I'm hoping for transmuslim personally.
He wouldn't even need to be trans. Islam is a religion, not an ethnicity, so he could just revert. Of course lots of white reverts (and many black reverts, for that matter) get weird identity issues. I've seen white people try justifying all sorts of weird tenuous connections to the Middle East or the Arab world, so I can only imagine Phil deciding to play at being Arab/Turkish/Persian/Kurdish/Afghan/South Asian/Black to be 'more authentically Muslim' or some shit.
He'd have to associate with to many people he wouldn't like to be a regular mosque goer and he wouldn't be tolerated at any mosque if he pulled half the shit he's done in the past
I agree. Honestly, a lot of mosques in the West are as much social and ethnic clubs still. A lot of places wind up serving a particular community - Panjabis, Syrians, Iranians, Moroccans, Somalis, whoever - and still have the khutbah in Arabic or a local language other than English. Phil would stick out like a sore thumb even if he wasn't exceptional and didn't dress like a bondage hobo.
Phil is scared of PoCs, and I can't imagine Pakistanis or Arabs would get off much better than Latinos or Blacks. He's also too dumb to learn a new language or memorize how to do communal prayers or stay and listen to the imam, and too obstinate to follow instructions. Hell, I don't think he could get through the Shahadah. And God, the mental gymnastics he'd go through to avoid daily prayers or fasting...
Odds are he'd be politely asked to leave, or have authorities called on him, because a lot of communities are more cautious about weird white guys showing up at mosques these days. Then he'd probably waddle away and talk about how brave he was.
especially in places of worship like that budhudist temple he poured a significant amount of estrogen into a water bowl at because "Budha is Trans".
I hadn't heard that story but holy shit, that's an ass thing to do! Thankfully it was only ceremonial but I could see Phil putting estrogen in drinking water because he is enough of a dumbass. And in the US that could very well be charged as an assault. Or possibly a hate crime, given that Phil likes latching onto anything he sees as 'non-Western' and PoC.
The funny thing is, for all their SJW screeching, Phil is arguably a better example of cultural appropriation with his 'Buddha was trans' crap, because he's taking Buddhist art entirely out of context and trying to use it to push his own political agenda, without understanding anything about Buddhism or the history of its founder. It's also funny because it plays into racist stereotypes that Asian men are weak and effeminate.