Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[King Kiwi]

I wonder how his reaction will be when that doesn't come to fruition.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[Tikbalang]

like sailor moon, Chris got interested in plastic horse with megan's influence.

Before the 2010 cartoon, this is how he knows my little pony, by monstrosize it if isn't monster enough.

 

[jc17]

Didn't Chris already make some sort of declaration that the current "gen" of MLP is going to be extended according to Celestia herself or something like that?

I wonder how his reaction will be when that doesn't come to fruition.

Watching the video, this Celestia queen whatever said she's retiring, so it's going to be something to see Chris retcon all this horseshit he's spewed out. I'm kind of expecting an outburst soon, "No! This is not-!... N-NO! JUST NO! Gen 4 needs at least 5 more seasons, Celestia HAS to come out of Retirement AND Applesjack still needs to become a freaking princess!! What in Equestria is everypony THINKING over at Hasbro!? They've lost their gostdarned MINDS!!

... Huhgh...so stressful..."

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

As someone who lives in a reasonable vicinity to Chris, it's always weird to see locations I'm familiar with pop up in "Christory", or to pass one when I'm traveling.

Just today I was reading the CWCki because I'm bored as shit and I learned that the Sheetz gas station he broke down at was in Bealeton, VA. I know a dude who sells tie dyed shit literally across the road and as a result I stop at that Sheetz whenever I'm headed towards DC.

Jesus, I have to get out of this state.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Chris:

- Likes to live beyond his means.
- Is very prone to spend inordinate amounts of money on technology (consoles, apple shit, etc).
- Spends most of his waking hours watching cartoons or playing vidya.

So putting all of these together...how come Chris hasn't begged or gotten into even more debt to buy a stupidly huge UHD tv? It seems like of frivolous expense he'd indulge into.

 

[Legitimate Journalist]

I'm a freelance journalist developing an article on the Chris-chan/Sonichu phenomenon. I'd value the opportunity to chat with anyone here about Chris, the comics, the Kiwi Farms and so on. I'm not seeking anyone's identifying information, just their opinions.

If you'd like to share your perspective (or maybe just tell me to fuck off), please DM me.

 

[Monolith]

I'm a freelance journalist developing an article on the Chris-chan/Sonichu phenomenon. I'd value the opportunity to chat with anyone here about Chris, the comics, the Kiwi Farms and so on. I'm not seeking anyone's identifying information, just their opinions.

If you'd like to share your perspective (or maybe just tell me to fuck off), please DM me.

You really shouldn't. There are enough articles about that one weird guy on the internet already.

 

[Tikbalang]

How legit are they in believing in Chris's bullshit, let alone spreading his bullshit.

Also, I think the emojis have some meaning to it, maybe it's some CPU BS. Chris's inner circle has one.

Chris has lightning-heart-lightning
Mkr has banana-heart-banana
SnS has fire-heart-fire

 

[Marvin]

How legit are they in believing in Chris's bullshit, let alone spreading his bullshit.

They don't believe shit. They're contributing to an insane, unstable manchild's fantasies instead of getting him help or even just fucking off because they think it's funny and harmless. So when he slices his weenie in half (because that's where the vagina is really going to erupt this time) or he sells Barb's van for magic merge beans all they'll have to say is "oops".

 

[King Kiwi]

As someone who lives in a reasonable vicinity to Chris, it's always weird to see locations I'm familiar with pop up in "Christory", or to pass one when I'm traveling.

Just today I was reading the CWCki because I'm bored as shit and I learned that the Sheetz gas station he broke down at was in Bealeton, VA. I know a dude who sells tie dyed shit literally across the road and as a result I stop at that Sheetz whenever I'm headed towards DC.

Jesus, I have to get out of this state.

I re-checked thread. Ok, good.

So, hello there, what do people in town think of Chris? As far as you know.

 

[Tikbalang]

They don't believe shit. They're contributing to an insane, unstable manchild's fantasies instead of getting him help or even just fucking off because they think it's funny and harmless. So when he slices his weenie in half (because that's where the vagina is really going to erupt this time) or he sells Barb's van for magic merge beans all they'll have to say is "oops".

If Chris died because of them, I hope I could see their mugshots

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

How bad would you all say his mental state has deteriorated over the past couple of years? I definitely think that the straw that broke the camel's back in terms of his mental health was the Idea Guys saga. By playing into his interests, narcissism, and desire for a life where he fits in they managed to drill the idea of a dimensional merge into his head. I think it's possible that he has late onset schizophrenia in addition to his autism and the Idea Guys simply put a shape to whatever the fuck he was seeing in his head. Do you think Chris can come back from this shit, or do you think he's too far gone? Discuss

This is meant to be an opinion thread. Not trying to score Ebinweens on Chris or do info gathering, just curious about what everyone here thinks.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Here we go again. Chris has always shown signs of not fully being there its recently that they've been blown out of proportion

 

[Kerr Avon]

Weengasms belong in pants , not here

 

[Autisimodo]

It doesn't take a thread to understand and pinpoint the decline of Chris' mental state. The CWCki is your friend, not Kiwi Farms.

 

[King Kiwi]

He's smarter, saner and probably way better looking than the people who post threads asking about his deteriorating sanity.

 

[I Exist]

Chris and health - CWCki

sonichu.com

Chris and... - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I re-checked thread. Ok, good.

So, hello there, what do people in town think of Chris? As far as you know.

I don't live in Ruckersville. By "reasonable vicinity" I mean that I could make a day trip to Ruckersville if I were so autistically inclined. I know someone who may have gone to high school with Chris but he does not remember him. I've never met anyone who was familiar with Chris irl.

edit: I have passed through Ruckersville twice after visiting Skyline Drive in Shenandoah State Park. The park is beautiful and I recommend it to anyone. Ruckersville was a backwater, podunk, sad excuse for a town and I would never have noticed where I was if not for a couple of signs. When Chris described it as a "one horse town" he was being generous - I'd say more like one goat.

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't live in Ruckersville. By "reasonable vicinity" I mean that I could make a day trip to Ruckersville if I were so autistically inclined. I know someone who may have gone to high school with Chris but he does not remember him. I've never met anyone who was familiar with Chris irl.

That's sad. I like story time.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris is stubborn and believes what he wants to believe. He wants to believe he's some goddess who has a harem of electric hedgehog pokemon. However, deep down he probably knows it's bullshit.

It's like how he somehow seems narcissistic yet also super insecure