Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

GherkinRealness said:
Does the hormone stuff physically affect the penis? Ie: shrivels it up, lessens sexual drive etc
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Yes, testosterone helps with penile functions, so getting rid of it messes with the ability to get off, and can sometimes shrink it.
Tikbalang said:
Why his room looks decently clean?
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Honestly his room looks alright but Sockness to me looks even more disgusting than Chris especially in his Chris cosplay.
 
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DCM90 said:
I think it in cludes housekeeping or he has some sort of counselor on his ass cheekin on him daily.
He also has an old sugar daddy . He's a homo gold digger.
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Didn't Bob faked his death and went to Jacob?
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Hirtes then Sockness. I always love Halal'd cows.
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But at least CWC will receive more tugboat money and state benefits if he moves to SF.
Even if he ends up homeless he might enjoy sleeping outdoors under a tree like a little pony in Golden Gate park. Is like a threshold to C-197, he won't feel alone.
 
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DCM90 said:
But at least CWC will receive more tugboat money and state benefits if he moves to SF.
Even if he ends up homeless he might enjoy sleeping outdoors under a tree like a little pony in Golden Gate park. Is like a threshold to C-197, he won't feel alone.
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I've heard there's a pooping in the street problem in SF. He could be right at home. Just wear the skirt with no pants and crap everywhere like the animal he is.
 
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DCM90 said:
I think it in cludes housekeeping or he has some sort of counselor on his ass checking him daily.
He also has an old sugar daddy . He's a homo gold digger.
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Sounds like the kind of place Chris could use once Barb trots off to pony heaven and the bank rides away into the sunset with 14 BC. The chances of Chris actually filling in the forms and talking to the right people to get a tard room are probably about the same as the merge happening, though. Assuming such places even exist near Chris.

What am I saying, Chris is the golden tard - he'll get given some sort of tard housing without seeing a day of homelessness, you watch. It seems to be the one rule that is always a constant in Chris's life, that he never faces the consequences of his laziness, ego and unwillingness to act like an adult. At this point it's as guaranteed as Coyote never catching the Road Runner.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Sounds like the kind of place Chris could use once Barb trots off to pony heaven and the bank rides away into the sunset with 14 BC. The chances of Chris actually filling in the forms and talking to the right people to get a tard room are probably about the same as the merge happening, though. Assuming such places even exist near Chris.

What am I saying, Chris is the golden tard - he'll get given some sort of tard housing without seeing a day of homelessness, you watch. It seems to be the one rule that is always a constant in Chris's life, that he never faces the consequences of his laziness, ego and unwillingness to act like an adult. At this point it's as guaranteed as Coyote never catching the Road Runner.
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lol yes we have a bet going. It involves no money, only ego points. Money, what money? lol. I could bet you a bag of gummy candy dicks or something, to make it suitably Chandlerian.
 
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I actually have an important question as I am quite new to this whole Chris stuffs in general.

I noticed from several Chris videos on YouTube that they are described as "leaked" from Chris's room rather than published.

But how can these videos be "leaked" instead of "published" by Chris himself unless Barbara is actually conspiring with the trolls?

Or does it mean some trolls actually do have Backdoors inside Chris's personal desktop?
 
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May Prince said:
I actually have an important question as I am quite new to this whole Chris stuffs in general.

I noticed from several Chris videos on YouTube that they are described as "leaked" from Chris's room rather than published.

But how can these videos be "leaked" instead of "published" by Chris himself unless Barbara is actually conspiring with the trolls?

Or does it mean some trolls actually do have Backdoors inside Chris's personal desktop?
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Trolls (often posing as potential sweethearts) have private video chats with him and then repost them. Chris has shown himself to be very gullible over the years.
 
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Fondful Memories said:
Trolls (often posing as potential sweethearts) have private video chats with him and then repost them. Chris has shown himself to be very gullible over the years.
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Something in the line of "Hey Hey You You I don't like your boyfriend ♪" is at least a little bit understandable in that context, but why would he still also share things in the line of "Victory Rockout" with his fake sweethearts? Is it just a part that neurotypicals will never understand?
 
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