Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[Mogambo]

He's too tarded to really understand anything including his own life, but he seems to be developing a certain dim awareness that chopping off your cock because you're mad at trolls was maybe not a fantastic idea and hasn't turned out like he thought it would.

Phil's really screwed the pooch, and he still doesnt quite understand that there's no coming back from this. The thing is, considering how stupid he is, and how vanilla his tastes are, I think Phil genuinely thought he'd go from being a "translatinx anarchist rebel" to getting a house in the suburbs and an average life. He likes his creature comforts, but he's also too lazy to actually work. That's one of his biggest problems. He feels entitled to get free shit, and learned he could beg, and he never really understood (or cared) how much money he wasted on crap. Most of what he buys are by definition luxuries. He has no comprehension of the value of money, or objects, so he'll buy dozens of tranny related t-shirts, maps of Spain, books in languages he can't read, mall ninja stuff, and of course his damned tattoos and then wonder why his refrigerator is empty for the rest of the month.

Ironically he'd probably be better off with a crappy menial job and a place in some small town with less stimulations to distract him. Of course there's no going back from castrating himself, and it hasn't improved his life in the least. Phil doesnt quite understand that we aren't like the liberal SJW idiots he wants to impress. When he goes all autistic and rants about getting his dick sliced off, we just laugh, because it's funny. I think he genuinely thought it would impress us. That's gotta hurt. Not as much as having your penis removed, but still, psychologically. Still we should be thanking him for voluntarily removing his tainted genes from the genetic pool.

 

[RP 520]

So floating around sosmeone is a pic of ADF's new combat boots which look like kid sized clown shoes, anyone have that picture archived?

 

[Xanax]

I've been looking at the Profile Pictures thread to cheer myself up because I'm not feeling great, and I'm bewildered by Phil's lower face. He somehow has a masculine jawline and no jawline at the same time.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I'm starting to doubt Phil ever got the chop. (Because he's not bombarding us with pics anymore). Either that or dilating got too difficult so it's fusing or it got so fucking rotten it fell out.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm starting to doubt Phil ever got the chop. (Because he's not bombarding us with pics anymore). Either that or dilating got too difficult so it's fusing or it got so fucking rotten it fell out.

Yeah me the same now. I am this close to touching da p00p and creating a twatter account to poke him about that and get him to address it. If he ignores it or gives some BS like "I dont need to prove anything to those Kiwis" we know he was utterly full of shit and still rocking his twig n' berries.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah me the same now. I am this close to touching da p00p and creating a twatter account to poke him about that and get him to address it. If he ignores it or gives some BS like "I dont need to prove anything to those Kiwis" we know he was utterly full of shit and still rocking his twig n' berries.

If it happened I'm just surprised it didn't turn gangrenous and kill him.

 

[Bassomatic]

If it happened I'm just surprised it didn't turn gangrenous and kill him.

I suspect the viruses were grossed out and left to find the month old dropped slice of mushroom vegan pizza as cleaner safer grounds.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Yeah me the same now. I am this close to touching da p00p and creating a twatter account to poke him about that and get him to address it. If he ignores it or gives some BS like "I dont need to prove anything to those Kiwis" we know he was utterly full of shit and still rocking his twig n' berries.

Don't (I know you wouldn't, fam, but just reiterating). Phil will spill his guts on the situation in due time. He can't shut up about his gender for five minutes, and he's probably loving that we're talking about his srs so much. Expect a post from him soon about how we're totally turned on by him and can't wait to see his srs photos to get off on them, or something as equally ridiculous. The things idiots tell themselves to refuse to confront reality...

 

[The Un-Clit]

Don't (I know you wouldn't, fam, but just reiterating). Phil will spill his guts on the situation in due time. He can't shut up about his gender for five minutes, and he's probably loving that we're talking about his srs so much. Expect a post from him soon about how we're totally turned on by him and can't wait to see his srs photos to get off on them, or something as equally ridiculous. The things idiots tell themselves to refuse to confront reality...

Ya it is tempting, but one thing my years on the Farms here has taught me is that the best grade of milk is ALWAYS from the cow being a cow and following it's own nature rather then being led on.

You are correct that Phil can't resist babbling about his genderpolitix every 2nd tweet or more, and that makes me even thirstier to know for a fact that he either lied and got some actual post-op tranny to send him close-up crotch noods to stick it to the Farms, or that he DID have the surgery but allowed his rotten mangina to seal itself in shame. Either one would be lulzy, so here's hoping he does address it again soon.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Something I have always wondered is why Phil continues to live in Portland?

It's clear that he has a bad reputation there and the city is notoriously expensive, with a high cost of living, so his tugboat doesn't go very far, even with his terrible spending habits taken into account.

I get why he originally moved to Portland (and why he also gravitated towards Philadelphia and the Bay Area) since Portland is the Millennial SJW hipster equivalent of Mecca, sort of like how San Francisco was the epicenter of the Boomer hippie leftism of the 1960's and 1970's. But surely by now, with all the bridges he's burned and the expenses of living there, he'd want to leave Portland.

Honestly, his better bet is to move to one of those small left-leaning college towns nestled in an otherwise rural red state, some place like Boone, North Carolina or Morgantown, West Virginia, where the cost of living is significantly lower than Portland, but you'd still have plenty of SJW's and other lefty hipster types that Phil looks up to and idolizes. Yeah, there's a lot of rednecks and old-timers in both of those towns, which Phil hates, but there's also a lot of college lefty kids as well and he'd be better off in a smaller yet still liberal town.

I know for a fact there's even a small Antifa group in Boone (if I remember correctly, they broke away from Redneck Revolt) and I would not be surprised if Morgantown has one too, so he could still easily LARP as an Anarcho-Communist revolutionary and if he took a shower, wiped his ass, and covered up his tattoos, he may make some friends because his reputation wouldn't be sullied to the extent is is in Portland, Oakland, and Philly.

Of course, he's too dumb and too prideful to ever admit he was wrong or move away from Portland and improve his abysmal personal hygiene.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Something I have always wondered is why Phil continues to live in Portland?

It's clear that he has a bad reputation there and the city is notoriously expensive, with a high cost of living, so his tugboat doesn't go very far, even with his terrible spending habits taken into account.

I get why he originally moved to Portland (and why he also gravitated towards Philadelphia and the Bay Area) since Portland is the Millennial SJW hipster equivalent of Mecca, sort of like how San Francisco was the epicenter of the Boomer hippie leftism of the 1960's and 1970's. But surely by now, with all the bridges he's burned and the expenses of living there, he'd want to leave Portland.

Honestly, his better bet is to move to one of those small left-leaning college towns nestled in an otherwise rural red state, some place like Boone, North Carolina or Morgantown, West Virginia, where the cost of living is significantly lower than Portland, but you'd still have plenty of SJW's and other lefty hipster types that Phil looks up to and idolizes. Yeah, there's a lot of rednecks and old-timers in both of those towns, which Phil hates, but there's also a lot of college lefty kids as well and he'd be better off in a smaller yet still liberal town.

I know for a fact there's even a small Antifa group in Boone (if I remember correctly, they broke away from Redneck Revolt) and I would not be surprised if Morgantown has one too, so he could still easily LARP as an Anarcho-Communist revolutionary and if he took a shower, wiped his ass, and covered up his tattoos, he may make some friends because his reputation wouldn't be sullied to the extent is is in Portland, Oakland, and Philly.

Of course, he's too dumb and too prideful to ever admit he was wrong or move away from Portland and improve his abysmal personal hygiene.

because he is literally enslaved to disability system of Portland and would have to redo it all if he moved.

 

[Syaoran Li]

because he is literally enslaved to disability system of Portland and would have to redo it all if he moved.

True, I suppose I hadn't taken that into account.

If he moved to a place like Morgantown, he may have to re-apply for SNAP benefits and other tugboat goodies since while these programs are federal, they are also managed by the states individually.

 

[AnOminous]

Something I have always wondered is why Phil continues to live in Portland?

Where else would he go? Wherever he goes, he'll still be a disgusting potato everyone hates, so he might as well stay where he already is until he's thrown out. He's too much of a sped to do anything else.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I'd like to note that ADF is old and fat and cannot hide amongst 20 year olds anymore. He'd be that creepy old guy loitering on campus that would weird everyone out.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I doubt Toren would let him move away unless he could find another sped to mooch off or someone who isn't aware of the "social embargo."

At the moment, Phil has an in with Special Needs Antifa, which enables him to LARP his fascist power fantasies of being an urban warrior/dictator in waiting, which he loves so much he's probably regretting he can't masturbate any more. A smaller community wouldn't even have an Antifa presence. As image is everything with Phil, he won't give that up until he fucks up yet again and gets ostracised.

 

[Adamska]

Phil won't move because brand label; he's a dumb tard that kept waddling the West Coast until he got an apartment to hold off his tardbux getting managed, and nowadays he stays because of that dumpster apartment. He knows on some level that his next stint of homelessness will be far more unpleasant given his age and the spent goodwill at places that might help him. Phil would be stuck on the streets far more often than last time.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil won't move because brand label; he's a dumb tard that kept waddling the West Coast until he got an apartment to hold off his tardbux getting managed, and nowadays he stays because of that dumpster apartment. He knows on some level that his next stint of homelessness will be far more unpleasant given his age and the spent goodwill at places that might help him. Phil would be stuck on the streets far more often than last time.

You might notice he hasn't been chimping out at his neighbors as much lately. Maybe he's been told to knock it the fuck off or he's out of there.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You might notice he hasn't been chimping out at his neighbors as much lately. Maybe he's been told to knock it the fuck off or he's out of there.

That might be why he’s trying extra hard to impress us with his bullshit.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Something I have always wondered is why Phil continues to live in Portland?

It's clear that he has a bad reputation there and the city is notoriously expensive, with a high cost of living, so his tugboat doesn't go very far, even with his terrible spending habits taken into account.

I get why he originally moved to Portland (and why he also gravitated towards Philadelphia and the Bay Area) since Portland is the Millennial SJW hipster equivalent of Mecca, sort of like how San Francisco was the epicenter of the Boomer hippie leftism of the 1960's and 1970's. But surely by now, with all the bridges he's burned and the expenses of living there, he'd want to leave Portland.

Honestly, his better bet is to move to one of those small left-leaning college towns nestled in an otherwise rural red state, some place like Boone, North Carolina or Morgantown, West Virginia, where the cost of living is significantly lower than Portland, but you'd still have plenty of SJW's and other lefty hipster types that Phil looks up to and idolizes. Yeah, there's a lot of rednecks and old-timers in both of those towns, which Phil hates, but there's also a lot of college lefty kids as well and he'd be better off in a smaller yet still liberal town.

I know for a fact there's even a small Antifa group in Boone (if I remember correctly, they broke away from Redneck Revolt) and I would not be surprised if Morgantown has one too, so he could still easily LARP as an Anarcho-Communist revolutionary and if he took a shower, wiped his ass, and covered up his tattoos, he may make some friends because his reputation wouldn't be sullied to the extent is is in Portland, Oakland, and Philly.

Of course, he's too dumb and too prideful to ever admit he was wrong or move away from Portland and improve his abysmal personal hygiene.

Phil will find it very difficult to leave Oregon now that he's wormed his way into the state's welfare system that is one of the most liberal in the country. It's like an addiction. Once you're hooked on it, it's almost impossible to get off unless you have the willpower and fortitude to change, something we all know Phil doesn't have from years of observation.

He's also so heavily invested in his antifa LARP-ing club, something that he'd not have 1/100th of acceptance in any small college town where you can't hide behind the anonymity that large cities bring. He'd be identified as "problematic" the moment he got off the greyhound dressed head to toe in antifa stickers, patches and emblems with the antifa flag draped over his shoulders like a cape and as much as Phil would claim that he would love to be known as "that problematic antifa" person in some small college liberal arts town, it's only in concept and not in practice.

Phil's image on social media is and always has been, essentially a massive projection of a mentally disabled man pretending to be something he's not, a facade he can sit behind and use as a comparison to everything else he sees on social media that changes on a whim. Where is the trans latinx satanic goth identity that he had so heavily invested in?

Spoiler: Phil, a mere 15 months ago

Gone, except for his Twitter handle. Why? Because that facade isn't applicable to what his social media circle is now. And as soon as the 2 or 3 people he interacts with who are also antifa LARP-ers move on or get into something else, Phil will drop this facade as well, favoring whatever other thing he finds that catches his attention.

Admittedly, the most impressive thing Phil has actually done in this aspect that ISN'T a massive clusterfuck of mental disease was go hiking. That's the most normal thing I think I've ever seen him do, regardless of the fact he was dressed head to toe in LARP gear as if he was hunting the great Alt-Right. It was healthy, enriching, educational and soothing, four things that Phil typically doesn't have in his life. As much as I think he's a shit heel, I wish he'd do it more often because it's probably the most healthy and socially well adjusted activity he's ever taken part in.

But in the end, Phil is trapped in the very existence he swears he's against, being a slave to the government. And Portland is by far and a way the best place to be a slave to the government. For as low as Phil's IQ is, he's got that part figured out. But what he hasn't got figured out is how he can claim to want the very institution that is responsible for his current quality of life shut down. This one has me stumped.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

An odd thought I had. Phil has real trouble keeping track of his lies. He’ll often post something that totally contradicts an earlier lie and then, when one of us points it out, he’ll make a post indicating that he totally did remember and it’s not a lie Kiwi stalker-bros!

If someone here invented some backstory for him, could he be convinced to adopt it on the basis that he can’t remember his backstory anyway? Like, if someone posted, “I guess Phil’s forgotten that he converted to Islam,” would he then go with it?