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[Fapcop]

Barb lays eggs.

Barb has eggs. Mite eggs.

Fortunately it’s not infectious, because then Chris would get them to when they spoon.

 

[AnAccount]

I think a lot of people understate barbs mental capacity, they suggest she's playing it up for the camera, but I think the camera just represents an unfamiliar scenario which is what causes her to suddenly turn into a drone.


A lot of elderly with poor mental faculties can get by by essentially going into autopilot and using long term memories and emotions to make up for their inability to think properly and poor short term memory and all that.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

As the CWCki pointed out, and what I always suggest is that Bob has had heart problems, and it's more than likely that Chris will inherit it. It looks like he's speeding the process up (if he's taking blood pressure meds as needed and not eating fast food every day).

At this point i'm waiting for news of either Barb or Chris having a heart attack.

 

[judge claude frollo]

At this point i'm waiting for news of either Barb or Chris having a heart attack.

It's totally plausible that he's hiding underneath Sonichu because something terrible is happening to him right now and he doesn't want to face responsibility. It would explain why he's quiet, although he could just be incredibly lazy with every thing. But Barb dying as we speak would explain why he's withdrawing into himself.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

There’s probably no records of it now but I liked the ween who hung out in CWC imageboards back before Kiwifarms was a thing who had the idea of tricking Chris into being able to regularly monitor him by setting up a fake IT business and hiring him and instead of it just being a random thought kept insisting it was a plan he had in motion and acted like he was some kind of mastermind troll.

Theres also:

There's also the person who sent him a laptop, with spyware on it. Chris just formatted it and reinstalled windows lol

 

[Fapcop]

We know quite a bit about Chris’s time at PVCC, especially about the attraction signs, his shitty newsletter, and how he met his greatest foe: The infamous Mary Lou Walsh.


But one topic that hasn’t been covered in full, christorical detail is his academic performance.

I have recently come across a page from one of the first issues of Sonichu that seems to indicate there is a story there.

Presenting: The CADD Chef imposter.



Out of all of Chris’s enemies, the CADD Chef imposter has to be one of my favorites. (And cursed with an even worse name than Seinor Merried Comic!)


Now Chris was incredibly proud over his CWCville mall floorplan, that was his crowning achievement and culmination of his CADD classes.

But the CADD Chef Imposter with his “YOUR MALL DESIGN IS SHIT! I HAVE A GRADE F DESTRUCTION FOR YOU!” Line seems to indicate that his teachers weren’t as pleased with it, as smug Chris would have us believe.

The fact that Chris made a villain out of him for his comic, also seems to indicate the kind of very personal grudge that Chris would take a failing grade to be.

Thoughts? Opinions? Did I miss something in christory, and is Chris failing his class common knowledge?

 

[0 0]

That's been known, since Chris is about as subtle as a train smashing into a semi. Interestingly, this is what his professor looked like, which I personally wasn't aware of.

 

[Golly]

According to the CWCKI, it took Chris 5 years, suspension not included, to complete a degree that consisted of only four semesters worth of courses. I don't know whether this indicates that he had to retake courses though, as Chris hates stress and the concept of taking a full load of courses each semester was likely overwhelming.

 

[judge claude frollo]

According to the CWCKI, it took Chris 5 years, suspension not included, to complete a degree that consisted of only four semesters worth of courses. I don't know whether this indicates that he had to retake courses though, as Chris hates stress and the concept of taking a full load of courses each semester was likely overwhelming.

I wondered this. I think he was expelled at one point, and that his parents (Bob) was in charge of his college structure? But honestly he probably only took 1-2 classes per semester

 

[Chan Fan]

I wondered this. I think he was expelled at one point, and that his parents (Bob) was in charge of his college structure? But honestly he probably only took 1-2 classes per semester

If that's the case maybe Bob thought that would be better, possibly allowing more time to work while he went to school. And since we all know Chris wasn't on an Honor Roll student maybe part of that was an inability to focus? So yeah if Bob was in charge of this maybe he thought that would actually allow Chris to focus on less and make better grades in those two classes. If Chris was in charge and only take two classes at a time that allowed him to hang out at the mall more lol

 

[bisterjeans]

If that's the case maybe Bob thought that would be better, possibly allowing more time to work while he went to school. And since we all know Chris wasn't on an Honor Roll student maybe part of that was an inability to focus? So yeah if Bob was in charge of this maybe he thought that would actually allow Chris to focus on less and make better grades in those two classes. If Chris was in charge and only take two classes at a time that allowed him to hang out at the mall more lol

Since Bob told him to choose CADD. I would agree.

 

[Fapcop]

I’m kinda wondering what exactly led to Chris attending the PVCC?

Like, was it an actual attempt at turning Chris into a productive member of society or more of a vanity project for Bob and particularly Barb?

(I could see Barb push for this, since Bob’s other kids were all successful and had attended college.)

Because it had to be pretty obvious at this point that Chris would never be successful academically.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I’m kinda wondering what exactly led to Chris attending the PVCC?

Like, was it an actual attempt at turning Chris into a productive member of society or more of a vanity project for Bob and particularly Barb?

(I could see Barb push for this, since Bob’s other kids were all successful and had attended college.)

Because it had to be pretty obvious at this point that Chris would never be successful academically.

After Chris's performance at his HS graduation, I assume expectations for Chris was low. I assume he was just waiting around in his house doing nothing until his idea for Sonichu came up and then attended college for marketing. Then changed for CADD.

Also, the CWCism for "Feet-bloatings" had me interested, so I did a google search:

What are puffy feet a sign of?
Sometimes swelling can indicate a problem such as heart, liver, or kidney disease. Ankles that swell in the evening could be a sign of retaining salt and water because of right-sided heart failure. Kidney disease can also cause foot and ankle swelling.

Chris knew of the ailment, but couldn't do a search for it.

 

[Fapcop]

After Chris's performance at his HS graduation, I assume expectations for Chris was low. I assume he was just waiting around in his house doing nothing until his idea for Sonichu came up and then attended college for marketing. Then changed for CADD.

I guess Bob has the ol’ 50ies mindset that the only way to succeed and enter the middle class is to go to college.

I assume that he knew Chris’s chances for success were limited, but was hoping that his tard-son was juuuust smart enough so that he could find employment as a drafter.

(Some engineer goes up to Chris and says he needs a technical drawing that looks like such and such. Chris would then sit down and make it in a CAD program.

And then turn it in the next day, past the deadline, half done, and with Sonichu’s on it explaining in a text bubble why it was late...)

Drafting was something Bob would have been familiar with from his GE-career. Unfortunately, he probably didn’t know that it had changed quite a bit and requires more computer knowledge than previously and wasn’t as prevalent as it used to be.

Also, the CWCism for "Feet-bloatings" had me interested, so I did a google search:




Chris knew of the ailment, but couldn't do a search for it.

Chris mentioned it in August, and I think it’s safe to assume that the whole Chandler household just assumed it was swollen feet, and Bob probably wasn’t too eager to see a doctor.

Bob died in the beginning of September.

Could Chris have saved his life, or at least prolong it, by taking 5 minutes off his busy schedule and do a google search?

Yes, it’s quite possible. But in Chris’s defense, he was busy with playing with makeup and calling out trolls. You know: Important stuff.

Also, the CWCism for "Feet-bloatings" had me interested, so I did a google search:




Chris knew of the ailment, but couldn't do a search for it.

Speaking of feet-bloatings and the video where it appears:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Response_to_ADF

Noteworthy not just for being an ADF crossover, but also this line:

So I would- so I would say, good luck being a fake woman because you'll never be able to achieve true femdom! And you'll always be a dang homosexual male, 'cuz you're born that way, you gonna to stay that way pretty much even if you're gonna- if you're gonna have your dick either chopped off or tucked in! People are still gonna look at you so ill. In the majority of this country.

Lolol! Oh Chris! For once we agree!

 

[KiwiFarmsMod]

So I was about to read some weeb shit, specifically a South Korean light libel called ‘Only I Level Up.’ To my surprise on the title page I see it signed by Sonichu on 12/12/2019. My guess is that this is the translators alias, but afaik they usually use their real names and shit. Normally I wouldn’t think much of something like this, but this is a REALLY popular manga, so much so that it may become an anime someday. I figured all the weebs weebier than me here might know wtf this is.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I’m kinda wondering what exactly led to Chris attending the PVCC?

Like, was it an actual attempt at turning Chris into a productive member of society or more of a vanity project for Bob and particularly Barb?

(I could see Barb push for this, since Bob’s other kids were all successful and had attended college.)

Because it had to be pretty obvious at this point that Chris would never be successful academically.

After high school graduation I bet Chris spent most of the summer sitting around doing nothing and back then Bob and barb actually gave enough of to damn to give the ultimatum every parent gives their kids after high school/turning 18. Either get a job or start college or you're out the door. Aside his stint at Wendy's I'm guessing Chris thought college would just be high school part 2 so he opted to enroll but since his sat score was probably as low as his IQ and the Chandler's didn't exactly have ivy league connections or money community college it was... which isn't a bad choice usually community can lead to some entry level employment or even finishing at a 4 year school albiet not a very prestigious one but clearly Chris only cared about getting his parents off his back without entering the workforce

 

[Picklechu]

We know quite a bit about Chris’s time at PVCC, especially about the attraction signs, his shitty newsletter, and how he met his greatest foe: The infamous Mary Lou Walsh.


But one topic that hasn’t been covered in full, christorical detail is his academic performance.

I have recently come across a page from one of the first issues of Sonichu that seems to indicate there is a story there.

Presenting: The CADD Chef imposter.

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Out of all of Chris’s enemies, the CADD Chef imposter has to be one of my favorites. (And cursed with an even worse name than Seinor Merried Comic!)


Now Chris was incredibly proud over his CWCville mall floorplan, that was his crowning achievement and culmination of his CADD classes.

But the CADD Chef Imposter with his “YOUR MALL DESIGN IS SHIT! I HAVE A GRADE F DESTRUCTION FOR YOU!” Line seems to indicate that his teachers weren’t as pleased with it, as smug Chris would have us believe.

The fact that Chris made a villain out of him for his comic, also seems to indicate the kind of very personal grudge that Chris would take a failing grade to be.

Thoughts? Opinions? Did I miss something in christory, and is Chris failing his class common knowledge?

The two pieces of college-level work we've seen from him (the mall and the mayoral office) were garbage. Combine this with what we know of his high school-level assignments, as well as Chris' failings with math, English, etc, I think it's safe to assume that he wasn't exactly killing it in class. Additionally, he took five years (excluding the year he was suspended) to complete an associate's degree, which is generally only supposed to take two. One could make the argument that because he switched from marketing to CADD, this slowed him down, but I'm fairly certain he made the switch pretty early, so this is unlikely. One could also argue that he was taking a very small courseload, but this also wouldn't speak very well for Chris not being a total dumbass, especially considering that he had no responsibilities whatsoever aside from school.

All of that being said, the fact that he still got a CADD degree speaks to the quality of the program, IMO, so it's unsurprising that PVCC no longer offers it.

I’m kinda wondering what exactly led to Chris attending the PVCC?

Like, was it an actual attempt at turning Chris into a productive member of society or more of a vanity project for Bob and particularly Barb?

I think it's a little of column A, a little of column B, as well as a column C consisting of getting him out of the house for a few hours a week. Community college is cheap as hell, and I think Chris would have been qualified for various scholarships through being a sped and through Bob's military service, so it was a win/win/win for Borb.

 

[Fapcop]

The two pieces of college-level work we've seen from him (the mall and the mayoral office) were garbage. Combine this with what we know of his high school-level assignments, as well as Chris' failings with math, English, etc, I think it's safe to assume that he wasn't exactly killing it in class. Additionally, he took five years (excluding the year he was suspended) to complete an associate's degree, which is generally only supposed to take two. One could make the argument that because he switched from marketing to CADD, this slowed him down, but I'm fairly certain he made the switch pretty early, so this is unlikely. One could also argue that he was taking a very small courseload, but this also wouldn't speak very well for Chris not being a total dumbass, especially considering that he had no responsibilities whatsoever aside from school.

All of that being said, the fact that he still got a CADD degree speaks to the quality of the program, IMO, so it's unsurprising that PVCC no longer offers it.


I think it's a little of column A, a little of column B, as well as a column C consisting of getting him out of the house for a few hours a week. Community college is cheap as hell, and I think Chris would have been qualified for various scholarships through being a sped and through Bob's military service, so it was a win/win/win for Borb.

True.

I bet reality of community college quickly hit Chris like a ton of bricks.

He was probably expecting High School 2.0: Teachers coddling him, some gal pal’s...

Instead he was surrounded by adults, almost adults and little of the sheltered life he was used to from HS.

I’m curious how much contact or socialization he actually had though. He makes little mention of any gal pal’s or friends/people who tolerated him.

Yet we know he distributed his “Sonichu Newsdash”.

(I’d love to see the faces of his fellow students, some of them adults in their 30ies trying to better themselves, when they were suddenly confronted with Chris passing out a shit-tier, poorly stapled together newsletter about a kids game. He must have stood out like a sore thumb.)

 

[DCM90]

I have a feeling this subforum will become inactive like ADF's . CWC has become so unremarkable and boring as of late.

 

[Fapcop]

I have a feeling this subforum will become inactive like ADF's . CWC has become so unremarkable and boring as of late.

Nah man. There is always Barb kicking the bucket to look forward to.

And besides, every time Chris turns boring and predictable and KF swear that the last drops have been squeezed out of him, he does something unpredictable crazy even for him.

Like the GameStop macing, the Idea Guys debacle, the block saga, etc etc.