Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

He's allegedly visiting her RIGHT NOW. He was kicked out for physically assaulting her when she suggested maybe he could contribute to the household expenses. He has lived with numerous people, but has managed to pathologically stab them in the back one by one. As others have pointed out, he's so obsessed with burning bridges, it's amazing he still has one to live under.

It's sad, really, that he's managed to alienate everyone he's ever known, even his own mother. Even narcissists and others who are far more sinister than Hooves usually have some sort of social network.
 
The version I hear is back when he was working at that gas station his disabled mother asked him to chip in a small amount for food/rent and he chimped out and punched her.
Yeah I remember reading his journal account of it, something like she wanted him to chip in instead of spending it all on cosplay and ADF was like, "I THREW THE FIRST PUNCH"
 
Better question is are any of ADF'S current friends actually friends or just us trolls.

The answer is no to the first one: they see Phil as an asset, and nothing more. Before you boggle at the fact, I mean an asset in earning pity and looking good for "listening to" and "supporting" him, likely because of the fact they see him as an retard (not too far off the mark) and just liking whatever shit he says is "good enough" to them in terms of showing off SJW cred. It's one part slacktivism and one part being awful.
 
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My own bike got a flat recently, and I had a thought - if Phil ever did get a bike of his own, I don't know if he would be able to properly maintain it. It takes skill and work.

Also, when Phil said he'd get "bike accessories" if he ever got a bike, I have a feeling that he didn't mean practical stuff needed to maintain it.
 
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Any clue what has started this weird bike fetish?
Probably the fact that in communist China people had lots of bikes, since they were readily awailable. Thus, ADF associates them with communism, as working class' method of transportation. If I'm not correct, please feel free to correct me though.
 
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Also, Phil can't ride a bike at least in part due to a sensory overload issue, and he thinks getting his junk removed will fix it.
 
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Also, Phil can't ride a bike at least in part due to a sensory overload issue, and he thinks getting his junk removed will fix it.
By sensory overload do you mean he gets on on sitting on his junk while he rides a bike? :cryblood: (As if he ever actually has ridden a bike, that is.)
 
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