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Can anyone remember some specific quotes Chris has said about how superheroes or cartoon characters will basically rule over us post-Merge?

I recall one sentence in particular where he basically made a threatening comment about how people better behave because when the cartoon overlords get here they will make us clean up our act.
 
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cwcvillemayoress said:
Do you think that anyone could undo what the Idea Guys have done to Chris?
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the only reason trolls could do that stuff to chris was because chris wanted to, he usually only pays attention and get closed to people who validate his already existing mental illness, he always finds his way towards those types despite being advised not to so despite trolls being the catalist his damage is something that stems from himself so he will never really shake it off, he has zero will to do so.

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while viewing women as paragons of virtue and kindness
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Despite his own mother being a selfish alcoholic who spends every cent of the hoard, his gal pals all letting him hang out only because bob paid them to and him getting constantly trolled by girls over the years. Is like he truly gets all his ideas from cartoons and is impossible for him to assimilate the real world, he has every irl experience not to believe that shit but still sticks to believing Amy Rose and MLP are the model for every female in the world.
 
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elkinbub said:
Can anyone remember some specific quotes Chris has said about how superheroes or cartoon characters will basically rule over us post-Merge?

I recall one sentence in particular where he basically made a threatening comment about how people better behave because when the cartoon overlords get here they will make us clean up our act.
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Well, there is the part where he says something along the lines of "if you survive the merge".
 
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Imagine if Chris Chan made a sonichu themed cryptocurrency and became a multi millionaire on the back of people buying into a doomed to fail memecoin. That’d be one hell of a saga.
 
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While posting in the Fender Bender thread, a thought struck me. It's not a new one, I suspect, but it does need an answer.

If Magi-Chan can teleport himself and the entire Chaotic Combo from place to place, and even apparently do so through Time with the help of a Sonichu Ball or two, then why the fuck would he need to know how to drive? Why would any Sonichu need to drive, when the little buggers are all capable of running around at the speed of sound for as long as is necessary?

Is it all just down to Chris's materialism and lack of imagination? 'Hmmm, yeah, well dey is all great so dey'll all have kewl cars. Even if dey don't need dem at all. Among which.'
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
While posting in the Fender Bender thread, a thought struck me. It's not a new one, I suspect, but it does need an answer.

If Magi-Chan can teleport himself and the entire Chaotic Combo from place to place, and even apparently do so through Time with the help of a Sonichu Ball or two, then why the fuck would he need to know how to drive? Why would any Sonichu need to drive, when the little buggers are all capable of running around at the speed of sound for as long as is necessary?

Is it all just down to Chris's materialism and lack of imagination? 'Hmmm, yeah, well dey is all great so dey'll all have kewl cars. Even if dey don't need dem at all. Among which.
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Wait, are there comic panels that shows Sonichu is driving?
 
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Can't be arsed to trawl through all of the Cwcki archives to find the few relevant panels, but there's at least one where Sandy, Wild and Simonla are about to go to good ol' Country Cookin' for a slap-up feast and Chris smugly tells us that all Sonichus drive hybrid cars. And, in his Bronycon diary in issue 14(?), he informs us that he felt sleepy while driving home to 14 BC, but that Magi-Chan took the wheel (apparently by possessing Chris, but the point still stands). So, I don't think that we've ever specifically seen Sonichu himself driving a car, but there's evidence to suggest that all Sonichus do, despite not fucking needing one at all.
 
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I'm thinking maybe Wesley Willis levels of fame, niche documentaries and various references to him by creative types but the problem is making fun of Chris is going to be seen by the average non internet culture acquainted person as making fun of autistic people as well as siding with internet trolls, especially when you add in Chris identifying as a lesbian and the potential of being labeled transphobic.
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Bit late, but I'd actually sort of argue that he's already sort of Willis-esque now: you see a lot of people now who've talked about CWC or slid stuff he's made into their work, like OK KO, Sonic Boom, Paradise PD, etc...
Personally, I think best-case scenario there could be some sort of Snowden-esque biopic that just gives a fairly general summary of late 2008 until mid-2010.
 
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Im trying to think what other sagas or epics are left in chris' life. He's been pretty boring/sad to watch for around a decade now, and there seems to be a weird "house of cards" type thing between 2 groups of assholes who want chris as their "friend" for internet points? Idk its too sad to see the guy how he is right now for me.
So if I had to bet money I'd say there's really only the Post Barb saga left for him. Idk what thatll entail, I doubt he'll be homeless, more like couch serfing between weens or ends up living woth one long term because of his tug boat. So that will be interesting . Beyond that, what else is he gonna do? He seems like he lost it beyond recovery that means anything, seems like weens are just gonna feed into it. So unless he gets into legal trouble for snapping or an accident it looks to me at least we got what ever you want to call this saga until barb goes then how ever he deals with it. Idk man I pitty the guy more than anything right now. Check to see what he's up to but it just looks like some kids are making money off him as he retreats more into fantasy.

If you had to bet money what do you see as Sagas of the future?
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
While posting in the Fender Bender thread, a thought struck me. It's not a new one, I suspect, but it does need an answer.

If Magi-Chan can teleport himself and the entire Chaotic Combo from place to place, and even apparently do so through Time with the help of a Sonichu Ball or two, then why the fuck would he need to know how to drive? Why would any Sonichu need to drive, when the little buggers are all capable of running around at the speed of sound for as long as is necessary?

Is it all just down to Chris's materialism and lack of imagination? 'Hmmm, yeah, well dey is all great so dey'll all have kewl cars. Even if dey don't need dem at all. Among which.'
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Sega all-stars racing has Sonic and the gang driving automobiles, maybe it's just for recreational purposes?
 
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cwcvillemayoress said:
Do you think that anyone could undo what the Idea Guys have done to Chris? The whole dimensional merge stuff? Could there be a way to get Chris to believe that they lied to him and that he could probably get over the trauma/trouble the Idea Guys caused? Or is it a lost cause at this point and Chris is too far gone?
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Speaking theoretically, it's absolutely possible to fix Chris, within the limitations of his autism. He's an empty vessel now, and he'll take on whatever characteristics you pour into him.

Speaking practically, it's not possible, because the people who want to break Chris further far outnumber the ones who want to fix him, they are more dedicated, and they're willing to throw money at him (not just pennies, either) and show up in person.

If you wanted to fix Chris at this point, you'd not only have to get him off the internet, but provide him with a replacement for his internet income, and guard-dog him 24/7 in real life to fend off the latest iteration of the Teen Troon Squad driving up to his house to have him smoke drugs and fellate imaginary cartoon characters.
 
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