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Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF
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Welcome to the League of Lolcows Champion Spotlight, featuring Phil: The Translatina Lesbiana.
"Give me the asspats I desire, or face my fungal ire!"
Skins:
"Classic Phil"
"Special Forces Phil" [750 RP]
"Ninjakin Phil" [975 RP]
Phil is a melee bruiser/tank who thrives in laning phase, and excels at engages, using a variety of different tactics to increase his movespeed and range.
Fungal Ire (Passive):
Phil's Passive is Fungal Ire. Phil surrounds himself with a noxious, smelly cloud that comes from mushrooms and other unwashed areas growing on his body. This passive grants Phil the ability to move through kiwis, and causes moves that prioritize lolcows not to target him. Phil loses this bonus if he sets foot in the jungle rivers.
Fungal Ire allows Phil a lot of room to move around in during laning phase. Ignoring unit collision allows for Phil to sit between an enemy lolcow and the kiwis that they're trying to farm, making him quite the lane bully. In team fights, enemies will find it hard to target Phil if he stands near kiwis or allied lolcows, which can make him frustrating to take down.
Name Change (Q):
Phil's Q is Name Change. Name Change removes any lingering damage effects and debuffs, and empowers Phil's autoattacks. He deals bonus scaling Magic Damage and gains 400 attack range, but drains mana per shot and is slowed for 2 seconds after casting Name Change.
Name Change has a long cooldown, so be prepared to commit to your ranged attacks for extended periods of time, and be sure to have plenty of mana on hand.
Self Care (W):
Phil's W is Self Care, and is his primary sustain ability. When used, Phil heals for a flat amount, plus a percentage of his missing health. Taking damage from enemies reduces the cooldown of Self Care by 1 second. This can occur once every four seconds.
Self Care is the ability you'll want to use the most when playing as Phil. It has a relatively low mana cost, so spamming it to out-sustain your lane opponent is a valid tactic. Sometimes, it is advantageous to purposefully take damage from your opponent in order to reset the cooldown on Self Care, if you're in a low-damage matchup.
Vagrant (E):
Phil's E is Vagrant, and has both a passive and active component. Passively, as Phil moves, he gains stacks of Homelessness, up to 100 stacks. Phil's autoattacks, including those made with buffed by Name Change, consume all stacks of Homelessness and deal bonus magic damage based on the stacks consumed.
When activated, Vagrant grants Phil 100 stacks of Homelessness and increases his movespeed by 30% for 4 seconds. Phil cannot gain stacks of Homelessness while Vagrant is on cooldown.
This is Phil's primary engage tool. Use it to position yourself for as many Name Change casts as you can, while using the movespeed buff to negate the malus of Name Change. It makes a passable escape skill when you need to use Self Care, as well.
Zone of Denial (R):
Phil's ultimate is Zone of Denial, a long-lasting area-of-effect move that creates a huge, immobile area with Phil at the center. While standing in the Zone, Phil takes drastically reduced damage from enemies, and his abilities are augmented.
Name Change's autoattack buff dramatically increases the more consecutive times it hits an enemy standing in Zone of Denial.
Self Care can be recast within 5 seconds to summon an Asspatter at target location. Phil gains dramatically increased movespeed when moving towards an Asspatter. Interacting with an Asspatter grants Phil a shield that decays over 6 seconds.
Vagrant stacks build twice as fast in the Zone of Denial. Additionally, if Phil reaches 100 stacks of Homelessness while in his Zone of Denial, he gets a stack of Tattoo, which permanently grants him bonus health and armor.
Use Zone of Denial to stage teamfights. You're very hard to kill while in this zone, and everything you do is buffed! There's absolutely no reason not to use this skill, especially after a fight has started, or a fight at an objective is going to happen. This is the key to using Phil properly.
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This has been the League of Lolcows Champion Spotlight for Phil, thanks for reading. Tune in next week for the spotlight for Kylie: The Bearded Tranny.
Do Kyle the Bearded Wheel Dyke.
His passive can be monkey teeth.
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He liked a post a day or two ago. He had to be alive and on FB to do that.
I thought of that, and took a quick look at some of the pics for the event to see if I could spot him (Phil would stand out anywhere he went). Then again, maybe he did go, and left shortly afterwards because he was triggered by the cookies they were selling there.
I wonder if Phil visited this booth.
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Not sure if anyone's seen this one but I kek'd.
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How can it be murder if the "victim" doesn't even exist?
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And of course he shall be acquitted because he is a fellow member of the Patriarchy.
Thank you @Null, for ridding the world of one more tranny menace.
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I vaguely recall a mention of a custody dispute over ADF in the old thread. When was that and what did that involve?
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If only you could use the Late rating on Facebook posts...
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maybe you should do a little research, see who really got trolled by masterminds
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He... wow people still believe this.
Phil did try trolling Chris though, his obsession goes back a long way. His great effort at trolling Chris was making some shitty picture and then declaring a GREAT VICTORY even though Chris probably never even saw it.
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He wasn't Thadius, it was a attempt to start a internecine slap fight between two cows of note.
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A small note of interest:
A few weeks ago someone mentioned a topic Phil forgot about, and shortly after he posted something about it to Facebook. Then someone mentioned derby: poof, suddenly Phil mentions it again. There were a few other similar incidences.
So I asked a question about Buddhism, like a week ago, which hadn't been mentioned by Phil in something like a year - and surprise, he goes to a Buddhist lodging of some kind.
I know we all know he's never had an original thought, and his "identity" is extremely permeable, but I was amused my minor "experiment" worked. Just to share.
A few weeks ago someone mentioned a topic Phil forgot about, and shortly after he posted something about it to Facebook. Then someone mentioned derby: poof, suddenly Phil mentions it again. There were a few other similar incidences.
So I asked a question about Buddhism, like a week ago, which hadn't been mentioned by Phil in something like a year - and surprise, he goes to a Buddhist lodging of some kind.
I know we all know he's never had an original thought, and his "identity" is extremely permeable, but I was amused my minor "experiment" worked. Just to share.
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He stalks the farms regularly, we are one of the Gamgergate evil MRA dude bro groups out to get him in his eyes even though most of us wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire let alone set him on fire in the first place.
He kinda uses us as his mid term an long term memory if he forgets that he claims to be X one month and then shits on it another when we point it out he suddenly back tracks.
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Yes, Phil really is that stupid. It's like he needs all of his hobbies and interests to be validated by other people. I often have wondered whether he stopped being into anime because someone at Occupy made fun of him. Considering how he has switched from being a boring white suburban kid from Jersey to a Naruto cosplayer to a Jew to a 'translatinx' woman of colour to some sort of smelly hobo, I can't help but wonder if he has trouble keeping track of all of his claimed identities and personas, especially given his lackluster effort at living them. Except for the hobo thing. He's really mastered the art of being homeless.
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He left that behind when his current group wasn't into it, Phils interests are culturally mutable, if you could get him to keep his mouth shut for 10 min you could drop him into a group of Russian street kids and you'd see him say on twitter "Fuck Fags". Phil has no real identity other than one he cobbles together from what ever group he finds himself in at the moment he will abandon any ideology he has had if that means he can get a regularly reaffirmed identity and a cause he is told to belive in.
I am kinda shocked with his inbuilt racism he didn't fall for a right wing group when he was younger, but I am also worried he will become the SPED on the team for some of the more insidious intelectual right wing groups at some point.
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If you dropped Phil into a group of Russian street kids, he'd be executed in less than half an hour.
And nothing of value would be lost.
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How can Phil be such a straight white male while also being such a massive faggit?
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I put this in the thread about the new gender-bent edition of Twilight but am re-posting it here since no one really goes in that sub-forum.
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