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If someone actually offered to pay for Phil's orchidectomy and found a Mexican doctor unethical enough to perform the procedure, would he actually go through with it?
 
Any idea where Lardass is going to live? The fact he can't pay his phone bill any more suggests he has already blown all his lump sum like a moron, or is nearing that grim date, and he has done nothing to obtain lodging. New Jersey rents may not be California, but it isn't cheap. And I seriously doubt he can afford rent in Woodbury. For one thing, it's fairly affluent, and for another, it's a small town where he'd probably be the biggest and most visible dipshit.

When he's back to limited tard bucks income, and with winter coming, he'll need a roof of some sort over his head, and he's not exactly a model tenant. One look at him and you'd get someone else. Not because of his gender identity but because he looks like a fucking psychotic fat guy covered in obscene tattoos.

Note: whacked out weirdo covered in obscene tattoos isn't a legally protected group even in liberal New Jersey.

Considering he's probably burned all his bridges in his old stomping grounds, what welfare hotel will he end up in, and when will he be stomped by the locals?
 
*Asterisk* said:
If someone actually offered to pay for Phil's orchidectomy and found a Mexican doctor unethical enough to perform the procedure, would he actually go through with it?
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I suppose it depends on which he prefers- getting his balls chopped off and becoming the worlds worst eunuch, or getting rejected from clinics, bitching about it, and then getting a ton of asspats and oppression points. The former would require effort and pain, while the latter means he can sit on his ever expanding ass mooching off the asspat brigade and moaning without having to actually do anything.
 
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AnOminous said:
Any idea where Lardass is going to live? The fact he can't pay his phone bill any more suggests he has already blown all his lump sum like a moron, or is nearing that grim date, and he has done nothing to obtain lodging.
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Like Tweaker said, only a few weeks before the east coast is once more blissfully Ahuviya-free, and she's someone else's problem again. Even Mom doesn't want that around forever. As for the phone bill... it was never claimed to be a matter of "can't," so much as "won't, because capitalism is the Evil." We don't know if it's a lack of funds, or just entitlement resulting in the non-payment.
 
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Does anyone have that screencap of Sum Dum Phuk posting Phil saying that he was going to post a fake facebook status about getting shot at, and one of Phil's friends going ballistic?
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
Does anyone have that screencap of Sum Dum Phuk posting Phil saying that he was going to post a fake facebook status about getting shot at, and one of Phil's friends going ballistic?
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it was @tweaker the cat who tried to talk sense to him when he kept lying and everyone knew he was lying
 
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What happened to that anarchist cafe that used to ass-pat Phil all the time. I heard it went under, but does anyone have exact details on what exactly went down with it?
 
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Strelok said:
What happened to that anarchist cafe that used to ass-pat Phil all the time. I heard it went under, but does anyone have exact details on what exactly went down with it?
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If the reviews are any indication, they couldn't even make a decent cup of coffee. Throw in being run by a complete idiot piece of shit and OD'd junkies in the bathroom and you have a business with no future.
 
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Has Phil ever actually attempted suicide?

Even a really embarrassing attempt like when Reymon14 drank nail polish remover and ate pencil lead?
 
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