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Chris needs to stop buying funko pops. They are stupid and look dumb, they don't deserve to be popular and Chris has enough toys

When I posted this, I didn't 100% mean it. Why hasn't Chris bought any Funko Pops recently? When he made custom ones in his image, I didn't think that would be the peak.

I thought he'd also make Sonichu Funko Pops.
 
How would Chris die? So I put 10 possibilites on the cause. 10 is the highest probability and 1 is the lowest probability
  1. Depression
  2. Murder
  3. Suffocation due to BO
  4. Skin infection due to self defecation
  5. Chemical Ingestion such as estrogen
  6. Rabies from stray cats
  7. House fire and short circuit due to hoarding
  8. Accidents inside the house due to hoarding
  9. Mold ingestion due to hoarding
  10. Diseases related to diet (Cholesterol and Diabetes)
 
This has probably been mentioned before, but it's odd how Chris had an autistic vendetta against Harry Potter as a "rival" of Pokemon, but not something like Digimon or Monster Rancher.
I think he stated in an older IRC chat that he watched Digimon and Monster Rancher (terrible fucking anime, by the way), but never played any of the games. I think he only gets miffed if popular thing rivals whatever his current obsession is.
 
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I was watching an episode of some Crime tv show... Snapped or something on TV the other day.
Then this guy came on.... or I should say "Lady". He used to be a guy named Chris. Chris Lind. I believe he's still a guy named Chris Lind, but now he has changed his gender to be a sexy, sexy lady. That's his sexy lady get up.

I found it amazingly Chris like. Though this guy had a girlfriend or a wife from the ground up..... who then murdered their mother.

https://www.wacotrib.com/news/daugh...cle_bda4f27b-2f76-59ee-8a55-b7ad2efd230d.html Thank the Daily Trib for this info.

It was like some wormhole universe shit....
 
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I was watching an episode of some Crime tv show... Snapped or something on TV the other day.
Then this guy came on.... or I should say "Lady". He used to be a guy named Chris. Chris Lind. I believe he's still a guy named Chris Lind, but now he has changed his gender to be a sexy, sexy lady. That's his sexy lady get up.

I found it amazingly Chris like. Though this guy had a girlfriend or a wife from the ground up..... who then murdered their mother.

https://www.wacotrib.com/news/daugh...cle_bda4f27b-2f76-59ee-8a55-b7ad2efd230d.html Thank the Daily Trib for this info.

It was like some wormhole universe shit....

It is terrifying how much that troon looks like OPL in that screenshot. That's an expression i've seen on Chris-Chan's face many a time. I honestly studied the pic a few mins before reading the text, I was that caught up in the uncanny valley effect. The big-ass mole beside the chin was what finally decided me that no, this really wasn't a shoop of Chris' face onto some other hair and body and then subtly deformed.
 
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How would Chris die? So I put 10 possibilites on the cause. 10 is the highest probability and 1 is the lowest probability
  1. Depression
  2. Murder
  3. Suffocation due to BO
  4. Skin infection due to self defecation
  5. Chemical Ingestion such as estrogen
  6. Rabies from stray cats
  7. House fire and short circuit due to hoarding
  8. Accidents inside the house due to hoarding
  9. Mold ingestion due to hoarding
  10. Diseases related to diet (Cholesterol and Diabetes)
Pissing off the wrong person should be added if you do a top 20

So does Sonichu even have an canon anymore?
Sure does! Well, are you autistic or stoned enough to attempt to string one together? *yawn*

He cant even decide if shit he "created" is male or female... There was never a true canon
 
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It is terrifying how much that troon looks like OPL in that screenshot. That's an expression i've seen on Chris-Chan's face many a time. I honestly studied the pic a few mins before reading the text, I was that caught up in the uncanny valley effect. The big-ass mole beside the chin was what finally decided me that no, this really wasn't a shoop of Chris' face onto some other hair and body and then subtly deformed.


He has that autism face the whole way through.

Plus he tries to talk in a lady voice. It is... genuinely creepy. Like as if another universe Chris actually got married to some fat chick who then murdered their mother instead of murdering Barb.... it's horrifying that there is potentially multiple tomgirl Chris versions out there. All of them tied up with their own cartoony incidents (:_(.
 
Well, you got me curious.
Pray tell

It's just like Jurassic Park. One of those bugs that bit old Bob on his deathbed got into some Fanta Mix left over inside the hoard.

You could then argue that the fossil was destroyed in the house fire, but instead it made Fanta Amber which keeps the bug that still freshly bit Bob fossilized and mummified.

Maybe if the Dimensional Merge really happens, Bob would come back.
 
It's just like Jurassic Park. One of those bugs that bit old Bob on his deathbed got into some Fanta Mix left over inside the hoard.

You could then argue that the fossil was destroyed in the house fire, but instead it made Fanta Amber which keeps the bug that still freshly bit Bob fossilized and mummified.

Maybe if the Dimensional Merge really happens, Bob would come back.
Chandler Park.
 
The show finally comes to an end next month. Any idea how this will play out for poor Chris? Heartbreak? Blind rage? Denial? Pure insanity? Time will tell.
 
The show finally comes to an end next month. Any idea how this will play out for poor Chris? Heartbreak? Blind rage? Denial? Pure insanity? Time will tell.

They will live on forever in Equestria or whatever it's called
 
The show finally comes to an end next month. Any idea how this will play out for poor Chris? Heartbreak? Blind rage? Denial? Pure insanity? Time will tell.
I'll say the three stages of grief (i remove the two)
Denial
No! No! No freaking No!
Bargain
My little pony toys are on sale?
Acceptance
Hey! This season is good
 
The show finally comes to an end next month. Any idea how this will play out for poor Chris? Heartbreak? Blind rage? Denial? Pure insanity? Time will tell.
Hrrm yeah I spoke to fluttershy and she says this is not true and among which in c-197 yada yada (more retard speak)

then he watches the new series reboot, loves it, and now there's a new pony Chris mary sue character he just discovered!
 
What does Chris think of Disney?

Lion King, Frozen, Beauty and the Beast...
The like.

I know he likes Mary Poppins but what about animated fare? It seems strange he never mentions Disney much. Maybe his parents never bought him movies but I find it he never spregs over any off them.
 
Has anyone ever commissioned Chris to do "remastered" versions of infamous drawings of his?

What does Chris think of Disney?

Lion King, Frozen, Beauty and the Beast...
The like.

I know he likes Mary Poppins but what about animated fare? It seems strange he never mentions Disney much. Maybe his parents never bought him movies but I find it he never spregs over any off them.

I'm certainly no expert on all things Chris, but it could just be that Disney was one of those children's media franchises that just fell off his radar. Remember his extreme fixation on Sonic and Pokemon when he was younger? It could very well be that he mostly just stuck to Fox Box/Kids WB when he was a kid and as a teenager and later adult, he just never had any interest in it. It could also be that Borb showed him the Disney films /they/ grew up with (i.e. Snow White, Cinderella, Bambi) and he just didn't latch onto it later on because he thought they were "childish."
 
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