Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[Guy Smiley]

I've been thinking of some more unusual insults for Phil of late -

Phil is the kind of person who claps when the plane lands.

We have neither the time or enough road signs to make him understand anything.

If Phil was a Trophy Wife it wouldn't even be for participation.

Would anyone like to continue?

Phil is so nasty his own skin is trying to get away from him.

 

[Xanax]

I've been thinking of some more unusual insults for Phil of late -

Phil is the kind of person who claps when the plane lands.

We have neither the time or enough road signs to make him understand anything.

If Phil was a Trophy Wife it wouldn't even be for participation.

Would anyone like to continue?

Phil smells so bad that people move away from him because they can smell him from miles away. Also he's ugly and dumb.

 

[Adamska]

Phil is the conservative radio show host's dream; everything wrong with liberalism.

Whenever Phil begins chowing down on pork, he's often considered a cannibal given he looks like a pig.

Jesus of Nazereth once told Phil he forgave him, and Phil mumbled and waddled away, desiring to slander the messiah.

 

[:thinking:]

Phil smells so bad that people move away from him because they can smell him from miles away. Also he's ugly and dumb.

Phil is a nigger.

 

[Ravenor]

Phil is a nigger.

Oh he wishes.

 

[:thinking:]

Oh he wishes.

Fair enough. He's a plastic nigger-substitute.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

One time someone mistook Phil’s pig ring for a door knocker, but realised their mistake when it just made a sort of “phthub, phthub” sound.

 

[Ravenor]

when it just made a sort of “phthub, phthub” sound

That's the sound it makes when Phil fap's coincidentally.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That's the sound it makes when Phil fap's coincidentally.

With the odd "meow."

 

[Mogambo]

So was Phil ever a Columbiner? I'd honestly be a little surprised if he wasn't. He's probably a little too old; he would have been about 14 or 15 when it happened, but he's also developmentally delayed. Certainly Columbiners are popular with teen girls on Deviant art and Tumblr, and Phil wants nothing more than to be "edgy." Maybe it's cuz they're not trans Latinx vegan anarchist whatevers.

 

[Ravenor]

So was Phil ever a Columbiner? I'd honestly be a little surprised if he wasn't. He's probably a little too old; he would have been about 14 or 15 when it happened, but he's also developmentally delayed. Certainly Columbiners are popular with teen girls on Deviant art and Tumblr, and Phil wants nothing more than to be "edgy." Maybe it's cuz they're not trans Latinx vegan anarchist whatevers.

I think he may have mentioned it once or twice but nothing major, other than the SJW WHITE MALES REEEEEEEE he's never put any thought into it.

 

[Positron]

Do you think Phil would be mad at us when he learns that a Kiwi has just given Christine Chandler $1200 so that she can buy a VIP package to BronyCon? -- and Christine doesn't even have to hold her left hand hostage!

Think of how many tattoos, antifa t-shirts, bus tickets and mall ninja shit $1200 can buy!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Do you think Phil would be mad at us when he learns that a Kiwi has just given Christine Chandler $1200 so that she can buy a VIP package to BronyCon? -- and Christine doesn't even have to hold her left hand hostage!

Think of how many tattoos, antifa t-shirts, bus tickets and mall ninja shit $1200 can buy!

Well, why wouldn't you give money to a poor, disabled, formerly-homeless trans Cherokee woman like Christine? Money well spent, in my opinion! If there's any left over, she can put it towards SRS.

 

[Xanax]

What's with the meme of Phil spending all his money on cheese? Has he talked about it?

 

[obliviousbeard]

What's with the meme of Phil spending all his money on cheese? Has he talked about it?

There has been at least one time it's proven he had actually bought whole cheese from whole foods or smthing and ate the damn thing.

 

[nhocgreen]

What's with the meme of Phil spending all his money on cheese? Has he talked about it?

He looooove cheese. At one point he decided to go vegan, but couldn't quit cheese cold turkey so he came up with this ridiculous plan to ween himself off of cheese. And then kiwi agents took a picture of him salivating at the cheese isle of an overprice supermarket (Whole Food or something), and then we got a field agent's comfirmation that he never stop consuming cheese the whole time he was supposed to so that was the end of Phil's veganism.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Something I’m wondering. Given that Phil’s vaginoplasty is almost certainly a lie, and given that most of the Rat King seem to view him as an embarrassment or an annoyance, is he likely to be thrown under the bus when the day rolls around and it turns out he was bullshitting?

 

[registereduser]

Something I’m wondering. Given that Phil’s vaginoplasty is almost certainly a lie, and given that most of the Rat King seem to view him as an embarrassment or an annoyance, is he likely to be thrown under the bus when the day rolls around and it turns out he was bullshitting?

They'll probably ignore him completely, like they always do.

 

[Positron]

Why isn't Phil on Twitter?

 

[Guy Smiley]

Why isn't Phil on Twitter?

This is just a guess, but I'm going to say that he finds the 280 character limit to be transphobic against strong latinx women.

In other words, Phil's afraid of the character limit and too lazy/stupid to figure out how to say what he wants to in a condensed space.