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Has Phil ever made an account on here and shitposted?
 
Yeah, he had an account named Hispanic Hitler mobile. He initially came to shit post, than claimed to be a chp officer, and demanded we stop keeping track of his activities, or we'd face legal actions.
I seem to recall he specifically told us to turn ourselves in over the drive-by shooting incident. The one he made up.
 
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I seem to recall he specifically told us to turn ourselves in over the drive-by shooting incident. The one he made up.

I think you're right. It did pop up during the drive by saga.
 
Are there any details about what led to the Occupy rally incident anywhere? I know he got his ass handed to him by a skinny college kid (lol) but that's it.
 
No particular reason to post, I'm just up stupid early, and as I'm brushing my teeth I start to muse happily about Phil's latest autistic fixation, the anticiv thing he's picked up of late.

It's so typical of Phil that just as he has a reliable place to sleep and bathe (yeah I know) for the first time in months if not years, he chooses to shit all over civilization, the very mechanism that's responsible for that. It's like clockwork with him that he will compulsively bite the hand that feeds him. So clockwork that we can probably use this tendency to predict future Phil dramas. (I say that like Phil has a future.)

Do any Kiwi psychfags have any insight into this compulsion? Does it have a name?
 
I'm no psych fag but it's :autism:
It's always :autism:

Autism is definitely a big part of why Phil is Phil, but I've also seen people speculate about things like borderline personality disorder and such. I don't really have enough background in psychology to know how accurate it is, but Phil definitely seems to have some sort of mental issues above and beyond your garden variety autism.

Like I've said before, Phil seems to have a very concrete, black and white thinking to him. Things are either in one category or another, with no variation. Therefore, you have white cishet males on the one hand, with their careers, houses and cars, and beautiful homeless PoC translatinx sex workers on the other, with their bicycles and now anti-civ politics. There's no middle ground, no compromises, it's all or nothing.

The other key trait is that Phil is very much stuck in a high school adolescent phase, both trying to shock people and wearing his identity on his sleeve. I've joked about how Phil's translatinx tattoos are like a band shirt before but it still holds true. Phil feels a need to constantly seek attention and approval, mostly from a leftist crowd, by adopting what can only be described as an extreme parody of the left. And he seems to think everyone shares his thoughts (again going back to many autistics lacking a theory of mind).

I don't think Phil would exist as Phil in another time and place. Much like Chris, ironically, Phil came of age at just the right time to be an internet lolcow. He's a bit old, true, but again, see above about him being stuck in a high school mentality. He glommed onto the worst elements of both SJWs and internet slacktivism. Had it been a few years earlier or later, though,who knows? Maybe he would have been rabidly pro-America. In fact we've heard he was a conservative in high school. I believe said information went back to 'Dusty,' so take it with a grain of salt, but it would certainly explain why his views of the political left are so fucked up.

I think we can all agree that Phil is a joiner, a follower, someone actively looking for an identity... or perhaps just an excuse for his terrible behaviour. At least Chris can be a bit of a goof ball at times; sure, he's gross and can be a terrible asshole, but he at least has some positive traits. Phil is an anti-social asshole mooching off the taxpayers' teat while complaining about how terrible we all are. He's profoundly unlikable.
 
No particular reason to post, I'm just up stupid early, and as I'm brushing my teeth I start to muse happily about Phil's latest autistic fixation, the anticiv thing he's picked up of late.

It's so typical of Phil that just as he has a reliable place to sleep and bathe (yeah I know) for the first time in months if not years, he chooses to shit all over civilization, the very mechanism that's responsible for that. It's like clockwork with him that he will compulsively bite the hand that feeds him. So clockwork that we can probably use this tendency to predict future Phil dramas. (I say that like Phil has a future.)

Do any Kiwi psychfags have any insight into this compulsion? Does it have a name?

It could be due to the green dumb obsession that he caught from Standing Rocks protesters: civilization = bad for Mother Earth.
 
No particular reason to post, I'm just up stupid early, and as I'm brushing my teeth I start to muse happily about Phil's latest autistic fixation, the anticiv thing he's picked up of late.

It's so typical of Phil that just as he has a reliable place to sleep and bathe (yeah I know) for the first time in months if not years, he chooses to shit all over civilization, the very mechanism that's responsible for that. It's like clockwork with him that he will compulsively bite the hand that feeds him. So clockwork that we can probably use this tendency to predict future Phil dramas. (I say that like Phil has a future.)

Do any Kiwi psychfags have any insight into this compulsion? Does it have a name?

Self-sabotage is the biting the hand that feeds you thing, but I'm torn on if Phil is even smart enough to realise that destroying civilisation would be self-sabotaging behaviour.
 
Self-sabotage is the biting the hand that feeds you thing, but I'm torn on if Phil is even smart enough to realise that destroying civilisation would be self-sabotaging behaviour.
He likely knows on some level that if civilization were to be destroyed he wouldn't be able to get expensive cheeses or pleather bondage gear, but he's deluded to the point that if it were collapse, he thinks he'd be able to somehow rise to the top of the food chain and people would bow to his every whim. Either that or he thinks he can latch on to some powerful leader and find a place where he has enough power to lord over people but isn't important enough to take on major responsibilities.

Reality is though that if society goes, speds like Phil will go to.
 
He likely knows on some level that if civilization were to be destroyed he wouldn't be able to get expensive cheeses or pleather bondage gear, but he's deluded to the point that if it were collapse, he thinks he'd be able to somehow rise to the top of the food chain and people would bow to his every whim. Either that or he thinks he can latch on to some powerful leader and find a place where he has enough power to lord over people but isn't important enough to take on major responsibilities.

Reality is though that if society goes, speds like Phil will go to.

I'm sure in his dim mind he'd be some glorious trans version of Imperator Furiosa from "Mad Max: Fury Road" but in real life he'd be instant roadkill.
 
He likely knows on some level that if civilization were to be destroyed he wouldn't be able to get expensive cheeses or pleather bondage gear, but he's deluded to the point that if it were collapse, he thinks he'd be able to somehow rise to the top of the food chain and people would bow to his every whim. Either that or he thinks he can latch on to some powerful leader and find a place where he has enough power to lord over people but isn't important enough to take on major responsibilities.

Reality is though that if society goes, speds like Phil will go to.
Ultimately, I think it's all a pose, like everything he does. He doesn't actually want civilisation to collapse, he just wants everyone to think of him as a badass who is planning for the collapse of civilisation.

This is a guy who was literally demanding disaster relief when his bus got delayed.
 
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