Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[nhocgreen]

That's depressingly accurate on so many levels, oh and he threw away his mums copy that want the only existing copy.



Phil's never spent a night in a bed he bought himself, including the one Torren is currently occupying. Torren doesn't like being in the same room as Phil 95% of the time, about the only time he wants to be in the same room as Phil when he's drunk and if feeling especially if he's hankering to be on the giving side of the #analrips for a change.



Phil is fucking terrified of him, Phil can't understand people at the best of times but an angry drunk who's giving him a hard time? He hasn't got a cat in hell's chance. , and it won't be a case of getting fed up with one or another Torren will find a troon sugar daddy and dump Phil or Phil will slip away in the night because he can't deal with the cash drain or the shit torren gives him anymore, it might have came close once already.

There is also the random card that the landlord boots them out because that last inspection didn't go well, and Phil can't understand why that could bring it all crashing down.

Great insight as always, Ravenor. Though here is a question I've asked before: Why that sham of a relationship, when the two of them clearly hate each other so much? They could have been platonic roommates and nothing would have changed: Phil needs someone to share the rent, and Toren needs someone to leech. Did they think being in a relationship will get them more asspats and donations?

 

[Ravenor]

Did they think being in a relationship will get some more asspats an donations?

Honestly yes they did.

 

[Darndirty]

\It was recent an short notice, Phil didn't do well on it the Landlord was really unhappy because they have had lots of complaints.

Well they managed to turn an apartment into a tranny cess-pool covered in shitty maps in less then 6 months, I mean you know management is gonna have to replace all those carpets and paint all those walls before they can rent to anyone else.

 

[Tront Rozner]

I hadn't heard about an inspection, lol I can just imagine the land lords face when he stepped through that door. Like a 'nam flash back or something

Do you know where I can read about that?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

they have had lots of complaints

Such as?

 

[An Ghost]

Such as?

Loud noises. Like bouncing and squeaking. And smells. Like Phil. He's as every bit of an awful renter as people imagine.

 

[Ravenor]

Such as?

Not many of them are public as of yet, however I will leak one insult that Phil here's nearly every day that I have been sitting on for a while from an old Mexican bloke Removed to prevent a leak it's currently grating on his last nerve that he can't say or do anything about it and it's really upsetting him that a real Mexican is taking the piss out of him because he can't do a fucking thing about it.

Edit I've removed the insult as I don't want to blow the sock I have got that info from.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Removed to prevent a leak

Glorious.

 

[Ravenor]

Glorious.

Tell me about it, what makes it better is it's a old Mexican guy who's calling him it and he's doing it to Phils face on pretty much a daily basis, Old dude's a kiwi god and doesn't know it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why Phil is getting more stressed about the truth of Italian Phil eroding away the lie of "Latinx Izzy Hell" is making more sense now.

 

[Bogliacci]

Tell me about it, what makes it better is it's a old Mexican guy who's calling him it and he's doing it to Phils face on pretty much a daily basis, Old dude's a kiwi god and doesn't know it.

Phil leaves his apartment more than once a week?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Removed to prevent a leak

Phil leaves his apartment more than once a week?

It could be that Phil goes around telling people IRL exactly what name he wants to be called, as well as insisting he's a she. And then he gets all squeaky when people don't play along.

 

[Positron]

I will leak one insult that Phil here's nearly every day that I have been sitting on for a while from an old Mexican bloke Removed to prevent a leak

Because he knows Phil won't understand the appellation in Spanish?

 

[nhocgreen]

Isabel is strictly a female name, no? Did Phil ever tell the old man he's supposed to be female?

 

[ON 190]

I want to buy that old guy a drink. That's awesome.

 

[Coldgrip]

It could be a surname. It could just be a confused Spanish speaker who thinks it's an unusual Spanish surname, and "Removed to protect agensts a leak" would make sense. Because why would a fat man be named the Spanish equivalent of Elizabeth?

Could likely be, but my money is on the old guy just not giving a fuck. Chances are if he's lived around that area long enough he's had to deal with gendersped snowflakes a few times and he probably doesn't give a rat's ass about what some doughy, smelly, whiteboy's preferred pronouns are or if they consider themselves a demi-sexual non-bianary woman.

 

[Ravenor]

@Positron and @ToroidalBoat Guy's I've removed the insult from the thread as I don't want to burn that sock just yet as there is a good chance I'm going to get content out of him through it soon via that sock and I don't want anyone blowing that just yet.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Aside from Australatina, bikes, and pizza, I've never really seen Phil talk about or express anything but activism and identity politics.

Oh yeah, and demanding money for "recovering from houselessness."

 

[Ravenor]

Aside from Australatina, bikes, and pizza, I've never really seen Phil talk about or express anything but activism and identity politics.

Oh yeah, and demanding money for "recovering from houselessness."

Yea Phil's noggin has a lot of empty space, he could possibly start renting out all that empty space to earn a little extra money.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Yea Phil's noggin has a lot of empty space, he could possibly start renting out all that empty space to earn a little extra money.

Or start charging that village of people he claims is living in his mind.