Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[May Prince]

I kind of got the impression from a lot of documents that Chris seems to have this weird notion that Chris himself is representative of a typical US Citizen.

Does it mean Chris genuinely fails to realize that, if "typical US Citizens" were really like Chris himself, the United States would have fallen into an utter shithole long time ago at this point?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Here’s what I think is a pretty accurate answer. How many time has Chris seen his children Reginald and Crystal in the comics? Like 2 or 3 times? That’d be a good indication of what a relationship with his real life child would be like.

If he has a too goodlooking daughter I wonder if that daughter would be safe from being his sweetheart. "Did you wash up properly today Krystal? Better let daddy check my beautiful girl." Like straight out of an episode of I love Mallory.

 

[CiaphasCain]

If he has a too goodlooking daughter I wonder if that daughter would be safe from being his sweetheart. "Did you wash up properly today Krystal? Better let daddy check my beautiful girl." Like straight out of an episode of I love Mallory.

Jesus Christ man don't put those images into my head.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Jesus Christ man don't put those images into my head.

Imagine it but the teenage daughter has Chris's face and voice on a teenage girl's body

 

[Nebula Slasher]

If he has a too goodlooking daughter I wonder if that daughter would be safe from being his sweetheart. "Did you wash up properly today Krystal? Better let daddy check my beautiful girl." Like straight out of an episode of I love Mallory.

Why would Chris be concerned with his child's hygiene?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Why would Chris be concerned with his child's hygiene?

Chris may look like he's made of grease, but remember that he has incredibly high standards for the appearance of others, especially women. He'd probably tell his daughter she needs to make herself look real preddy for da boys while scraping cat shit off the sole of his bare foot with his fingernails.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Chris may look like he's made of grease, but remember that he has incredibly high standards for the appearance of others, especially women. He'd probably tell his daughter she needs to make herself look real preddy for da boys while scraping cat shit off the sole of his bare foot with his fingernails.

Chris's distinct appearance and poor hygiene always struck me as incompetence and stupidity rather than genuinely not caring. Remember he lathered himself with hand sanitizer every time he shook hands with people at the game store.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Here’s what I think is a pretty accurate answer. How many time has Chris seen his children Reginald and Crystal in the comics? Like 2 or 3 times? That’d be a good indication of what a relationship with his real life child would be like.

Hm, the same low-level effort he put into his chores for bob and barb while claiming it was some herculean strain on his spongy body?

Yeah, I can see that being the case. Chris first thinking they're the best thing in the world but the moment he has to put any effort into raising them he'd duck out to play vidya games and whine on twitter.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

A child raised by Chris and a woman willing to let Chris ejaculate inside her. Lil nigga wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell

 

[praktica]

Chris's distinct appearance and poor hygiene always struck me as incompetence and stupidity rather than genuinely not caring. Remember he lathered himself with hand sanitizer every time he shook hands with people at the game store.

He was also freaked out by his father's habit of not washing hands after using the toilet.

 

[Washedupdrunk69lol]

He was also freaked out by his father's habit of not washing hands after using the toilet.

Thats understandable though.

 

[King Kiwi]

Are we all a little anxious for August to arrive?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris's distinct appearance and poor hygiene always struck me as incompetence and stupidity rather than genuinely not caring. Remember he lathered himself with hand sanitizer every time he shook hands with people at the game store.

I remember. He'd likely insist on having his kid put into his comics and tell them all about sonichu, and watch cartoons with them. However the moment they start to show interest in things outside of his little world he'd be sad that they're 'no longer children at heart.' 'Freaking 8 year old would be too mature for chris's imaginary world. worse, he'd scare them away from him when he repeatedly tries to get them to watch cartoons for 6 year old girls with them when they're well past that age.

I could also see chris assuming the role of the uncaring 'too cool to be a parent' father on twitter. The stereotype who says something like 'lol brb my little wiener kid is here.'

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Thats understandable though.

Ikr? Do not want to miss out on that salty golden goodness.

 

[May Prince]

....Am I the only person who sort of got the impression that Megan Schroeder and Damian Antaria, while they are often labeled as "normal" as the result of being contrasted with Chris, are actually by themselves full-fledged snowflakes in some sense?

I would not call them "lolcows" as they seem to live without making troubles in their local communities (or on the Internet), but I do feel a strong form of "snowflake vibes" from these two girls, apart from any of their past involvement with Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

....Am I the only person who sort of got the impression that Megan Schroeder and Damian Antaria, while they are often labeled as "normal" as the result of being contrasted with Chris, are actually by themselves full-fledged snowflakes in some sense?

Well, one of them has a thread here. It's hard not to think she's at least part lolcow with her weird naked dad in all of those pictures.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

....Am I the only person who sort of got the impression that Megan Schroeder and Damian Antaria, while they are often labeled as "normal" as the result of being contrasted with Chris, are actually by themselves full-fledged snowflakes in some sense?

I would not call them "lolcows" as they seem to live without making troubles in their local communities (or on the Internet), but I do feel a strong form of "snowflake vibes" from these two girls, apart from any of their past involvement with Chris.

Megan seems really manipulative. I have a feeling she uses her quirky, nature girl image to her advantage. Heather is just weird as fuck and looks exactly like Barb. I don't think Meg is a true LOLcow.

 

[May Prince]

Megan seems really manipulative. I have a feeling she uses her quirky, nature girl image to her advantage. Heather is just weird as fuck and looks exactly like Barb. I don't think Meg is a true LOLcow.

Didn't Megan also admit at some point that one of the major reasons why she was bullied so much at high school to the extent of dropping out was because of her Nazi fetishism?

 

[May Prince]

Wasn't Chris once in despair to know that Damian Antaria got a new boyfriend? Or was that just made-up by her to get Chris off her back?

I remember reading that Chris put the grand finale of the Wallflower Saga by cursing Damian Antaria and calling her an "asexual woman," so does it mean that Damian was actually just making the story up about "the new boyfriend" and Chris also later figured out that it was a lie?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris's distinct appearance and poor hygiene always struck me as incompetence and stupidity rather than genuinely not caring. Remember he lathered himself with hand sanitizer every time he shook hands with people at the game store.

Interesting. I'm thinking of two things: Did Borb ever bathe or taught bathing to Chris as a child? Two: it's ironic that Chris is a germaphobe, yet lives in infinite filth, blaming his parents for being pack rats, and still yet, doesn't do a thing about it.