but I heard about this Chris Chan guy and his Crayola model magic medallions and finger paintings.
All that's missing is the fart ontop of the cake. It's better than ice cream, according to Chris.
A wild F2M orbiter appears.
Chris' art style confirms to me that Borb probably took him home after the nurses assigned him an APGAR score less than 3.
Acting Age appropriate even for just an hour, has never been on chris' agenda.
Granted there is other retards who will spend their money on Chris Chan trash, I don't think you can compare one of the most influential artists of the 20th century to a retard who in between shitting his pants recolored Sonic the hedgehog.
