Chris being in the SO would not end well - he is so far out of shape, and that's just going by his weight and not what he could have undiagnosed like Hypertension, the beetus, or a plethora of other ailments, that he'd probably keel over just from trying to waddle to the starting line of anything.
I'm pretty sure that the more popular bronies in the fandom, especially ones that Chris happens to follow, tend to talk about the importance of hygiene whenever they're discussing a convention on Youtube or Twitter. So that likely has contributed as well.
I've got a plan in mind, but it'll have to wait until after Barb dies.
Good to hear. Chris will need all the help he can get. Let's all hope you can get to him before Sockness does.
This is the most surreal statement on the internet that I’ve ever read.
I feel like Chris would reject a logically sound plan from most people, I could be wrong here but, I don't see him accepting it without him feeling like he's in control or the architect behind it.
This is what I fear will happen and probably the most likely scenario. Someone, most likely someone opportunistic and disgusting enough will work their way into living with him at 14 BLC and offer to pay rent.
It might depend on how much he’s willing to face reality, not sure what can be done if Chris keeps doubling down and refuses to believe he’ll be evicted by the bank because of magical thinking or the classic Chandler arrogance and entitlement.
He will reject anything, abd I wouldn't put it past Anna & Watermelon to get hold of Chris after Barb dies and turn him against Null. This won't end well and someone who tries to help Chris will end up with fanta and navy on their face.
The situation would be beyond that I imagine, Chris might get paranoid and think Null and trolls are trying to trick him out of his ‘holy temple’.
Speaking of, does the state ever pop in to check on them? My guess is no since their living conditions are so filthy and dangerous (as the house fire and his dads bug bite problem has proven). Also, Chris is literally a child in a mans body and Barb seems barely capable of forming a coherent thought and I like to hope that welfare agents would realize this and do something. But since nothing has been done, either nobody is really checking on them or they just barely fall under the wire as being independent.
Still? I remember there was a photo or two from "Section 10" or whatever it was called, but that was a long while ago now.
