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I never quite could of imagined all of these years since I have discovered Chris he would of become this type of phenomenon. I remember when only it was a couple of YouTube ranters and a few thousand people from /b would discuss Chris. Though seeing the amount of detail that has went into examining as well chronicling every action he takes is pure insanity in itself. Just to think, there is probably more information out there on Chris than any major historical figure in history. I can see a future where far after the joggers have burned every major American city down, all the bugmen have been flooded out, and the coof has mangled every inhabitant on this fine planet. After the dimensional merge, with what ever survivors that come and discover the CWCki and the Farms on the last /pol users terminal in existence after exploring the hollow wasteland. Where their top minds can study and examine the fallen goddess of Transylvania/Ruckersville Virginia archives on these respective sites. To then create a new breed of atomic monsters, atomic super men, with the worlds most profound autistic AI augmentation imaginable. We give you, the Homosexual-Sapien IMSTR8-Sapien...
 
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Alex Krycek said:
It probably continues a bit longer and then the sub forum gets archived.
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Only after numerous discussions about how he died, his funeral, and how Sonichu will still be around for years to come.

Has his bald spot gotten any bigger? I can't tell from what little recent photos i saw because he puts so much shit on his head, but I could have sworn there was one where I could see the skin behind his temples and the adoption of a Pmurt-like comb over. I'm really curious about his reaction to it.
 
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Chris said that Covid-19 is no longer a problem in CWCville but he didn't try to share some details on how it originates or the cure, it's his chance to get his nobel prize, Autistic Transgender found a cure to the virus

All he had to do is to p̶l̶a̶g̶i̶a̶r̶i̶z̶e̶ record the cure formula word for word from a scientist OC
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
But he's already told us. The ponies and Black Sonichu came up with the cure between them. It apparently involves taking sugar and being subjected to 'lightning-level' electricity. So, as has been said, eat a Mars Bar and strap yourself in the 10-button electric chair, get some friends to help, and you will be healed!
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Pictured: A patient at CWCville General Hospital being prepared to receive a high jolt of electricity by a fully protected nurse technician as a means to cure him of COVID-19. Circa 2020 (Colorized)

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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
But he's already told us. The ponies and Black Sonichu came up with the cure between them. It apparently involves taking sugar and being subjected to 'lightning-level' electricity. So, as has been said, eat a Mars Bar and strap yourself in the 10-button electric chair, get some friends to help, and you will be healed!
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Isn't black sonichu an ISIS member?
 
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Tikbalang said:
Isn't black sonichu an ISIS member?
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Yes, and I can’t wait for the day one of our talented autists makes a Sonichu tribute comic featuring Black Sonichu with a strappin’ suicide belt & doing the ol’ one finger tawhid salute.


BTW... Can we take a second to that acknowledge that the ten-button electric chair is THE single greatest invention/concept Chris-Chan has ever come up with?

Everything else in the Sonichu-verse is either a slavish copy/recolor or the cartoon version of whatever sped was unfortunate enough to come across Chris IRL.

The ten-button electric chair though is probably the only original thing Chris ever drew. And one of the funniest.
 
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Count Graduon is almost original. I remember reading he’s vaguely based on a character from Excel Saga. However he’s still more original than any of the other characters.
 
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Someone here was mentioning before about how/why Chris went to PVCC; Chris would have been easily able to afford it due to his official diagnosis’s. Autism dating back to childhood can net you extremely generous financial aid, plus some colleges can even get a tax credit for admitting students with disabilities.

Pretty sure that tax credit wasn’t worth putting up with Chris’s bullshit for six years.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Count Graduon is almost original. I remember reading he’s vaguely based on a character from Excel Saga. However he’s still more original than any of the other characters.
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True. Count Graduon is also unique among Chris’s characters by not having a name that’s totally retarded.

Argh My Cigar said:
Someone here was mentioning before about how/why Chris went to PVCC; Chris would have been easily able to afford it due to his official diagnosis’s. Autism dating back to childhood can net you extremely generous financial aid, plus some colleges can even get a tax credit for admitting students with disabilities.

Pretty sure that tax credit wasn’t worth putting up with Chris’s bullshit for six years.
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Think of all the manpower that having Chris around necessitated: Jerkops for ensuring he wasn’t soliciting, billable hours for the school psychologist, etc.

All in all the school was probably pretty happy with Chris being too lazy/dumb to do his degree in a year or two. Imagine the kind of shenanigans he would have gotten himself into with a regular 30-40 hours at the school each week.

Speaking of: Have anyone who went to the PVCC at the same time ever spoken out? I would love to read an eyewitness report.

I always figured that Chris was the kind of student everyone had heard about, even if he wasn’t there that often.
 
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Oh, I almost forgot. The cure also involves crystals somehow. Because Chris.

So conduct the electricity through one of Paltrow's goosh bottles to be absolutely sure.
 
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Yes, and I can’t wait for the day one of our talented autists makes a Sonichu tribute comic featuring Black Sonichu with a strappin’ suicide belt & doing the ol’ one finger tawhid salute.


BTW... Can we take a second to that acknowledge that the ten-button electric chair is THE single greatest invention/concept Chris-Chan has ever come up with?

Everything else in the Sonichu-verse is either a slavish copy/recolor or the cartoon version of whatever sped was unfortunate enough to come across Chris IRL.

The ten-button electric chair though is probably the only original thing Chris ever drew. And one of the funniest.
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The button 1 is On/Off, what are the nine buttons?
Argh My Cigar said:
Someone here was mentioning before about how/why Chris went to PVCC; Chris would have been easily able to afford it due to his official diagnosis’s. Autism dating back to childhood can net you extremely generous financial aid, plus some colleges can even get a tax credit for admitting students with disabilities.

Pretty sure that tax credit wasn’t worth putting up with Chris’s bullshit for six years.
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After what Chris did, PVCC had to build a separate classroom for people like Chris: the closet
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Oh, I almost forgot. The cure also involves crystals somehow. Because Chris.

So conduct the electricity through one of Paltrow's goosh bottles to be absolutely sure.
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Not just any crystals, it has to be from someone in the alleyway at night. He'll always ask "Are you a cop?"
 
Argh My Cigar said:
Someone here was mentioning before about how/why Chris went to PVCC; Chris would have been easily able to afford it due to his official diagnosis’s. Autism dating back to childhood can net you extremely generous financial aid, plus some colleges can even get a tax credit for admitting students with disabilities.

Pretty sure that tax credit wasn’t worth putting up with Chris’s bullshit for six years.
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Are you implying that Chris would strive for a Masters Degree?
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
Are you implying that Chris would strive for a Masters Degree?
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I’d pay some good C Quarters to see the project Chris would have made for his masters. An even bigger mall?


Jasonfan89 said:
He's actually more a rip-off of the villian from the adventures of the American rabbit. Right on down to being a villian on a staff puppeting another villian to do his bidding
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That’s... Disappointing. I guess we’re down to the ten button electric chair then, as the only actually original thing in Sonichu.
 
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