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Anybody have a clue what started Phil's newfound fascination with the Goth subculture?

He doesn't have one. It's just some meme from a few years ago about Cathy Brennan, Queen of the TERFs, who is supposedly a "fake goth."

So sort of like a failed version of similar forced memes like pissbaby and shitlord, "fake goth" became a thing among absolute, utter mongoloids.
 
Why "Spanish snatch" though. Doén't he know Spaniards are evil white colonisers? Why not "Pueto Rican pussy" or "Mexican muff" or "Hispanic hole"???
I guess because Latinx folk all speak Spanish according to Phil? Or possibly he just thinks all Spanish-speaking people are Latinx. his knowledge of his pretend ethnic identity is stunningly poor.
 
Has Phil ever rationalized the motivations behind his bicycle obsession? Does he like bicycles because they are eco-friendly or they are a staple of fitness gurus or he likes the idea of getting around town without paying for bus fare/gas or what?

Does it have something to do with his fixation on road signs and maps? I know there are lots of bike trail road signs and maps out there.
 
Has Phil ever rationalized the motivations behind his bicycle obsession? Does he like bicycles because they are eco-friendly or they are a staple of fitness gurus or he likes the idea of getting around town without paying for bus fare/gas or what?

Does it have something to do with his fixation on road signs and maps? I know there are lots of bike trail road signs and maps out there.


That hetalia axis powers anime, the Chinese communist character rode bikes. Phil was obsessed with that character. Thats where the communist and bike fetish came from.
 
Given Phil's fantasies regarding Australatina, I'm surprised he never got into playing any of the Tropico games, given that the whole premise of that series is that you play as the dictator of a fake Latin American republic.

Seriously, Tropico is like a much less autistic version of Phil's Australatina fantasies. Of course, there's no option for exterminating the Jews although you can piss off the United States government.

Nowadays, I doubt Phil would be interested given his relatively recent proclaimed hatred of video games and anime, most likely an attempt to appeal to his SJW colleagues and such.

But before he went full SJW and started to bitch about GamerGate years after everyone else stopped caring, I could've totally seen Phil becoming a Tropico sperg and drawing shitty fan art of Sasuke as El Presidente.
 
What's the story behind Phil lopping his dick off so gruesomely? Is there even a story?
I'll give a rough sketch of the story. I may be mistaken about the exact timing of events.
  1. The first verifiable incidence of Phil wanting to be a woman was when he was in high school. He was cosplaying as a female character and something apparently snapped in his potato brain. That's it: the reason he think he is female. He has no "gender dysphoria" however defined.
  2. Later on, he would retrofit his story and claims he knows he were female since day 1 (because all trannies knew they were female all along), and that his dad correctively-raped him to "turn him around" when he was 11. This is pure lie. His dad Angelo never raped him, although he beat him up in public for bullying a younger boy. Also he was coached by his mother during her nasty divorce.
  3. In June 2016, Phil claimed to have an orchiectomy. The reason he gave about not going for full vaginoplasty was that his welfare provider forced him to choose between full surgery and housing. He chose housing. This is, obviously, another lie. Later on he would post pictures with his tiny dick and flaccid ballsack. We conclude that he has simply tucked his balls inside his inguinal canal. Someone (@Ravenor or @MMX) has seen some supposedly "post-orchiectomy" pictures where his jingle bells are very much in sight. I haven't see those pictures.
  4. Thereafter Phil has been collecting referral letters for vaginoplasty, but he was very vague about the events leading to his dick being chopped off -- no mentions of psychological assessments, pre-op appointments, etc. His story has always been outlandish and contradictory, so especially to those of us who have been following him, the turn of event is quite unexpected.
 
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  1. The first verifiable incidence of Phil wanting to be a woman was when he was in high school. He was cosplaying as a female character and something apparently snapped in his potato brain. That's it: the reason he think he is female. He has no "gender dysphoria" however defined.

I'd say that's over simplification without context. The phil as a girl/lesbian persona first pops up during his time with Kori. She wants Phil to fuck off because the creepy guy is in her personal space so Phil justifys this as "I'm a cute anime girl" and hides behind weeaboo clichés like it's okay to act weird around other girls because it's what anime girls do.
But he's still a straight man posing as a lesbian still trying to grab a feel of female cosplayers.
And yes you can argue "but dusty and the LGBT club" well yes but Phil was still working towards the goal of a phil and dusty sandwich with Kori as the meat.
Even going forward Phil as a gay man is hitting on and having sex in one case with women, as a transwoman he's trying to get his dick wet in CIS pussy and his one constant is that another man's pickle (even girlcock) makes him queasy.
If you pushed me I'd say the first real evidence of "girl" Phil is "until you are no more" the story in which commie lady Phil murders commie man Phil but this isn't an expression of Phil wanting to be trans it's simply him hating his general PhilNess.
Even Tranny Phil was anti transition, GRS was a tool of the patriarchy to makes trans folks invisible in his words but this only changes after Jordman, Rika and tweaker ditch him. Left alone Phil is free to indulge whatever delusion he has at any given time, his former anti-GRS buddies betray the cause and get their surgery so Phil decides to keep up.
But I agree 100% Phil has no dysphoria unless it's typical for those with it to jack off or get sacked off behind the bins by Morias first goblin Tranny.

In June 2016, Phil claimed to have an orchiectomy. The reason he gave about not going for full vaginoplasty was that his welfare provider forced him to choose between full surgery and housing. He chose housing. This is, obviously, another lie. Later on he would post pictures with his tiny dick and flaccid ballsack. We conclude that he has simply tucked his balls inside his inguinal canal. Someone (@Ravenor or @MMX) has seen some supposedly "post-orchiectomy" pictures where his jingle bells are very much in sight. I haven't see those pictures.
  1. Thereafter Phil has been collecting referral letters for vaginoplasty, but he was very vague about the events leading to his dick being chopped off -- no mentions of psychological assessments, pre-op appointments, etc. His story has always been outlandish and contradictory, so especially to those of us who have been following him, the turn of event is quite unexpected.

For clarity I have seen another pictures that haven't been made available to the forum in general.
The only info I have to disprove Phils claims other than his paperwork being bullshit is a former Phil friend asked him about advise on how to qualify for the producdure on online medi-cal insurance and Phil got very evasive and unhelpful and an additional source (who's generally good for this stuff) who claimed Phil was actually out of town getting ink rather than getting surgery.
 
So, the Kiwi Farms currently follows two heavily-tattooed egomaniacs playing pretend with necrotic fake vaginas - Phil, and the lesser-known Farrah Fatass.

Who would win in a fight between the two?
 
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So, the Kiwi Farms currently follows two heavily-tattooed egomaniacs playing pretend with necrotic fake vaginas - Phil, and the lesser-known Farrah Fatass.

Who would win in a fight between the two?

Fara Phil's never been in a fight where the opponent wasn't smaller, weaker and a woman than him or that he couldn't waddle away from.
 
@Ravenor do you think it's time for a mega thread over Phil's man hole? Otherwise it's just going to be thread after thread of him posting a pic and pages of kiwis sperging about the obvious.
 
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@Ravenor do you think it's time for a mega thread over Phil's man hole? Otherwise it's just going to be thread after thread of him posting a pic and pages of kiwis sperging about the obvious.
For all his "KIWIS ARE GONNA HAVE TO PAY TO SEE THIS" posturing, Phil knows that our grossed-out reactions are all the attention he's going to get for his disgusting wound, so he's going to keep posting photos until we get bored. Putting everything in one thread may calm him down a little.
 
Agreed. He's loving the attention from this, especially when he sees a new thread for each of his posts on social media. Bunging it all in one thread will take some of the excitement away for Phil.

It's just hard to believe that someone would be so useless that they live solely to see the negative reactions of randoms on the internet to their posts. He thinks us going 'eww' over his null-de-sac is 'winning'. Imagine being so pitiful. It's at the level of that kid that no-one liked in school when you were about 8, who'd do gross stuff like eating worms just so people would talk about him.
 
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