Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

That silly looking BDSM-like cap appears to be new. I'm guessing ADF always wears it now. I also noticed he added buttons to it. Like the vest buttons, they're probably stuff about gender or political issues.
It is. They wear it in the summer, and a beanie in the winter

@tweaker the cat do you know if Phil has ever done any volunteer work or been active in some capacity as a community organizer? Other than being involved with Occupy (which I believe was nothing more than attention whoring) it doesn't appear that he's been involved with anything else.

Nope I don't think they've done anything.
 
Sorry if this has been posted before, but I found the idea (which needs no further explanation) amusing.

Phil may attract flies (or any other insects / critters attracted to filth) but the idea that Phil considers himself so irresistible to cis men that he needs to carry a taser is just laughable. Most people (male or female) would probably cross the street if they saw someone who looked (and smelled) like Phil coming towards them (making the taser unnecessary).

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Sorry if this has been posted before, but I found the idea (which needs no further explanation) amusing.

Phil may attract flies (or any other insects / critters attracted to filth) but the idea that Phil considers himself so irresistible to cis men that he needs to carry a taser is just laughable. Most people (male or female) would probably cross the street if they saw someone who looked (and smelled) like Phil coming towards them (making the taser unnecessary).

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Its seem a constant theme that ADF and his freak show buddies (Jordham, Rika, the odd goblin looking one moonbeam or someshit) all seem to think there mere presence is sufficient to turn any CIS male into a would be rapist.
Its almost to CWC levels of delusion were the don't just consider themselves passing as female but credit themselves as being objects of irresistible female beauty.
 
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Tell you what, Phil. If I ever see you again, I'll respect as much consent as you respected with Dusty. The sexual predator here is you.

ADF and his freak show buddies all seem to think there mere presence is sufficient to turn any CIS male into a would be racist.

I think you meant rapist. You're still right either way though.

While I normally don't oppose the 2nd Amendment per se, I guess it's a good thing that antisocial lolcows don't, as far as I know, have access to firearms. That would be a horrifying prospect.

They have the same access as anyone else, in theory. At one point, Phil had a gun, and pointed it at people on some anarchist webcast thing, but I think someone said it wasn't real.
 
I think you meant rapist. You're still right either way though.

Nice catch.
Maybe it because when I think Phil my go to thoughts are potato person and racist......the idea of raping phil (or obvious disclaimer ANYONE) just doesn't entire the equation.

To make it perfectly clear I would rather peel off all my skin, roll in salt and set fire to myself than even TOUCH Phil disgusting dirty flesh....even if I was given consent.
 
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While I normally don't oppose the 2nd Amendment per se, I guess it's a good thing that antisocial lolcows don't, as far as I know, have access to firearms. That would be a horrifying prospect.
One of the more fortunate things to take stock in is that almost all lolcows, even violent predators like Kevin Havens and Nick Bate and ADF, are massive cowards. They see every Kevin Hart as a Wilt Chamberlain who could violate their asshole to the point of a colostomy without so much as breaking a sweat.

They mostly save their direct cruelty for the likes of children and the handicapped.
 
I think I may have asked before, but does ADF talk about actual and perceived social justice issues all the time to anyone who will listen to him? I don't know why ADF got beat up at that Occupy rally, but I'm guessing him being smug, confrontational, and preachy had something to do with it.

Yeah that "gun" was fake.
One of the more fortunate things to take stock in is that almost all lolcows [...] are massive cowards.
That's good to know. Also, it means that if one ever encounters ADF molesting their bike, all they need do is yell "HEY!" and ADF would most likely scramble out of there as fast as he could.

Speaking of which, does ADF have an odd gait or way of carrying himself when walking?
 
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I think I may have asked before, but does ADF talk about actual and perceived social justice issues all the time to anyone who will listen to him? I don't know why ADF got beat up at that Occupy rally, but I'm guessing him being smug, confrontational, and preachy had something to do with it.

Pretty much this ^ plus the fact that Phil's a complete asshole.

Speaking of which, does ADF have an odd gait or way of carrying himself when walking?

Maybe he's wearing some sort of contraption to hide his nasty male bits (similar to that improvised gizmo Chris wears).
 
Sorry if this has been posted before, but I found the idea (which needs no further explanation) amusing.

Phil may attract flies (or any other insects / critters attracted to filth) but the idea that Phil considers himself so irresistible to cis men that he needs to carry a taser is just laughable. Most people (male or female) would probably cross the street if they saw someone who looked (and smelled) like Phil coming towards them (making the taser unnecessary).

I wonder when Phil's blarms moment comes, when he gets arrested for an unprovoked assault on someone with a taser.

He's imitated pretty much everything else Chris-Chan does.
 
I wonder when Phil's blarms moment comes, when he gets arrested for an unprovoked assault on someone with a taser.

He's imitated pretty much everything else Chris-Chan does.
The difference is that Phil stands a better chance of getting his ass kicked. Chris comes across as weird but retarded, so people are more willing to pity him and not hold his feet to the fire.

Phil on the other hand looks like a creepy rapist with prison tattoos. Coupled with his shitty attitude, the fact that he likes to creep on underage teens, and his aggressive behavior towards people he thinks he can get away with bullying is a combination that can (and likely will) lead to a situation where somebody will kick Phil's pasty ass for being, well, Phil.
 
I wonder when Phil's blarms moment comes, when he gets arrested for an unprovoked assault on someone with a taser.
his aggressive behavior towards people he thinks he can get away with bullying is a combination that can (and likely will) lead to a situation where somebody will kick Phil's pasty ass for being, well, Phil.

He apparently missed Dusty by less than an hour while he was in Philadelphia. I could see that having turned into a blarms moment. Unless that estrogen he has(n't) been taking has caused a serious uptick in actual aggression, though, I expect he'd turn into a crumpled, snot-covered, sobbing mess (possibly with kung-fu pants-shitting action!) as soon as Dusty stood up to him. Going by his past history, anyway.
 
Maybe he's wearing some sort of contraption to hide his nasty male bits
ADF probably already has.

Also, according to that tumblr thing Phil posted that you capped, people can't enjoy other cultures or even learn other languages out of admiration? Once again, Phil is promoting segregation, as well as illustrating his ignorance of history and cultural exchange.*

*(Even people who are against cultural "appropriation" usually think that it can only occur when cultural elements are used out of context.)
 
ADF probably already has.

Also, according to that tumblr thing Phil posted that you capped, people can't enjoy other cultures or even learn other languages out of admiration? Once again, Phil is promoting segregation, as well as illustrating his ignorance of history and cultural exchange.*

*(Even people who are against cultural "appropriation" usually think that it can only occur when cultural elements are used out of context.)

Well if that's the case then Phil had best stop mangling Spanish then. Because his words are a crime against the language of Don Quixote and his inability to use it means that he is outside that particular culture. Oh wait, he thinks he's Mexican (except when he's Puerto Rican) and thinks this type of behavior is kay.
 
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